Long Live the Counterattack

　　 Toyama University.

Lin Dong returned to the dormitory and wanted to say hello to the other animals in the dormitory, but they completely ignored Lin Dong, who had not seen him during the summer vacation, as if he was a transparent person. He was still playing CS and playing CS. The next copy of the copy. , Watch island movies, watch island movies, play mobile phones, play mobile phones. Lin Dong Khan, he guessed that these guys didn't go to class either.

　　 Put away the moldy things in the cabinet, Lin Dong wondered if he would find time to attend two classes and brush his presence in front of the instructor.

　　 was packing up, suddenly a person came back from outside.

　　 This girl is called Zheng Hao.

　　 is an immortal Xiaoqiang who is so thick-skinned that he has been refused courtship more than 80 times and still does not commit suicide.

　　, like Lin Dong, is a Ping|Hushi, come to Dongshan to study, I can barely count as a fellow countryman. Somehow, this guy was so wet, he looked like a drowning ghost, so embarrassed. I saw that the boy didn't even take off his wet clothes, climbed onto his own bed, and fell directly onto the bed with his limbs stretched out. This move aroused the intense attention of all the animals. They poke their heads up, down, left, and right, and asked in unison: "Suddenly, all in the water?"

　　 "I went to the bottom of the girls' dormitory and wanted to invite Fairy Yun to have a candlelight dinner. Who knows how many pots of water splashed down." The undead Xiaoqiang explained weakly.

　　 "Cold or hot?" The animals suddenly became interested.

　　 "It's cold, right?" Lin Dong sweats profusely, is it hot to live? Besides, if it is hot, even if there is an immortal body, it is estimated that you will have to go to the hospital to stay!

　　 "That's okay, you are OK, the mouse. The pig's large intestine was poured with hot water yesterday, and it almost didn't make him a dead pig." The little white face who spoke at this time was called Zhou Xu. He had a little money at home and often pretended to be Gao Fushuai. The "pig intestine" he said, like Zheng Hao, the undead Xiaoqiang, is also not a simple character. They are also included in the Top Ten Wonders of Dongshan University, and they are ranked higher than Zheng Hao and won the second place. The bit. ‘Pig Intestine’ is a rich second generation who has a wide heart and fat body and is super confident that no matter what hits he receives, he will easily turn into self-comfort. Originally called Zhu Dachang, he is actually the number one strongman in the world with mental qualities! Because of the homophony, everyone gave him the nickname "Pig Intestine".

　　 "The pick-up is not yet successful, the classmates still need to work hard...Next time, remember to bring an umbrella." The thin guy who was playing CS offered advice.

　　 This product is called Fang Yu, and it is a young creature.

　　 If you use one noun to summarize him, it is the super invincible ultimate big|Diaosi!

　　 Whenever I see him, I’m sitting in front of the computer and playing games, always rumbling guns and rock music. Lin Dong estimated that in his world, there is no such word as peace.

　　 Don’t think that this product is a poor and ugly one, but it can’t stand the great ideals that shocked the world. The ideal of Fang Yu, the second creature, is to save all mankind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this! His ideal is to save all mankind! Because Fang Yu strongly believes that the end of the world is coming, when the zombies are all over the ground, and choosing someone to eat, how many Bai Fumei will spread her legs because of a pack of instant noodles... In this way, the important task of saving the survivors (mainly beautiful women) all over the world will fall. On his skinny shoulders. For dealing with the coming of the end times, Fang Yu has spent several years planning, including how to escape in the early stage, how to find supplies to survive, how to hunt zombies and dig out the magic crystals in their brains, how to eat magic crystals to improve their strength, and how to form Survivor base, wait, etc...In short, as soon as this apocalyptic survival manual came out, the entire Dongshan University cattle knelt immediately!

　　Fang Yu, the lifelong president of the Zombie Club, has been called his boss by countless people in Dongshan University.

　　 In case there really is the end of the world.

　　 Can’t hold the thigh of Chairman Fang, who is the top of the Dongdaqiren list, tight!

　　Of course, now that the time has not arrived, President Fang, as the future savior, has to continue to survive in the biological form of the second force youth...

