Lord of the Witches
Chapter 803 Master, You Need a Spouse
The boundless mystery, the magic-free world is being restored, and the exquisite and huge psychic box is turned over, showing cards one by one.
Tang Qi sighed, rubbed the center of his brows, and sat on the divine chair with a slightly sideways body, leaning on the wide and cold handle with his elbows, and propping his chin on the back of his hand, rolling his eyes vaguely.
There is no reason, he just wants to do this action.
Tang Qi is now very sure that the chair Fake under his buttocks was just pretending to be scared before.
The chatter that is still going on for this second, the guy who reveals a strong mourning atmosphere in every word is the real Falk.
Tang Qi only spit out two words, and the chair under his buttocks replied a full two hundred and fifty-six words, including punctuation marks.
In the middle, they respectively revealed their own origins and the hobbies of the original owner Beckfast, and at the same time crazily attacked the goddess of fate.
So the reason why this shadow became life was caused by a joke by the goddess of fate, and Beckfast, the fallen god of knowledge, has the greatest hobby of using the divine chair to spy on the bathing of many goddesses above the mystery?
Tang Qi quickly digested the information, which confirmed that Beckfast was indeed a special god.
God of vulgar knowledge!
Tang Qi propped his chin, intending to wait for the nagging in his mind to stop before asking questions.
Farke's chatter was also rhythmic, and the pause came as expected. After Tang Qi sighed long and melancholy, he was about to utter from the depths of his heart: Falke...
Just as the character F was about to roll out of Tang Qi's tongue, a new voice came.
Sure enough, my new master doesn't like me either, so silent and sad, like Beckfast who entered the sage's time after many times of self-consolation, this vile ugly old man often does this, extremely boring exercise.
Fortunately, I'm just a shadow, and my main body is even more unlucky. After all, it has to be in close contact with the old man.
But these are not important. I am so disgusted, do I still have the value of existence, Fake, why can't I kill myself?
New master, I feel your profoundness. Do you know how to make a shadow commit suicide?
...
Shut up, Falk.
Very rare, Tang Qi shouted in a low voice.
But immediately, Tang Qi realized that he had lost his composure for no reason, and silently responded.
It was concluded that there was nothing abnormal, that there was no hidden contamination, and that he was not suffering from an unperceivable psychic attack.
His gaffe was purely caused by Fake.
The chattering of this shadow has a magical power. At first, it makes people feel helpless, then melancholy, and finally slightly angry.
What made Tang Qi even more helpless was the reaction of the shadow next.
As a special life that already belonged to him, Falk was indeed unable to resist the orders from Tang Qi.
Therefore, it really didn't speak again, but just projected an extremely vivid dynamic picture into Tang Qi's mind.
It seems that there is a feeling of stop motion animation in the previous life.
It depicts a dark sacred chair, full of anthropomorphic traces everywhere, squatting pitifully in a corner, with its head down, drawing circles with its fingers, with a low, lost and sad breath Crazy pervades, people can't help but want to comfort it.
What's more, this stop-motion animation is also thoughtfully matched with subtitles, turning into bubbles, gurgling out.
There is no sound, but it is more moving than sound.
I am a shadow without dreams and hopes, and I am played by fate.
I miss my old master. He is ugly and bad. He likes to peep and comfort himself at the same time, but I know he is a good god.
I now have a new owner. He seems to have a bad temper. I have reason to suspect that he, like the goddess of fate, is due to the lack of a harmonious family life...
Seeing that new subtitle bubbles were still popping up, Tang Qi finally dispelled his unreasonable anger.
Still in the same posture, but Tang Qi changed the direction, spoke from the bottom of his heart, interrupted the bubble and said, Fuck, I need your help.
Almost immediately, the projection changes.
All the bubbles froze and shattered, and the shadow that was depressed and lost suddenly cheered up.
It became extremely lively, and the familiar nagging sounded deep in Tang Qi's heart.
I knew it, my new master needed me
No no, master, don't say it yet, let Fake, the most mysterious and wise shadow of the boundless, guess.
