Live fortune telling: Girl, you are at the end of your strength

Chen Yu looked at the time on his mobile phone, more than half an hour had passed, and there was still more than half an hour to prepare, and his face leaned in front of the screen: "Sister Wang, do you have any small animals around you?" such as chickens, ducks, geese, and the like.

Wang Zhimei looked confused.

What do you want a small animal for? Can it save my life?

Wang Zhimei: "Yushen, there are no such small animals as you said! There is a vegetable market, but the vegetable market is a little far from here, and it takes more than half an hour to order a takeout."

Chen Yu looked at the time again, now there are only more than twenty minutes left, and it is too late, Chen Yu suddenly sweated profusely.

Chen Yu frowned slightly: "It's too late, you will die in twenty minutes left." "

Do you have any critters at home? "

There are only twenty minutes left in life?" Wang Zhimei's face was pale with fright, and her eyes were dull.

Fans screamed anxiously one by one, crazy barrage.

"Goddess, don't you like cats, I mailed you a Cagafield cat before, did you forget?"

"There is an Arowana in the fish tank in the corner of the back! Fish are also

small animals!" "Oh my God! Goddess, don't be in a daze, hurry up and find out what other small animals are around!"

"Fish, parrots, lizards, turtles, hamsters, and a 6-month-old Garfield, which do

you want?" "Do you want me to stew and eat it? Or steam? "

Fans:"

???" Chen Yu: "???

" "Goddess, do you have a zoo

?" "Stewed and eaten? or steamed? When did you still want to eat it?" Fans

were anxious to drop keyboards, smash stools, and split watermelons with their bare hands......

Chen Yu was quite helpless, and some of them accepted the stupid white sweetness of Wang Zhimei: "It's not for you to eat, it's for you to die." "

Just use hamsters, hamsters are weak in spirituality, and other small animals are too spiritual!

"You find a piece of yellow paper, write your birthday, name, and gender on the paper with a red pen, and then tear off a hair and tie it with a red rope, and by the way, wrap a human bone necklace around the hamster.

"Let the hamster eat the yellow paper into its stomach and throw it out of the door to run at will, whether it is dead or alive depends on its creation, it should be nine deaths and one life." Wang

Zhimei didn't dare to waste time, went into the kitchen to find disposable gloves on her hands, grabbed a hamster from the cage and kept apologizing to the hamster, promising to give it a good burial as long as she could save her life.

Wearing slippers, I ran downstairs into the community supermarket and bought a piece of yellow paper, a red pen, a box of sewing thread, and a pair of chopsticks by the way.

Squatting next to the roadside flower bed, quickly write down the birthday, name, and gender on the yellow paper, don't forget to tear off a hair and put it in the yellow paper, fold the yellow paper into super small squares, pick out the red thread from the sewing box and tie the yellow paper tightly, break open the hamster's mouth and stuff it in.

Hamster: "What the hell is this, it doesn't smell at all, and it still has teeth?"

Wang Zhimei didn't open her mouth when she saw that the hamster was dead or alive, and the sample couldn't cure you?

grabbed the hamster's body with her left hand, and clenched her fist with her right hand and smashed it wildly at the hamster's brain.

Don't open your mouth? Don't open your mouth? Behave! Sister who opens her mouth gives meat

to eat!hamster: "Is this what people do

? If you don't eat it, you still stuff it?" "What about the meat that you said you would eat? You bad woman, you don't talk about martial arts

!" "Don't fight, your head is about to be blown off by you, why can't I open my mouth!" The

hamster was subdued and slowly opened his mouth.

Seeing that the yellow paper did enter the hamster's stomach, the human bone necklace was tied, and as soon as he let go after all the work was done, the hamster felt as uncomfortable in his stomach as if he was tumbling over the river and the sea, and wanted to find a place where no one was to spit out the contents of the stomach, and walked on the road slowly.

Less than 20 meters away, a white Tesla sprang out of the road and knocked over a telephone pole on the side of the road, which happened to kill a passing hamster.

Passers-by saw that there was a car accident and stepped forward to help rescue the female driver, and learned that the car accident was caused by poor brakes.

Wang Zhimei was frightened into a cold sweat when she saw this scene, sat on the ground and panted, and looked at her watch for exactly twenty minutes.

The feather god is also a true immortal, and the time is just right, but fortunately, the feather god broke the game, otherwise it was not the hamster lying on the ground but himself.

Wang Zhimei eased her nerves, stood up from the ground, took out her mobile phone, took a photo of the tragically dead hamster, dragged her heavy body home, sat next to the computer, picked up a cup of coffee, took a big sip and refreshed herself.

When fans saw that Wang Zhimei returned to the live broadcast room, they consulted frantically one by one.

"The goddess was able to come back safely, all thanks to the feather god. "

Don't you all quarrel, give Lao Tzu a quiet moment, and ask the goddess what happened just now?"

......

Chen Yu saw Wang Zhimei come back safely, knowing that the game had been broken, and a smug smile appeared on his face.

Wang Zhimei took a deep breath and said slowly: "Yushen thank you so much, thank you for saving me, otherwise I would have really died just now."

After the yellow paper was stuffed into the hamster's stomach and tied to the human bone necklace, the hamster landed and walked out less than 20 meters before it was hit by a Tesla with poor brakes, and the pole crushed the hamster.

After speaking, the photos of the hamster's tragic death were also posted to the live broadcast room.

After fans saw the photos and learned the ins and outs of the matter, they frantically brushed the barrage and gave gifts, and their popularity refreshed again and rose to more than 1 million fans.

"Lying grass!This game was really broken by the feather god!"Feather God Cow Criticism

!""Feather God Flow Batch!""Feather God is really an immortal!""Feather God,

I'm going to give you cubs

!""666!

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