"It’s not alright to bring an umbrella. Last night, among the three scumbags who were newly transferred to the school, the mourning scumbag also brought an umbrella, but a thermos bottle on it flew down and hit him directly! It’s a big killer like a thermos bottle. The power is not something that students can withstand in cloth armor occupations. You may not know that the scumbag peeed on his pants on the spot. According to the gossip, this product was not only scared to pee, but also scared. Psychological shadow, it is estimated that it will not be long before entering the palace as the manager!" At this time, the boss of the dormitory who claimed to be invincible in the kindergarten was speaking.

　　 Although the boss is self-proclaimed, under the intimidation of his strong biceps, no one has ever raised any objection.

　　 His name is Wu Jinjiang, and he looks a bit like Xu Jinjiang.

　　Skin color?

　　 often misunderstood the uncle Hei from Africa that he was a relative. He said that he was the hometown of Confucius. Undoubtedly Qilu man, but no one in Dongda believes him!

　　As a boss, even though classmate Wu is not on the Top Ten Wonders list, he is definitely not a simple character. Lin Dong once observed that there was only one thing in Boss Wu's life, and that was Warcraft! When he is in a good mood, he will brush the copy proudly. When he is in a particularly bad mood, he will also brush the copy, which is said to be for healing. When accompanied by a girl, he would take her to open up wasteland, and often found that the girl turned out to be a personal monster. When there was no girl, he was alone and embarked on the journey without hesitation.

　　 How tragic is the back doomed to be lonely for a lifetime!

no way.

　　For the tribe, this is the price of loyalty!

　　 "Roar, rush!" Now, Boss Wu is manipulating his tauren to kill the Quartet.

　　 Followed by a female draenei priest, while adding blood to the tauren, she shouted with a voice that is so high in sugar that people can get diabetes: ‘Oh, brother, you are so fierce! ’.

　　 I heard the tauren boss bursts of energy and blood.

　　 almost didn't lean over, kicking the ground with four hooves.

　　哞~

　　 Look up to the sky and scream.

　　 "..." Lin Dong, who has the TingYinDong Ming technique, was sweating profusely. This male voice-to-female voice changer software is simply going against the sky! However, for the tauren boss's easily injured and broken young heart, Lin Dong decided not to say anything but pretended not to hear it. For the happiness of his roommates, the truth is better to let it go with the wind!

"Fairy Yun is indeed difficult to chase. A flying fairy like her is not something that mortals like us can imagine! However, it's okay, everyone can't catch it. If you die together, no one wants to embrace the beauty. , At least feel better in my heart." Zhou Xu, the little white-faced mobile phone player, said abruptly. Classmate Zhou called himself a literary and artistic youth. In the dormitory, he has always been a mortal enemy with Fang Yu, the second-force youth. In fact, he has a few more money in his pocket and can occasionally spend money on petty bourgeoisie. He is not qualified for one.

"Yes, fortunately, there is also a fairy cloud who does not eat the fireworks and is not moved by power and wealth. He has always kept us hope. Otherwise, we will be forced to commit suicide collectively." Zheng Hao, who is an immortal Xiaoqiang in love, sighed. In a sigh of relief.

　　 "Have hope after being watered?" Lin Dong now suddenly understands why this fellow is called the Immortal Xiaoqiang, and he is really persevering!

　　 "Shh!" Fang Yu quickly stopped Lin Dong's complaints.

　　 What a joy to see and hear!

　　 Why do you want to fight? No, no, as a roommate, no matter how stupid or idiotic you are, we will support you, go on the ground bravely, boy, go to death bravely!

"Bah, bah, you guys are poor, sir, what I have is money, don't confuse me with you, okay?" Zhou Xu, who was playing on the phone, immediately took out his brand-name wallet proudly. Arranging dozens of hundred-yuan bills into a word "rich", it was obvious that the wolves in the dormitory almost didn't call out robbery. Fang Yu, the thin man playing CS, looked jealous, immediately threw the mouse away, leaped forward with his eyes beaming, and put his arms around Zhou Xu’s legs, his ugly face smiled with a bunch of chrysanthemums: "Big brother, I will shine shoes for you. One hundred yuan a time, I don’t mind wiping you 10,000 times!"