The new master, you are so irritable, let me see your race.
Wow, it's humans, humans are the most boring.
According to the list of the most boring races compiled by the old master, humans are ranked 63rd on the list, a race that is very keen on killing each other and plundering, and is very mediocre in all aspects.
Of course these are not important. To make human beings quiet, what is needed is a spouse.
So, it's time to find a spouse for Falk's new owner who can emit the strongest estrogen. How about the people of the Tenila tribe? They have several special organs. The smell from their armpits can even Attracting some stray cetaceans is very exciting.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Farke's nagging was really interrupted, and just after it projected the image of a female of the Tenila tribe into the depths of Tang Qi's heart, Tang Qi had to do it.
With the tap of a finger, Fark's performance similar to Extreme RAP was constantly interrupted by the rhythm.
When it became stumbling, Tang Qi's voice came at the right time.
His face was expressionless, his tone seemed a little cold, and there was undisguised malice in his eyes.
Fack, do you have any favorite animals?
Well, how about a frog that's naturally melancholy and can't make a sound?
Boom!
As a god, it is necessary to speak the law.
Before Tang Qi's voice fell, the Transformation Curse had been cast in advance.
In the next second, Tang Qi stood again in the dark void, with divine tentacles swaying behind him, and a green-skinned frog appeared at his feet, with anthropomorphic facial features, a pair of huge eyeballs, extremely melancholy and sad, with a kind of look that seemed to be living up looked at Tang Qi.
Originally, Tang Qi's idea was to immediately use the power of the Beckfast Chair to help him find Sally and peek into the secrets of the future.
But obviously, Falk as the shadow of the divine chair, as a special life, is not as useful as the real divine object.
Tang Qi has already had a lot of experience on the mysterious side. He has seen a large number of strange and extraordinary creatures, such as monarch octopus. Tang Qi can also develop a friendship with such a difficult monster.
But it was the first time Tang Qi met a transcendent creature with such a bad personality as Falke.
Beckfast is the god of the chaotic camp, and Falke, as the shadow of the god cast by him, naturally belongs to the chaotic camp.
This once again confirms a rule of the mysterious side: In addition to villains, the chaotic camp also produces a large number of funny comparisons.
Falk is one of the best.
Tang Qi couldn't achieve his goal for a while, his bad taste broke out, and he punished him directly.
Although Falk is also considered a divine creature, he has no resistance under the magic power of the Transfiguration Curse. As the smoke rises, it directly turns into a sad frog, and crystal tears immediately swirl in its eye sockets. Anyone who sees it will give birth to Can't bear it, except for Tang Qi who cast the spell.
For the first time, he felt that quietness was such a precious comfort, which made people happy.
...
The restored non-magic world, a certain civilian house, and the basement.
Juno's salty fish-like body was deeply sunken in the dilapidated sofa, and she was staring at the ground not far away, a messy and rough magic circle that looked like a copycat.
Suddenly, with a sound of bang, white smoke burst out from the magic circle.
When the girl saw a small and exquisite beast in the smoke, but covered with obvious dragon scales, growing dragon horns, flapping dragon wings, and the whole body was silver and white like a dream, the girl who was used to salty fish was first stunned.
In the next second, she was about to let out a deafening scream, but fortunately she woke up in time and covered her mouth with her palm.
Inside the pupils, the excitement could not be contained.
At the same time, detailed information about the little dragon seemed to be pouring into Juno's mind through the magic circle.
Extraordinary creature: Wings of Frost, Juvenile Frost Dragon...
Juno, whose memory has been reshaped, naturally couldn't tell anything.
All she knew was that her dream since she was a child had been realized, and surprises swept her heart.
It's true, I really have a dragon.
Could it be that I am the protagonist of this world? Wow, the adventure story of the girl riding a dragon is about to begin.
In the flickering of these inconsequential thoughts, Juno didn't notice at all that there was a faint light behind her. Tang Qi watched this scene with a helpless smile, then turned around, left this world, and returned to a very distant place.
At his feet, a sad frog, with tears in his eyes, hopped after him.
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