Lord, I am such a good person.

Chapter 36: Beat to release, perform music and dance!

"Haha, okay, the old centipede is awesome!"

"That's right, that's right. Today is a big day for us in Heifengling to gather and plant flags. How can we not share some happiness like this?"

"Yes, yes, I have used this [Human Fragrance Meat Candle] before, and the effect is really good. What's more, this is a new product developed by Master Tanxian with great efforts. I must give it a try!"

"Haha, thank you Master Tanxian~"

"..."

Before Zhu Qiusheng could speak, Huang Daguan'er looked ugly. Just as he was about to speak, the cheers of many demons in the field immediately rang through the sky.

"Since Old Centipede has expressed his opinion, I can't be vague anymore."

At this time, Lang Gao, who was waving his sword excitedly, suddenly jumped out, and then took out a conch-like thing from his arms.

"This thing is called [Deep Sound Conch]. The sound it makes can make people immersed in it better. It has no other use. It is a treasure that I got from the Taoist robbery a few years ago. I heard that this thing is in the human race." Very popular.”

“Not bad~”

At this time, Master Zheng put down his chopsticks and nodded, saying,

"This thing is produced in the East China Sea. The music it produces can make people feel immersed in it, as if they are in the sea. It is indeed a good thing to play with."

He was not interested in the treasures that Zhu Qiusheng had given him, as well as the so-called [Human Incense Meat Candle]. On the contrary, after hearing the [Incense Snail], Mr. Zheng became interested.

"If someone with cultivation level plays it, the music will make it easier for people to be immersed in it. By the way, Master Tan Xian,

I once heard that there seems to be a taboo on this [Human Incense Meat Candle], that is, tanners are not allowed to enjoy it. In that case, how about having this [Soaked Snail] played by a master? "

As he said this, he didn't even give him a chance to refuse. Mr. Zheng turned to look at Zhu Qiusheng again.

"With wine, meat and music, how can there be no beauty dancing?"

"Haha, Mr. Zheng still enjoys it, come on~"

"Shua~"

Just in the blink of an eye,

The snakes, demons, foxes, female ghosts and ghosts who were accompanying many demons in the main hall appeared in the center of the hall one after another. Then they half-undressed their clothes and moved lightly on their lotus steps;

Without even giving him a chance to express his objections, this man and a pig directly arranged everything.

"Haha, I didn't expect that this little gadget of mine could be played by Master Tan Xian himself. Being able to enjoy Master Tan Xian's performance is so fucking exciting in just one word!"

"Not bad, not bad. I didn't expect that we would be so blessed today, haha. Thank you so much, Master Tan Xian."

"..."

below,

Lang Gao stuck the big knife in his hand directly beside his feet, put his hands on his hips and laughed wantonly.

That tone was really yin and yang to the extreme.

At the same time,

All the monsters showed strange smiles on their faces and praised loudly.

At this moment, no one in the field cared about the feeling of relief, and they kept urging,

Looking up, Zhu Qiusheng, Mr. Zheng and his party were looking at him with the same inexplicable expressions. Seeing this, he couldn't help but sneer in his heart.

"Haha, you want to hit the Buddha, don't you? Okay, just blow it. Besides, how can you do nothing without BGM?

And it’s just right, this immersive [Acoustic Snail] is paired with the [Human Incense Meat Candle], just listen to it, and I will make sure that you don’t say a word when you listen. "

There was a hint of humiliation and anger on his face. At the same time, his fists were clenched and his body was shaking. It seemed that he would lose control and run away in the next moment.

But soon, I saw a look of helplessness and resignation on Relief's face, and then she walked tremblingly towards the fox girl in the front holding the [Soaked Snail],

Looking at the desolate back, Zhu Qiusheng felt extremely happy, lowered his head and covered his mouth and said,

"Mr. Zheng, this art of mastery really comes from your human race. The methods of dividing, wooing, and beating are all at your fingertips. It seems that I, old pig, still have a lot to learn in the future."

"Haha, these methods are not worth mentioning. It's just that if you are in that kind of family, you will know it by yourself after seeing too much. If Lao Zhu wants to learn, I will teach you more in the future."

"Haha, okay~"

Just as the man and the pig were whispering, Shi Ran had already taken the [Soaking Snail] handed over by the fox girl. With a thought, the mana directly infected it.

"It seems quite interesting~"

Sensing the information from the [Soaking Snail], Sheran quickly grasped the rules. Then he turned around and looked at the teasing and mocking eyes of the demons in the palace, and grinned in relief,

"Everyone, are you ready?"

"Haha, Master Tan Xian, let's start now, I can't wait."

Lang Gao said with a flick of his finger,

I saw two green will-o'-the-wisps suddenly appearing out of thin air, and then flying quickly towards the two [Human Incense Meat Candles] standing quietly in the field,

"Oh my, it's so joyful to eat wine and meat, smell the fragrance, and enjoy Master Tan Xian's music and beautiful dance. It's so joyful, so joyful~"

"Haha, that's right, Master Tanxian, let's start quickly~"

"..."

The demons who were making noises kept urging, Tan Xian turned around and looked at the human faces on the two [Human Incense Meat Candles], and suddenly roared "Wow!" after touching the two will-o'-the-wisps, and he couldn't help but feel reassured. ,

"Oh, it's time~"

Then he slowly raised the [Soaking Conch] and put it to his mouth.

"Woo~"

In the miserable roar of the incense candle,

A voice that seemed to come from the bottom of the sea in Guixu suddenly sounded,

Immediately afterwards,

"Huahua~"

It was as if the boundless waves were rolling, and a stream of Yuanqi with thick water vapor appeared out of thin air in the hall, instantly pulling everyone in the field into the deep sea.

"Well, that's the feeling, comfortable~"

"I feel someone is touching me, it's so damn exciting~"

"Master, don't stop, keep going, I feel like I'm going to break through~"

"..."

In an instant, when many demons heard this sound, they immediately immersed themselves in it.

"Namo Amitabha, Dotaga Doya..."

In this melodious conch sound, many demons suddenly found that there was a hurried chanting song.

At this moment, the group of fox girls and ghosts who were preparing to dance suddenly A moment later, he seemed to be controlled and started dancing.

Holy, weird, but every move was full of Buddhist charm.

"Huh? I didn't expect Tan Xian to be proficient in singing and dancing? Awesome~"

Above,

Zhu Qiusheng and Zheng Gongzi were a little surprised, but soon they began to appreciate it with great interest, while Chan Daoist was stunned after seeing this scene.

He stopped drinking wine, eating food, and even stopped praising Lady Lihua in front of him.

At this moment, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

"Hiss, when did this guy become like this? Life under the mountain, it turns out, is it so exciting?"

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