　　 "Go!" Zhou Xu flew up and kicked Fang Yu away: "Remove the dog's paw, I don't want you to wipe it for a hundred sticks."

　　 "If the end of the world comes, I will explode your dog head first." Fang Yu hummed back and continued to fight his CS.

"If there is really an end, I will make a harem|gong, Fairy Yun and Qianchangjiu can not be less. Mu, you can quickly reply to my brother, pat my little ass, if your attitude is very respectful, look. For the sake of fellow townsman, my brother will reward you with a girl at that time!" Zheng Hao, an immortal Xiaoqiang, has strong resilience. Now he is almost full of blood and blue, and the person comes back to life. He slams the bed board with his heel to signal the lower bunk Lin Dong of Lin replies to him.

　　 "Dream you!" Lin Dong desperately held back a smile.

　　 relying on you, immortal Xiaoqiang?

　　 still want to open the harem|gong?

　　The campus version of the trapeze, pretending to be dead, and performing art performances are yours!

However, for a spiritually strong man who is still optimistic and positively pursuing love after being rejected more than 80 times, you have to tell him the cruel reality, that is a waste of saliva, because his thoughts, or face, have long been beyond this. Dimension!

　　 Lin Dong didn't know, his unintentional words.

　　 not only hit Zheng Hao in the upper bunk, but also knocked down the animals in the entire dormitory, all in a flash!

Including the island country film collection madman Edison Chen who has been watching Mrs. Cang’s art performance and did not participate in the discussion. After listening to Lin Dong’s mantra, he suddenly lost his interest in learning. He closed his notebook and lay on the bed boredly. If it weren't for a sigh of relief, it would be no different from the frozen meat in the morgue.

　　 No one is a fool!

　　Able to go to university, the personality can be amusing, but the IQ is not so low that it has no lower limit.

Women at the level of Yun Youyou and Qianjun are not something that poor students like them can get involved. They are like stars in the sky. They can look up and seem to be within reach, but the actual distance is at least a few hundred million light-years. distant.

　　 The tauren boss also seemed to vent as he heard the words.

　　 has lost all interest.

　　 Even if the female priest continued to cheer with the voice of excessive sugar content, she could no longer raise her energy.

Everyone threw away the mouse and cell phone, and went back to bed to practice the corpse swordsmanship. After a long time, a voice bubbled from the silence: "There is a post on the Internet saying that if you don’t go to university, you will regret it. However, if After going to university, I regret it more...I seem to regret it now!"

　　 "Hey, it's not right~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This sentence seems to be the other way around? Is it regretted after studying at university, or regretted not studying at university?" Someone immediately questioned.

　　 "No matter what, I just regret it when I go to university." The tauren boss finally made an uncomfortable summary: "There are too many hardships in life, and thinking about it is useless, everyone should wash and sleep!"

　　 "Sleep?" Lin Dong saw that the time was only nine o'clock in the morning, and Grandpa Sun just showed his face, okay?

"Dear Mr. Mu, we are not like you. You have a monitor, so you can be carefree. We don’t have anything. When will we wait if we don’t sleep now?" Fang Yu said this with envy, but there is absolutely no jealousy. . The squad leader is kind to Lin Dong, everyone knows, everyone is envious, but her small body... can only say that no one here is Princess Taiping's meal!

　　 Moreover, only the squad leader is here, the entire Dongda livestock can breathe a sigh of relief.

　　 Be aware that the threat of wood is at the level of prehistoric monsters.

　　 The elder sister who left the door to ask for a warm bed will not talk about it. Didn’t you see that many instructors’ sisters are also desperately stuffing room keys into his hands? This guy has always been like a piece of wood and has not been able to open his mind. In case he suddenly opens his mind, the senior sister who is willing to give him a baby monkey can line up from the east gate to the west gate, and there are many extinction teacher-level doctoral supervisors in the middle. !

　　 "You guys go to sleep!" Lin Dong decided to go out for a stroll. This campus has not been back for'ten years', so I really miss it!

　　 As for the animals in the dormitory to hibernate collectively.

　　 Lin Dong is not surprised.

　　 There is a saying that says it well: You will never understand the funny world!