Living in the cold palace for thirty years, killing demons and demons with two swords

Yu Dabao finished his dismissal and sent away the two followers.

Lie back on the bed and continue to practice the technique of turtle breath breathing.

He is now very envious of those protagonists who have a check-in system.

It's really unreasonable to lie flat all day long, and you can upgrade infinitely!

I practiced boringly for a while.

Until it was nearly dusk, when the tired bird returned to the forest, he slowly woke up.

Xiao Weizi and Xiao Guizi, who were guarding the door, listened to the snoring in the room and gradually stopped.

The two muttered a few words and parted ways.

Xiao Weizi walked into the room and asked with a smile, "Little Fisherman, how do you feel?"

Yu Dabao stretched his waist, feeling that the knife wound on his lower body was no longer so painful.

Secretly said that this immortal pavilion's divine stick really has two brushes!

He replied happily: "This high-grade gold creation medicine really deserves its reputation.

Xiao Weizi echoed: "Of course.

This golden medicine contains the healing spirit grass planted by the immortal family, which has incredible power.

The little fisherman should be able to go to the ground tomorrow!" Yu

Dabao nodded when he heard this, lifted the thin quilt, and carefully examined the wounds on his lower body.

The shocking knife wounds, the bright red flesh and blood can no longer be seen.

It seems to have recovered for many days, and it has been covered with purple-black scabs.

Yu Dabao carefully pressed along the edge of the wound.

I can still feel the pain, but it's not as sour as it was just after the cut!

Xiao Weizi said on the side: "The injury of the little fisherman, since there is no major problem.

Then, let's start learning the rules of the palace!" Yu

Dabao replied without hesitation: "No problem. As

a eunuch, he must have the consciousness of being a slave.

Groveling and wagging their tails and begging for mercy in front of their masters cannot be avoided in any case!

Chang Yu, who wants to become a troubled palace, Tong Guan, who is the king and worships the prime minister, Wei Zhongxian, who is powerful all over the world, Liu Jin, who is full of evil, and Zhao Gao, who refers to a deer as a horse...

The top priority is to adjust your mentality and familiarize yourself with the rules and rules of survival in the court.

Xiao Weizi got a reply and chattered and preached.

"Since ancient times, there are no rules!

The little fisherman is different from other inferior servants in the third room.

Therefore, there are many more things to learn than the low-class minions in the third room..."

Next, Yu Dabaofang really realized what it means to be a rule...

(The first person in the back, replaced by Xiao Yu'er) The

little eunuch who entered the palace Fang entered the palace and came from all over the world and needed to correct his accent.

The words are not clear, the local pronunciation is difficult to change, and they are all unqualified.

Fortunately, the little fisherman has lived by the river outside the capital of the Great Zhou Dynasty since he was a child.

When walking in the palace, you must be neatly dressed, bow your head and lower your eyebrows, and not look left and right.

If you meet the masters, they are called differently according to different classes, and the way of saluting is also different.

The most special thing is the emperor Lao'er, who wants to call him Long Live Lord...

In front of the masters, the salute is generally a big bow of three bows and nine kowtows, and there must be a sound of kowtowing.

If the master is silent, he will always lie on the ground...

When replying, the word "minion" must be added in front of it! When

you meet a eunuch who is one level higher than yourself, you need to put down your sleeves and kneel on one knee to salute.

Wait until the other person walks by before you can get up.

When greeting and saluting, you don't need to add a minion, you just need to say that the small or small person will say hello to a certain master...

Xiao Yu'er settled in the No. 1 room of the first word, and was destined to become a eunuch.

Therefore, he will always be by his master's side in the future.

Not only do you need to master the rules of the little eunuchs at the bottom, but you also need to know how to be an official.

As a eunuch, he naturally has preferential treatment, and he doesn't have to serve tea and food from time to time.

But the complicated rules and regulations must be mastered.

If it is a little eunuch under his hand, he does not act properly when serving his master, and he breaks the rules.

The eunuch must share the worries of the master and enforce the family law.

If you don't understand these rules, and your eyes are black, you won't be able to protect this flowered feather! If

the masters want to travel, the eunuchs are responsible for driving the way, and they can't nod their heads and bow down as they usually serve their masters.

The eunuchs open the way in front of them, representing the faces of the masters, and they need to be proud and full of energy!

All of the above is just the tip of the iceberg.

The little fisherman was dizzy and drowsy when he heard it.

Fortunately, at this time, Xiao Guizi walked in with a food box, which freed him from the sea of suffering! Xiao Weizi

also knew that the rules in the palace were quite complicated, and it was difficult for ordinary people to accept them for a while.

After a few words of good advice, he bowed and retreated.

Xiao Guizi took out three vegetables and one meat from the food box, and said shyly:

"Little fisherman, the small one is guilty of sin, and he is shy in his pocket.

I can't entertain you like Grandpa Xiaowei..."

Xiao Yu'er said indifferently: "Meat and vegetarian matching, balanced nutrition."

This kind of meal is just to my taste.

Xiao Guizi asked in surprise, "Really?" Xiao

Yu'er smiled and nodded, sat up, picked up the dishes and chopsticks and cooked happily.

Xiao Guizi squirmed and pinched on the side, wanting to speak and stopping...

Xiao Yu'er understood and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Xiao Guizi pounced on the ground when he heard this, knelt on the ground, and said

, "Little Yu'er, can you teach me how to catch ghosts?" Xiao Yu'er asked puzzledly:

"Xiao Guizi, can you tell me first, why have you been obsessed with catching ghosts?" Xiao Guizi

hesitated for a moment and decided to tell the truth.

"Little Fisherman, this matter has to start before Xiao Guizi was demoted!

You also know that Xiao Guizi used to be a slave by the master's side.

Among the many beauties in the harem, the master is only a five-grade talent, and he is not favored by the Lord of Long Life.

The residence is relatively remote, and it lives next to the cold palace.

When Xiao Guizi was keeping vigil for his master, he accidentally found that there were ghosts and ghosts in the cold palace.

Every night when the moon is full, he will run out of the cold palace and absorb the yang energy of the living!

Xiao Guizi did not dare to hide it, and told his master about it.

But the master didn't believe in the villain, and used the evil words to confuse the public.

demoted Xiao Guizi to a reserve miscellaneous eunuch in the cold palace, and wanted the villain to be accompanied by ghosts and ghosts from now on...",

which made Xiao Yu'er suddenly realize.

In front of him, this little Guizi did something bad with good intentions, and inadvertently touched the taboo of the master.

If there is news that ghosts and ghosts are haunting the harem, it will reach the ears of the old emperor.

The fate of those five-quality talents is self-evident...

He looked Xiao Guizi up and down, who was very aggrieved, and asked thoughtfully: "Xiao

Guizi, are you the only one who can see the ghost ghost thing that came out of the cold palace?" Xiao Guizi

nodded and said,

"The little one doesn't know why the little one guarding Gong'e turns a blind eye to the ghost thing in front of him that absorbs yang energy..."

"Xiao Wuzi, don't sleep.

Can you find out Xiao Guizi's physique?

Hearing

the call, the tsundere system immediately responded.

"Shenwu Auxiliary System, 24 hours a day online business.

Please don't slander this system..."

Xiao Yu'er said impatiently

, "You can say if you can find out the other party's physique, don't talk to me about these useless things."

"This system is limited by the level and cannot detect the opponent's physique in isolation.

The host needs to be in contact with the target in order to find out what is going on. "