Long Live the Counterattack
Chapter 952: : Non-professional comments, do not imitate!
"Wenhuite hereby reminds everyone that the comments of this ordinary member are not necessarily very professional. They only represent his personal views and do not represent our stand!" Wenhui seriously vaccinated everyone in advance, and the audience laughed. I had to lean forward and back, tears splashing.
Immediately afterwards.
Lin Dong appeared in the picture.
The first sentence he said was: "Mosaic me too!"
As a result, his request was rejected by Wen Hui: "Professionals only make mosaics, and you are not!"
"I also have the right to have sex, okay!" Lin Dong's expression was a little aggrieved, you are so sad to me.
"Well, then I'll call you!" Wen Hui nodded in compromise.
Then Lin Dong presented the name on the screen, giving it a dispensable mosaic.
This is the treatment of non-professionals!
The audience took a look.
Smiled.
You are the cross talk actors who were delayed by the host and the Cork family! Let you seriously comment on the large mecha, what's the matter with you all the funny jokes? If you do it like this, can we still read the reviews? Is it serious?
"Puff, I thought I could stand up and watch TV, but unexpectedly, I knelt down again!"
"You will lose your life if you laugh to death!"
"Isn't it the knee? Take it if you want it!"
"You are too young, learn a little bit, I never thought of standing up at all. The original kneeling posture has been kept still, save worry and effort!"
"Wood is very funny than I know. After all, there was no normal person in the dormitory he used to live in. It is reasonable for him to be infected, and he used to show the second spirit in public. But when did my sister Hui It's so funny, I really don't know! Ahhhhh...Sister Hui who is so funny, I really want one!"
"The screen is dirty, no, I have to lick it!"
"Can you stop a little bit? I hate you fans. Young people don’t study well and work well. If they don’t work well and work well, they know to chase stars all day long if they don’t! Do those elderly people who have nothing to do after retiring in free time do it?"
"Master, you turned too fast, please leave a steering wheel for our young people!"
"A pair of kneecaps for the old driver!"
"stable!"
"Old driver, take me!"
After the mosaic was put on, Lin Dong was finally able to comment with peace of mind.
Of course, he obviously didn’t know that the mosaic was only the name he showed on the screen, and the mosaic was so thin that it was a work of conscience. If the cavalry that the otaku watched was so conscientious, it would definitely move people. Got to cry!
"After the mosaic is applied, are you sure that everyone can't recognize who I am?" Lin Dong suddenly asked again.
"If you want to trust our technicians!" Wen Hui nodded seriously.
"Then I can rest assured to comment!" Lin Dong was overjoyed.
"puff!"
"What a poor wood!"
"This story tells everyone that mosaics must not be trusted!"
"I can't help seeing Mu's cautious expression, it's so funny!"
"Sister Hui's seriousness is the biggest highlight, OK!"
"Yes, I almost believed it!"
"That's enough!"
"I don't laugh, I want to watch TV reviews, I don't laugh, I don't laugh, puff..."
"Regarding the large mecha, I think it might be true! Because, what? The professionals say it is fake? Just now they said the large mecha is fake? Ah this, then it may be fake, yes, it is fake Yes!" Lin Dong commented earnestly, and then when Wen Hui said that the professionals in front had judged that the large mecha was fake, he was immediately confused, and finally reacted quickly and changed another way!
"Wood, where is your stand?"
"Are you the funny monkey invited by the monkey?"
"Haha, can you comment on it? I always thought this was a serious topic!"
"I will give you a hundred likes for this review!"
"Same praise!"
"Then why do you think the large mecha in the video is fake? I know you are very unprofessional, but I want to know how to judge it from your point of view? Don't you think it is real? There is a good one. Mobile performance, powerful firepower, and extremely high hit rate, etc. All of this shows from the side that it is more like a large mecha representing the power of the latest technology!" Wen Hui began her question.
"Yes! I also think this test is great!" Lin Dong nodded.
"Then why do you think this thing is fake?" Wen Hui questioned.
"Fake...Uh, isn't it that the professionals have proven that it is fake? I don't know the reason, but I am sure it is fake!" Lin Dongsha explained in a serious manner.
"Hahahaha!"
"This explanation is the most reasonable explanation I have seen in my life!"
"There is nothing better than this explanation!"
"Have you noticed that you prepared a lot of manuscripts and prepared for a vigorous review of the wood, which was led to the ditch by Sister Hui! Just now Sister Hui said that the professionals have demonstrated that the large mecha is Fake, Mu Mu's expression was desperate at that time!"
"It means that I also feel the despair of wood!"
"The wood is pitiful!"
"I think Mumu's beeping expression is so cute that it is bleeding!"
"Ding dong, successfully collected a piece of wood beep expression!"
"Wait a minute when the video comes out, I have to do it a hundred times!"
"Same brush, same brush!"
