Long distance search for immortals in Gu world
Chapter 7 Pig shit everywhere
Li Qingru closed his eyes and said in his heart: "Master, I thank you! Master must have been an extremely kind and upright person when he was alive, but he was persecuted by others and turned to the devil's way!"
Li Qingru automatically imagined a majestic image in his mind, and he longed to become such a person.
Hearing this, the old face of the lecherous bandit in Li Qingru's body blushed, and his heart gradually recalled what he had done when he was a teenager.
At that time, he was still a wandering boy in the village. The village was not big, with only about 30 households, all of whom made a living by farming, hunting, and raising chickens, ducks, fish, and geese.
These people were all mortals, without a Gu Master. The village was an unknown hill. These mortals lived alone in a corner, and their lives were very comfortable.
One day, the lecherous bandit stared at the paper window of a family at night. The paper window of that family was different from that of other villagers. The paper window reflected the dim light in the house, and two black figures were reflected on the paper window.
The two black shadows and the dimly glowing paper window were combined, and some sounds came from time to time. The first reaction of the lewd bandit was that someone was performing a puppet show, which was also his favorite thing during the New Year in the village.
But soon, he reacted and shook his head slowly.
This was definitely not a puppet show, which was silent. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to his mind, and he remembered something, the erotic picture in the picture book.
Isn't the scene in front of him exactly the same as the erotic picture, a perfect match?
Watching the two black shadows on the paper window constantly jumping and listening to the extremely charming voice, the lewd bandit's expression kept changing. The next moment, he held the fence tightly with both hands, and his body kept squirming on the fence.
Unknowingly, the lewd bandit became extremely weak. He urinated towards the family's courtyard and returned home.
After that night, the lewd bandit was completely fascinated by that feeling, and he bought picture books more frequently. Gradually, he also understood what the shadow was doing that day. He was like an addict and could not leave those things.
After reading too many picture books, the lewd bandit was naturally lonely. He felt like there was a fire of desire in his heart. He wanted to vent, but he could only rely on himself.
He thought that if there was a woman who could do it with me, it would be much more comfortable.
But the women in the village would never fall in love with a bastard like him. Even if those women really agreed, their parents would not allow their virgin daughters to marry a vagrant in their teens.
"Alas." The lewd bandit sighed, put down the picture book in his hand, and walked out of his house made of mud and thatch.
The weather was slightly cold today. The lewd bandit reached out and gently grabbed the corner of his clothes, tightened it in his arms, and casually pulled out a piece of grass and held it in his mouth.
Then, as usual, he wandered around the village with nothing to do.
Click!
Click!
Click!
Suddenly, the sound of roosters crowing attracted the attention of the lecherous bandit. He turned his head and looked. It was a chicken coop made of wooden fences. The ground of the chicken coop was paved with stones. On the far left was a stone trough filled with chicken feed.
The big roosters and hens in the chicken coop strolled leisurely, and even their heads were raised high.
They walked to the trough with their heads held high and pecked at the food inside.
The expression of the lecherous bandit suddenly became ferocious.
Why?
Why? !
These animals live better than me, and I am worse off than animals!
Yes, these animals have food to eat, but how does the lecherous bandit live? He picked up the leftovers left by the villagers every day. These things were hard to swallow, but he lived to survive.
But the lecherous bandit still swallowed them with nausea. He was worse off than animals.
Looking at the poultry in the yard, the lecherous bandit suddenly had a bold idea.
He took advantage of the fact that no one was in the chicken coop, jumped up, and flipped into the chicken coop. He looked around the chicken coop, spotted the largest and fattest rooster, and rushed over at lightning speed.
He grabbed the rooster's neck and squeezed it hard, then used his left hand to pinch the rooster's mouth to prevent it from making any sound.
Back to his residence, the lecherous bandit looked at the big rooster, laughed strangely, and grabbed it tighter and tighter.
"Cock, cluck, cluck!!!" The big rooster crowed wildly, its wings flapped continuously, and its feathers scattered all over its body.
This rooster was the one with the highest head in the chicken coop. It had bright feathers all over its body, and its comb was like a crown, growing on its head. This crown was something it was born with, not something that people were born with.
In the end, this rooster with bright feathers died, and a bloody wound appeared at the position of its tail.
