Lord of the Low Version System

(The two sentences at the end of the previous chapter were forgotten to be deleted when revising the manuscript. There is no world of high martial arts and magic world)

Already arrived?

The Son of the Moon opened the Xiaogui system with great expectations. His vision traveled through the clouds and mist, and soon the continent, mountains, rivers, and wilderness appeared...

Ding! The system is about to scan the current world, please set the host search conditions.

A series of options immediately appeared on Xiaogui's system control interface.

Intelligent life, non-intelligent life, energy life, material life...

Humans, non-humans, semi-humans, birds, animals, aquatic tribes, insect tribes...

Male (male), female (female), neutral, asexual, intersex, transgender...

When the Moon Child immediately set up intelligent life, human beings, and gender, he hesitated.

Should my Xiaogui be male, female, or something else?

Just let it go, this option is no longer an option.

As for the rest...

The Moon Child imitated himself and chose: lazy cancer patients (either floating in the sky or hanging on trees), night owls (he is the moon god after all), appearance association...

By the way, the system said that she lacked rap talent. Xiaogui must have this talent potential.

Below the angle of view is a city surrounded by mountains and rivers. The Moon Child does whatever it takes, and does not change places, just scans here.

Soon, all the qualified people appeared in front of them. At the same time, the energy of Xiaogui's system dropped rapidly.

Feeling that Xiaogui's system was about to be unable to hold on, Yue Zhizi quickly pointed at the portrait.

Just him!

Yang Dingye, an ordinary high school student, oh no, I should say quasi-college student.

He is 18 years old, less than 1.8 meters tall, male, and likes girls. His appearance is above the average. Although he cannot compare with a certain deer and a certain Kun, there is absolutely no problem in relying on his face to make a living.

It's a pity that getting fat ruined everything and abruptly lowered his image from excellent to passable.

Tons tons tons...

After taking a sip of Fat Home Happy Water, I used the stubby thumb of my left hand to turn the pages of the novel flexibly. Then I long-pressed the page to open the chapter, and then pressed the voice input to curse.

Lift your finger, and you can accurately pronounce 150 words. What's even more awesome is that the words are clear, the pronunciation is accurate, and the speech recognition rate is 100%.

OK to send, tons tons tons again.

After being ruined by a few trolls, the novel no longer tastes good.

Damn it, this author doesn't even understand meter, so he's showing off some poetry, it's bullshit. I gave him a few pointers, but he actually argued that those were ancient lyrics, and said I don't understand, so don't force it.

Damn it, how can Shang, Jiangnan, Chang'an, Li Renchou, loess, green tombs and bones be pinched together to become an ancient style?

Damn, Gufeng was ruined by these Shabis.

I opened the video software and watched a few dances of Miss Yu Xian shaking her breasts and twisting her butt.

What a chicken thing he sang, he danced blindly, it was rubbish.

The big hand skillfully opened the comment, pressed the voice input button, and then sent out a burst of violent output, and then sent it out happily.

Damn it, this up owner still dares to talk back, damn, do you really think I can’t sing or dance? I’m the one supporting both of you!

Weight (quietly).

A good man doesn't fight with women, and there is always a place for him to stay.

I also found a few works that reviewed movies, and I sprayed them from head to toe, inside and out, on a few movies that had just been released during the summer season.

Most people in the comment area agreed, but there was also a small group of trolls who worked hard to clean up the situation, and made all kinds of shameless boasts. Many people who didn't know what was going on came up with the idea of ​​​​buying tickets to see what happened.

Yang Dingye suddenly became energetic. I want to do justice for heaven and wake up those lost lambs.

Quickly enter the battle state, exert the combat power of one against ten, and catch the navy army's crazy output.

He has a very sharp tongue, and it only takes five or six seconds to input 100 words by voice. The key is to pronounce the words clearly, distinguish them accurately, and even recognize the punctuation marks.

After more than ten minutes, Yang Dingye stopped with his thoughts still unfinished.

The spray was so intense that the body was hollowed out, the water dried up, and there was no water left.

I unscrewed a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water and continued fighting. Just when I was about to continue fighting, a message that my account was banned popped up on my phone.

WCNMLGB! ! !

The fat right fist hit the table hard, and the small half bottle of Fat House Happy Water in his hand shot up instantly. After erupting to the highest point, he struggled unwillingly for a moment, and then fell to the plugboard on the table under the influence of gravity. inside.

Looking at the charger connected to the mobile phone, Yang Dingye's heart tightened, and he subconsciously turned his head to look to the right, but a bright light flashed in front of his eyes, and then the world began to spin.

woke up……

Feeling dizzy...

Who is speaking……

Ding! System binding is successful! It is found that the host has accumulated excess bioenergy, which is suitable for system absorption... Energy collection is in progress...

Yang Dingye was panicked. Did he get an electric shock or his cell phone exploded? Did his eyes explode or his brain exploded? What the hell was that sound?

Also, absorbing Lao Tzu's energy and exhausting the rhythm of death?

No, don't die, come on...

Yang Dingye always thought that his whole body was just a belly, but today, he clearly felt that his limbs were full of bones.

It was like gurgling spring water, emerging from all parts of the body, then converging on the forehead and disappearing. At the same time, his body shriveled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Damn it, it's time to be sucked and fucked. Fortunately, I put on my pants just now, so I won't be humiliated after death.

Oops, the toilet paper on the floor hasn't been thrown into the wastebasket yet. The toilet paper in the wastebasket hasn't been thrown out yet. It's over. What will the forensic doctor say when they investigate the scene?

Ding! The system energy has been replenished! The system is initialized...

Ding! Xiaogui's system has been initialized...

Ding! Please check the host for the novice gift package.

Yang Dingye touched his face with both hands, then his neck and belly. They were soft and not round at all.

Holy crap, this system also supports weight loss?

Fortunately, Yang Dingye was not stupid, and he immediately understood what had been sucked away just now.

This system is good. Even if it has no functions, this function alone is enough. From now on, I will support you and feed you well every day!

However, you still need to check the gift packages.

Damn it, just three leaves, what a crappy system, unbundling, unbundling, returns.

Damn it, Ye Ye is so awesome, praise the system, the system master is awesome!

(Xi Tong:?)

At the same time, the module was loaded, and Yang Dingye gained the five abilities of singing, dancing, basketball, flute, and moonlight, transforming from a waste house salted fish into a genius boy in one fell swoop.

After taking stock of his abilities, Yang Dingye's smile gradually became abnormal.

I am indeed the right one, the protagonist template, hahahaha...

By the way, who just said that I can't sing and dance, and the author who ruined the ancient style, just wait.

What is this called?

Being trampled, mutated, and reversed is a slap in the face, the standard golden three chapters, the standard start of a popular novel.

Well, I want to record a video and criticize the up owner severely. I want to write a real ancient-style lyrics and let the author kneel down and sing about conquest.

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find paper and pen, Yang Dingye suddenly realized a problem.

By the way, system, what is my main mission?

The system was silent for a few seconds.

Ding! Insufficient permissions!