Lisko’s American Life

Lisko has lived in the United States for a long time, and sometimes he is really speechless about the brains and conspiracies of Americans.

The United States is a multi-ethnic country with too complex domestic cultures and traditions.

Lisko often sees a lot of speechless remarks on the Internet and in newspapers.

For example, the "heliocentric theory" and the theory of celestial movement proposed by Copernicus many years ago have confirmed that the earth is round, and today with the increasing development of technology, people have verified the accuracy of this statement.

However, there are still many people who promote the idea that the earth is flat.

Lisko thought at first that there should be no market for such nonsense, right? Anyone with a little knowledge would think this is unfair.

However, this statement is still very popular in the United States and has been sought after by many people.

The newspaper said that in order to verify the statement that the earth is flat, some people sailed a boat, but they encountered a storm on the way, and the verification ran aground.

A survey in the United States found that 34% of young people aged 18-24 were unsure that the earth was round.

This kind of absurd social phenomenon really made Lisko feel dumbfounded.

Sometimes the whole of America is like an absurd film and television drama.

Lisko often worries that after living with these people for a long time, he will also assimilate and eventually become a fool.

This makes him often have the urge to flee the United States.

This group of people not only believe that the earth is flat, but also that the sun and the moon are both on the surface of the earth and do not revolve around the sun at all.

And in order to verify his statement, an American made a rocket and tried to fly into space to see if it was true, but he fell to his death.

Although NASA often publishes its own photos of the Earth from space, many people still don't believe it. They think that NASA was created to deceive the people and try to cover up this fact.

This is on earth; things that even elementary school students know are very popular in the United States. Lisko watched these farces, and the theory of the balance is that the ancient Chinese people played the rest.

They also held a flat-earth talk conference, and there were actually many people participating. The companies with the title are also emerging one after another, and many well-known companies also joined in the fun. The conference also listed 200 evidences supporting their flat-earth theory. The people who spoke at this conference There are also many professors in colleges and universities.

It's not just the bullshit.

In the United States, the number thirteen is considered a very unlucky number, and they reject everything about thirteen. If your birthday is on the thirteenth of a certain month, no one will even attend your birthday party.

If you say which road number 13 you live in, no one wants to be your friend at all.

There is no way to verify the source of this claim. Some people think that it is because Judas was the thirteenth disciple of Jesus, and he betrayed **** at the Last Supper and caused **** to be arrested, so Westerners hate it 13.

There are other sayings that it is because women visit relatives thirteen times a year, and some say that in ancient times there were thirteen steps to the gallows.

So you will never find the thirteenth floor in the building, only 12A.

There is no thirteen on the road, and there are no seats in the cinema.

If only this number was taboo, Lisko wouldn't say anything, but they also taboo "666."

According to domestic sayings in previous lives, in China, 6 represents Liuli Dashun, but in the United States, 6 in the Bible represents the devil, and they don't like it.

Speaking of American culture and customs, it is not only these, but also many aspects.

For example, in the last century, American astronauts successfully landed on the moon and achieved the title of the first person to land on the moon.

This would have been an exciting and good thing for the whole country. If it happened in China, this astronaut would be a hero of the whole country.

However, in the United States, there are many people who suspect that this is fake at all. They think that it is impossible to land on the moon at the level of the United States, and it is still in the world. The saying that the moon landing was filmed in a Hollywood studio and then made special effects has not stopped, even if Up to now, this issue is still often hyped up by newspapers from time to time, and people still believe this statement.

Whether it is true or not, Lisko is also mixed in it, and it is difficult to distinguish the true from the false.

When he lived in the United States, he encountered far more **** than that.

Microsoft's Bill, who became the richest man in 1995, once discussed his views in an interview panel.

"In the future world, the virus will hurt people more than the war, and we humans may be destroyed by the virus."

Originally, this was just an ordinary conjecture. The future is still far away, and no one can say what will happen in the future.

But it is precisely this kind of remark that has become an excuse for many people to attack him.

They believe that if there are viruses that invade humans in the future, it must be released by Bill because he has the ability to develop them.

Since then, every time there's been a major flu outbreak in the U.S., someone has jumped out and berated Bill.

Some Americans even have relatives who died of the flu at home, and they actually contacted a lawyer to sue Bill ~www.readwn.com~ for compensation.

The SARS outbreak in 2003, this new type of virus swept the world, and someone jumped out immediately, saying that Bill was experimenting with the virus he had just developed, and all mankind suffered.

This student Bill is really sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

American superstitious behavior is also particularly nonsense.

When Lisko was in school, he witnessed something.

He had a classmate who needed to move to live off-campus, and Lisko accompanied him to find a house.

In the process of looking for a house, Lisko's eyes were opened by the various operations of his classmates.

During a few days of house inspection, the classmate deliberately borrowed a cat from a good friend's house.

Every time I go to a new house, after seeing it, I am satisfied in all aspects, so my friend puts the cat in the house and waits for a while.

Lisko didn't understand at the time why he did it.

Later, the classmate explained that because cats can sensitively detect ghosts in the house, in the Bible, cats can see through **** and see demons, and many witches are friends with cats.

If the cat does not make a sound in the house, it means that there is no problem with the house and you can live with confidence.

This classmate found a house, the location and environment are very satisfied, and the price is very suitable, just because the cat meows twice after entering, he is not willing to rent it, and even beat the real estate agent, thinking that he introduced his house It is the dwelling place of the devil.

You must know that Lisko's classmates are top students from the top universities in the United States and Yale University.

Knowledgeable college students are like this, you can imagine how the American folk atmosphere is.

According to statistics, there are currently more than 250 different religious denominations and more than 2.22 million local church groups in the United States.

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