The lecherous bandit was very satisfied. He worked for a while, started a fire, plucked all the rooster's feathers, and roasted it on the fire.
Later, he killed all the chickens in the village, but he didn't care.
On a dark and windy night, the lecherous bandit climbed into the pigsty neatly, took off his clothes, and was about to attack the sow.
Da Da Da.
The extremely huge footsteps came into the pigsty and reached the ears of the lecherous bandit.
The pupils of the lecherous bandit trembled slightly, and his face was panicked. He secretly said in his heart that it was not good, and he directly threw away his precious pants and ran out of the pigsty. But there were more than a hundred pigs in the pigsty, and it was too big.
Suddenly, all the pigs in the pigsty seemed to be prepared in advance. Looking at the lecherous bandit running wildly among them, they hurriedly lowered their heads and ate on the ground, as if they were eating some delicious food.
The things on the ground were puddles of yellow-brown pig shit. Just when these pigs had eaten until their faces were yellow-brown and their mouths were full of shit.
They raised their heads, opened their mouths, and exhaled and inhaled.
Puff! Puff! Puff!
The moment the pig shit was ejected from the pig mouths, it made a loud sound like farting, and the pig shit shot towards the lecherous bandit like a meteor.
Some of the shit splashed, and some shot out directly like a stream of water. The lecherous bandit looked at the pig shit with horror. He ran very fast, but this was the combined strength of the pigs in the pigpen!
How could he hide?
The pig shit shot onto his clothes, and then it slid off his clothes like milk.
The lecherous bandit looked at the pig shit, and his emotions completely collapsed. Suddenly, a pile of pig shit splashed towards him.
Bang! The pile of pig shit shot onto the face of the lecherous bandit, making a sound similar to a slap.
"Ahhhhhhh! Let me die, let me die, let me die!" The lecherous bandit screamed.
Suddenly!
Bang.
A villager kicked open the door of the pigsty.
Then the villagers walked into the pigsty one by one, and they finally saw the murderer who killed all the chickens.
Lecherous bandit!
The villagers never thought that the lecherous bandit who dared not even look at people in the eye in the past was the murderer who killed all the hens!
The villagers looked at the lecherous bandit with anger.
In fact, when the chickens began to be lost in large numbers, the villagers had already begun to be angry. This was their property, this was their life. These chickens died, how could they live? !
They gathered together and spontaneously began to look for the murderer. They never felt that it was a jackal or something. If it was a jackal, there would be blood on the ground instead of footprints.
Each of them was extremely angry. Some of them held knives and some held sticks. They worked together to drive the lecherous bandit out of the village.
Later, the bandit got enlightened by chance and got a Gu worm. That Gu worm was a fifth-turn Gu, but it was not driven by true essence, but by mind.
Using that Gu worm, as long as the person had intercourse, no matter whether the person was a man or a woman, a human or an animal, he could increase his cultivation!
After getting this Gu worm, the bandit didn't know how many chickens, rabbits, and pigs he killed!
When he reached the third turn of cultivation, he began to try to use people. He was surprised to find that using people increased his cultivation by hundreds of times that of sows and hens!
Using a person once was equivalent to using a hen ten times!
He had only one belief at that time, that was to make those who looked down on him bow their heads and kneel down to apologize to him.
Later, he achieved the fifth turn, his cultivation was high, his vision was high, and he thoroughly understood how ridiculous he was when he was young.
Although he thought a lot, the outside world only passed by one or two breaths.
"Disciple, let go of your mind and give your body to your master!" The bandit whispered.
Li Qingru completely relaxed at this moment, his mind was immersed, and he handed over the control of his body to his master.
Bang!
Li Jianxin punched again, his face was cold, and his purple eyes were full of disbelief.
He raised his right fist again and punched it hard!
At this moment, "Li Qingru" suddenly opened his eyes. This time he was not as panicked as before. Only confidence remained on his face. He raised his arms and blocked his face.
Bang!
Li Jianxin punched Li Qingru's arms firmly, making a loud explosion like a broken rock.
"Li Qingru"'s arms were hurt by this punch, but the next moment, he did not hesitate, pulled his feet up, and exerted force with his legs, tightly clamping Li Jianxin's waist.
His leg muscles were tense, like a water snake, wrapped around Li Jianxin's waist.
ps: Due to review reasons, this chapter has been changed
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