Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

When he was a child, Xu Muge also liked to fire cannons with his friends.

At that time, there were not many entertainment items, and it was very happy to set off cannons.

Although I have grown up now, I still like to occasionally reminisce about my childhood.

Together they went to the small village supermarket and bought all kinds of artillery fights.

Throw lit firecrackers into the water, cover vials and cans and watch them explode into the sky, and so on.

Xu Tian, this kid is also having fun.

He is happiest to play cannon fights at his age.

Xu Muge suddenly asked, "Do you know what maturity is?"

Xu Sheng frowned, looked up at the sky and said slowly: "At the age of eighteen, I started to shave with a razor, and I thought that was maturity.

"But after graduating, I went to work and smoked with my colleagues, and I thought that was maturity."

"Until now, I was urged to marry by my elders every New Year's holiday, and I was able to respond to it embarrassingly but politely, I understand that this is called maturity."

Xu Muge said ruthlessly: "At most, you can't find a girlfriend, what kind of maturity?" If this is mature, there are still many mature people in the live broadcast room. "

Points +233

" Ahem."

Xu Sheng coughed twice in embarrassment, seeing through and not saying it thoroughly, he was still a good friend.

The live broadcast room is full of question marks.

"Another double smack and fish pond!!"

"Every critical attack comes so unexpectedly."

"I was just urged to get married by my relatives, and I heard such heart-wrenching words when I opened Brother Mu's live broadcast room."

"Is it considered mature to critique others like you?"

Xu Yan thought about it.

She also voiced her opinion.

"Is it getting married, having children, starting a new family, and having a successful career before it matures?"

Xu Muge shook his head.

Xu Sheng said: "That person is middle-aged, has experienced successes and failures, and can look at everything lightly, is this considered mature?

Xu Muge shook his head again.

This makes them speechless, so you give us an answer that convinces us.

I saw Xu Muge pointing to the side of the road not far away.

"When you have firecrackers and lighters in your hand, and you see cow dung but don't want to bomb them with cannons, that's called maturity."

Xu Sheng

: "....." Xu Yan: "..."

We are answering seriously, you stay here to play with me, right!!

Xu Muge had already walked over with a cannon fight.

I'm just immature, what's wrong?

Just be happy and happy, I care about you so much!

Xu Muge inserted a cannon into cow dung, lit it, and ran back.

It's just that what he didn't expect was.

Xu Tian didn't know when, ran to the other side of him, wanting to make a splash to see what he was doing.

Xu Muge was ten meters away from cow dung at the moment, while Xu Tian was only about three meters away from cow dung.

Xu Muge shouted, "Come quickly!" "

Huh?"

“boom！！"

The power of the cannon battle is not great, but the fried cow dung is quite fresh, so it is not hard.

Black cow dung was blown up all over the sky.

Xu Tian, who was relatively close to it, had a lot on his body.

He cried as soon as he wow.

Turn your head.

You can also see that he also has two pieces on his face, one of which is closer to his mouth.

"Hahaha.....,"

Xu Muge couldn't help but laugh.

"Laughing at me to death, this scene directly contracted my laughter this year."

"Fourteen lives, this cat never expected that watching people fire cannons can also give me laughter to death."

"I suspect that Brother Mu deliberately pits the elder brother, and the cow dung on his face is the biggest evidence."

"This will definitely be a nightmare for the elder brother for the rest of his life."

"I seem to smell it across the screen."

"The happiest thing in the world is to use dung to fry, and the saddest thing is that you don't have time to run away when the dung is blown."

Xu Tian retched twice, crying louder and worse.

I don't know, I thought what happened to him.

They quickly dragged Xu Tian home.

In this process, I didn't dare to get too close to him, firstly, it was too smelly, and secondly, I didn't want to be rubbed by him.

After returning to his grandparents' house, the second aunt washed him and changed his clothes.

Grandma blamed Xu Sheng and the three of them for being brothers and sisters.

Xu Muge went back to the car and took a bag back.

Hand it to Xu Tian.

"Xiaotian, it was my brother's mistake just now, I didn't see you next to me, this gift should be used to compensate you."

Xu Tian took the bag and opened it.

There are four books in total.

They are "Primary School Olympiad Total Review Course", "Primary Olympiad Super Course", "Latest Primary School Olympiad Reading Book", and "Primary School Mathematics Competition Question Competition".

Points +1000

poof....

Xu Yan and Xu Sheng wanted to laugh.

But the elders are there, a little embarrassed, can only cover their mouths with their hands and smile, and their faces are red.

Xu Tian originally looked bitter, but after seeing the gift, he was quite happy.

But when he saw that the gift turned out to be four workbooks.

The mentality collapsed.

Throw the book directly to the ground, turn your head and want to run.

Second Aunt Xu Muge directly pulled him.

"Where to run! What a gift your brother gave, pick it up!

Xu Tian did not dare to disobey his mother's words at all, and picked up the book very aggrieved and reluctantly, tears already rolling in his eyes.

The second aunt glared at him, "Thank you brother quickly."

Xu Tianqiang held back his tears and said, "Thank you, brother."

"You're welcome, study hard in the future," Xu Muge encouraged.

That's it.

About ten minutes or so.

Xu Tian ran to Xu Muge and said in a low voice: "I'm wrong brother, can you not fix me in the future." "

What is this called, when did I fix you, I'm your brother," Xu Muge said with a smile.

Xu Tian wanted to cry without tears.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.

"Hahahaha, look at the child who has been wronged, the little face is almost pulled to the ground."

"To be honest, after seeing those four workbooks, I laughed directly."

"Brother Mu is simply amazing! Don't talk about bear children, you can't afford to be like this for another adult.

"No bear child can stop Brother Mu's rectification."

"Back then, if Sun Wukong had half the skills of Brother Mu, the red child would not have given him the clothes to clean up."

"The anchor publishes the book, my children also need to be whole, otherwise they will be rectified by others sooner or later in the future."

Xu Muge directly subdued Xu Tian this time, as long as Xu Muge was on the occasion, he would be honest, like a good baby.

The second uncle and second aunt also have to thank Xu Muge.

Help them teach their children.