"Since you think it is fake, what do you think of this large mecha that looks real and is actually fake?" Wen Hui asked again.
"View...I think it is too real, just like the real! Anyway, I can't see the flaws, yes, I am not a professional! But it must be false, everyone should trust the professional judgment, I That view is an illusion! Is it true? You wouldn’t deliberately lead me in the ditch, would you? It’s already determined that it’s false, right? Is it 100% sure? 100% sure, right? Okay? , Then it is a fake, although it looks real, but it is still fake! My opinion, my opinion is that this thing is too confusing, I almost got fooled!" Lin Dong said Then, he asked Wenhui to verify it once, and after the final answer was indeed false, he gave up completely.
"The wood is so pitiful, oh, sister Hui, you are so cruel, you have brought our wood into the ditch, and you are desperately asking!"
"I just want to know what Wood's inner feeling is now!"
"Needless to say, my heart must have collapsed!"
"Haha!"
"There is a question. After the interview, will Sister Hui be punished by a wood that turns into anger?"
"Sister Hui is also fighting for the ratings!"
"Is there a daily lack of ratings?"
"Precisely speaking, Sister Hui is to give our audience a huge benefit. It's rare to see the wood being shaved like this. It's so happy!"
"Distressed my husband!"
"Suddenly I felt that Wood was actually a human being. Everyone had misunderstood him. If he was an alien, he would definitely jump up and shoot frantically with a laser gun, right?"
"I think wood is human, so it's impossible for aliens to not know what a mecha is!"
"Sure enough, it's interlaced like a mountain!"
"The world's first genius genetic scientist has also been dominated by large mechas, so I ask you if you are afraid!"
"The large mecha in the video is fake, so what do you think about this thing that came from the outside? What is the use of this obviously fake thing? It is impossible to make a thing meaninglessly. Is it correct? If what we see is a fake, is there a real large mecha?" Wen Hui threw several questions in succession.
"Really, I'm afraid it won't be true! Professionals say no, then it must be no more! As for my opinion, it is too damnable. I thought it was true when I saw the large mecha came out, I really missed it. Let me say it one by one! How can I think that it is fake, I guess someone knows that I like mechas, and deliberately made this thing to deceive my feelings! No, I mean they may use this thing to mislead us! If it’s fake, then there’s nothing to say. If I knew it was fake, I won’t be here anymore! No, I didn’t want to come to your show, I mean fake mecha, I don’t need to be happy anymore, I was originally I also want to try if I can imitate one, but I didn't expect it to be a fake..." Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, as if I had come in the wrong way.
"Wood has been deceived by people. It's really a happy thing to see. It's gratifying!"
"congratulations!"
"Congratulations +1"
"Congratulations + 2"
"Just now you said imitating a mecha? Have you always had such a plan?" Wen Hui suddenly paid attention to a certain detail.
"No, I'm very boring. No, I just came up with an idea after work. I just saw the large mecha in the video, so I thought maybe I could give it a try! But since it's fake, then I think it's fine, just because I am not a professional in this area, I should put more time in other places!" Lin Dong hurriedly waved his hand.
"Although it is fake, do you think with our strength, can we copy and restore a large mecha similar to the video?" Wen Hui looked at Lin Dong.
"We can't make real mechas. Fake mechas should be possible? I think it is possible. Maybe the masters are in the civilian population. Without the power of the regular army, ordinary civilians can make them!" Lin Dong said that he believed that the masters were there. folk.
"Even if it is made, it shouldn't be able to move, right?" Wenhui questioned.
"Put more batteries in it. No more batteries in the cab. All the space saved is to put batteries in, and then install a few more engines... Are you sure that the mecha in the video is fake? Are you really lying to me? You answered very seriously I once, okay, okay, I got it, I'm going back... What am I talking about the fake? Looking at a fake mecha, my heart is desperate! What I want is the real mecha, the fake true heart Nothing to say! Let’s just go, I’ll go back and ask the monitor if I can transfer a certain amount of money to do this project. Let’s try it and see if we can make a real mecha..." Lin Dong spread his hands and said that there’s nothing wrong. It's easy to say.
"Do you think the squad leader would agree with you to take a sum of money to get out of the water?" Wenhui asked with a smile~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I guess it's boring...Hey, I don't have much private money, forget it, I'm going back! "Lin Dong left in frustration at the end.
"The above is a non-professional comment from an ordinary member. Everyone, especially children, must not imitate!" Wen Hui gave Lin Dong a critical hit at the end of the program.
The audience in front of the screen rolled with laughter.
This review.
It's so unprofessional!
However, I really want to see such unprofessional comments every day!
Especially the expressions in the wood, it is no problem to make up a full emoticon pack, and it can also be split into several expressions in three combos.
For example, this one: also mosaic me! Are you sure you can’t recognize who I am? So I can comment with confidence! 2k reading network
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