Lord of the Low Version System

[Thanks to the leader of 5 Lei Xiaotian 2 Li Meier 0 for the reward, the current update is 12/30]

Looking at the fat cheeks in the mirror, the bumps and pits on his cheeks, and the dark brown stains left by the red envelopes, Lao Zhang's eyes became wet again.

Is this you?

When did you end up living in such a disgusting state?

In fact, he has always known and understood it.

I just don't dare admit it.

I dare not admit my downfall, I dare not admit my failure, I dare not admit that there is an abyss under my feet and a chasm in front of me.

It's not that life has forced me to be a mouse in the basement, but that I don't dare to live in the sun and be a normal person.

I don’t even dare to show my face even when making videos.

There are many more fat, ugly, greasy, and weird people than me. Whether they pretend to be ugly or disgusting, at least they dare to face themselves.

Why don't you dare to face it yourself?

because……

I am still dreaming.

I am beautiful in my dream.

Click!

Three inches of hair fell down. When it fell on my feet, it hurt instead of itching. The hair hit my feet and hurt.

Click!

Click!

Soon, the greasy hair looked like it had been gnawed by a dog, and it was uneven. The heads of the labor reform prisoners were prettier than mine.

Rinse with water, take the razor and start from the hairline, and shave back bit by bit.

He has to start from scratch and turn over a new leaf.

If you don’t even dare to face yourself, how can you dare to face hundreds of thousands of viewers? If you don’t even dare to see the sun, how can it be possible for the stars to be so bright?

The ambition is good and the courage is commendable, but reality gave Lao Zhang a hard slap in the face.

The top piece is out of reach.

At this moment, he finally understood why the man in front had a boar tail on the back of his head.

Because I can only touch the front, not the back.

You don't dare to let others do it like using a knife on your neck, so just keep it. Keeping it will become a habit, and then it will become a custom. After the Manchus became rich, it became a rule.

The ancestral rules are so deadly that later generations not only dare not criticize and refute them, but will instead quote scriptures and seek arguments from ancient sages.

Ridiculous.

Lao Zhang feels that he has inspiration for his new song.

But before that, I have to make a video to admit my mistake.

Some people can give Oli to others just to gain popularity. It doesn't matter if they shave their heads and admit their mistakes. Even if the master ignores them, they can still gain some popularity.

At this time, it is the stupidest thing to be a coward.

People like Lao Zhang who live in basements or even sewers think about success every day. In order to succeed, they want to crawl along even if there is a chance like spider silk.

They are like evil ghosts in purgatory looking up at the human world, how could they let go of this opportunity.

If you can succeed, stick to this path.

If you can't succeed, then bury your dream completely, go back to your hometown, be an honest man, and pay for your ignorance and willfulness over the past many years.

Yang Dingye didn't know that one of his posts would cause people to torture his soul, change his mind, and struggle out of hell.

At this time, he happily took a few sips of happy water, and then continued to output it at Gatling's speed.

Take a screenshot and post it on a giant blog, and paste it and post it on a small website.

Both hands must be grasped and both hands must be strong.

If you dare to challenge me, my mouth will let you know what it means to be aggressive.

He didn't know how much happy water he drank, and it wasn't until his lower body surged to the threshold with an overwhelming force that he hurriedly stood up and ran to the bathroom.

I took the time to look at the time, holy shit, it's already twelve o'clock.

He hurriedly carried the machine and basketball and other props out of the house, and when he walked to the basketball court in the community, Yang Dingye sprayed another person, and there was no one else like him.

Some of the people who have been sprayed by Yang Dingye are like Lao Zhang, whose words are absorbed into their souls, and their souls are directly cleansed and their souls are sublimated. But there are also those who are not afraid of boiling water.

Yang Dingye is also a mortal, so naturally he cannot wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.

But his original purpose was not to wake anyone up, he was just having fun and not making others uncomfortable.

If you don’t leave your fists without leaving your hands and your music without leaving your mouth, and if you don’t practice your words every day, your singing potential will be gone.

Putting his mobile phone and other odds and ends on the bench, Yang Dingye set up the machine and started to warm up.

First go through the idea in your mind, and then modify it according to your feelings. If you feel it's almost ready, record it and play it back.

Genius does not rely on talent or sweat, but talent plus sweat.

No one can succeed in bed except a certain teacher.

Success is never accidental, even geniuses have to work hard.

The only difference is that ordinary people will only succeed if they work hard, while geniuses can achieve great success if they work hard, even beyond the scope of success.

It's late at night and people are not quiet.

Yang Dingye sat on the bench panting, breathed on the laurel leaves to regain his health, and then looked through the effects of the recording just now.

The movements are crisp and sharp, without any sloppiness. Although it is dance, it has the effect of martial arts.

Maybe it's because of his body shape, or maybe it's because he's holding the basketball, but he's a little more rounded and smooth.

The basketball dancer finally appeared.

The most important thing is that Yang Dingye discovered the magical effect of moonlight.

The five major abilities given by the system are singing, dancing, playing ball, playing flute and moonlight. The first few are just talents, but moonlight is a bit of a superpower.

I didn’t go out yesterday, so I never noticed it. Now bathed in the moonlight, Yang Dingye discovered...

I'm so handsome.

The 199-pound fat man actually looks very camera-like and photogenic without a beauty filter.

The system is awesome! The system master is awesome! (Breaking sound)

After dancing for a while, Yang Dingye finally stopped working because he was really out of energy.

Take a breath and stretch - it's all part of dance skills.

If it weren't for the system, Yang Dingye would probably just pack up and go home, or even take a cold shower.

However, I either caught a cold that day or felt sore all over the next day that I couldn't get up or move.

Therefore, after strenuous exercise, you must pay attention to protecting yourself from cold and wind, and stretch carefully.

After getting home, washing up, importing all the materials into the computer, and sorting them into categories, Yang Dingye couldn't stand it anymore, so he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

At the same time, Bald Lao Zhang’s new video has just been produced and uploaded for release.

Although the concept of I only dream of having a system has not grown up yet, netizens who are full of awareness of melon-eating have already set their sights in advance and follow up at any time to grasp first-hand news.

This is the first bite of melon, a fresh and tender melon. After the whole Internet became popular, all I ate was the rind.

That’s right, it’s all melon rind.

Damn it, this up star actually made an appearance, but the contrast in her style is a bit big.

Hasn't this host always said that he is an artistic young man, fresh and fresh?

With tattoos, I can definitely play the role of the gangster boss...'s little brother.

Upstairs, which brother are you talking about?

…

Lao Zhang did not speak, and continued to use subtitles to complete the communication as before.

He talked about the previous video, then admitted his mistakes, thanked the teacher I Dream of Being Systematic for his criticism and correction, and finally said that he had benefited a lot and sang the song under the guidance of the teacher Systematic.

Cover your own songs?

Well, you are the author and you have the final say.

Then……

I also shaved with a razor some time ago, but I really couldn't shave the back part.