Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 687 Zhang Wei's system crash

"Fifty thousand?!!"

Zi Qiao and Guan Gu exclaimed, and they almost lost their glasses in shock.

Guan Gu put the glass on the bar, and he asked Nan Feng again: "Nan Feng, are you sure you really won fifty thousand?"

You know, this is fifty thousand, fifty thousand!

In the whole apartment, only Nan Feng and Yu Mo can earn a stable monthly income of more than fifty thousand, and Guan Gu's monthly income fluctuates around fifty thousand.

Guan Gu is not jealous of Nan Feng's earnings, but he can earn a month's salary by scratching a lottery ticket, so he is really jealous.

As for Zi Qiao...he is so jealous that he can eat a whole lemon without feeling sour.

Fifty thousand?

The views of his courtship tutorial have not even reached fifty thousand, and Nan Feng won fifty thousand by sending Zhang Wei to a wedding?

Could it be that...this is the legendary reward for good people?

"Of course."

Nanfeng took out his cell phone and showed it to Guan Gu and Zi Qiao: "On the way back, we went to the lottery center to redeem the prize. Look, this is the bank's remittance information."

The two stretched their necks and stared at Nanfeng's cell phone screen carefully.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and counted: "One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand... Isn't this five hundred thousand!"

"Fifty..."

Zi Qiao subconsciously wanted to scream loudly, but when he glanced at the crowd in the bar, he reached out and covered his mouth tightly.

He lowered his voice and asked, "What's going on? Could it be that the staff made a mistake in redeeming the prize and transferred 50,000 to 500,000?"

"Oh?"

Nanfeng took the phone and took a look. He suddenly said, "No, I made the 500,000 by myself. The remittance information below is just because I got lucky and won the prize for free."

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙)...

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)...

What you said... is really too annoying!

[In the inner world. ]

[Ziqiao and Guan Gu turned around and looked at Nanfeng, who was tied to the chair and stuffed with Zhang Wei's smelly socks. ]

[The two laughed strangely and untied their belts in the face of Nanfeng's horrified eyes and sobs. ]

[Snap! ]

[Let you show off! ]

[Snap! ]

[Let you show off your wealth! ]

[Snap! ]

[Let you stimulate us! ]

[Snap! 】

[Let you... Forget it, you deserve to be beaten anyway!!! 】

Nanfeng saw that Ziqiao and Guan Gu's eyes gradually became weird and vulgar, he was stunned for a moment, and timidly stepped back a few steps.

"What do you want to do?"

Ziqiao said with an unhappy face: "Nanfeng, did you come here to show off your wealth to us on purpose?"

He snorted: "Then you found the wrong person, I am never afraid of people showing off their wealth to me.

"I have seen many rich brothers, but how many poor people like me have you seen?"

Ziqiao tried to pretend in front of Nanfeng: "Do you understand what it means that things are rare and valuable, bastard!"

"Oh..."

Nanfeng blinked his eyes. He knew that he might be beaten, but he couldn't help but be naughty.

"So 500,000... is considered showing off wealth?

"Damn!"

Ziqiao and Guan Gu spit at Nanfeng viciously.

The two looked at each other and shouted at the same time: "Beat him!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Nanfeng retreated repeatedly: "Let's talk it over nicely. Don't be impulsive.

"Besides, this is a bar. If you accidentally spill some wine, I won't help you pay even if I win the prize!"

"Hiss..."

Zi Qiao took a breath of cold air: "You dare to mention winning the prize and money!"

He turned his head and shouted to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, come together! Beat him!"

"Zhang Wei."

"Zhang Wei?"

"Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei ignored him. He opened his mouth wide and looked up at the sky with his eyes blank.

Zi Qiao and Guan Gu were stunned. Guan Gu tried to push Zhang Wei gently, but Zhang Wei fell straight to the side.

"Zhang Wei! "

Nanfeng and Ziqiao were quick-witted and rushed forward to hold up Zhang Wei who was about to fall.

The two carefully supported Zhang Wei, and Ziqiao stretched out his hand again to wave in front of his eyes.

"Oh my god."

Ziqiao poked Zhang Wei's dark face: "I thought he didn't want to pay attention to me just now because he was sad, but now it seems that this guy is too sad and his brain has completely crashed."

Nanfeng stroked his chin and looked at Zhang Wei carefully with an inquiring look: "He is really in a bad state now. I didn't see Zhang Wei so sad when Ziqiao approached Xiaoli."

He frowned slightly: "It shouldn't be, Zhang Wei was able to go into the bar with me just now."

"Could it be...I just said thank you to him and irritated him?"

Ziqiao and Guan Gu nodded repeatedly. At present, there is no other possibility.

"What should we do? ! ! "

Nanfeng shook Zhang Wei, and seeing that Zhang Wei was still standing straight, he began to panic: "Zhang Wei is usually very determined, so he shouldn't be so vulnerable to the blow, right?"

"What do you think?"

Zi Qiao snorted: "This is Zhang Wei, a guy who can be ordered to do your bidding by spending fifty yuan.

"As a result, he has lost fifty thousand yuan in vain. Not to mention the downtime, it's already good enough that he is not sad."

"Wait, what do you mean by losing fifty thousand yuan in vain?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened: "The car is mine, and I paid for the gas myself. Whether I won or not, the scratch ticket should be mine.

"I asked him to pay for the gas, but he was stingy and didn't want to pay."

"That's why he lost 50,000 yuan in vain."

Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei's miserable state, and although he was concerned about him, he couldn't help but laugh at him: "Zhang Wei is picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelons. It's normal for him to be overly sad with his personality."

"What should I do?"

Nanfeng suggested: "Why don't I knock Zhang Wei out with a knife and let him shut down and restart himself?"

Guan Gu refused: "No, what if shutting down and restarting doesn't work, and Zhang Wei's logic system is completely broken?"

"Let me try first."

Ziqiao pretended to point to Zhang Wei's feet casually: "Hey, who lost this hundred yuan? "

Zhang Wei was still dumbfounded.

Zi Qiao scratched his head when he saw this: "It shouldn't be like this. Usually when I shout like this, Zhang Wei would want to grow eight legs and run over. Why doesn't it work now?"

Guangu curled his lips and looked at Zi Qiao with disdain: "Because now for Zhang Wei, he has lost 50,000 yuan in vain."

"Oh."

Zi Qiao suddenly realized: "Then should I say who lost the 50,000 yuan?"

"It's useless. If it's more than 500 yuan, Zhang Wei will start looking for the owner."

Guangu stepped forward and said: "I'll try it too."

He grabbed Zhang Wei's ears and shouted.

"Zhang~~~Wei~~~!!! "

It's true that Guan Gu's shouting was quite effective.

Except for Zhang Wei who was still dumbfounded, the entire Sunny Day Bar was in a great commotion due to the sudden shouting.

Zi Qiao clasped his hands together and apologized to the dissatisfied bar guests around him.

Nan Feng covered his ears and said with a grim face: "Guan Gu, can you tell me in advance next time you suddenly shout like this?"

"Um..."

Guan Gu ignored Nan Feng, he just looked at Zhang Wei, frowned and nodded: "I know."

Zi Qiao turned around after apologizing to the bar guests: "Guan Gu, do you have a new idea to wake up Zhang Wei?"

"No, I just saw that his ears were full of earwax when I pulled Zhang Wei's ears just now.

"No wonder I shouted so loudly just now, but he didn't react at all."

"Huh..."

Nan Feng and Zi Qiao looked disgusted.

Nanfeng, who has a mysophobia, got goosebumps all over his body: "Do we have to pick out Zhang Wei's earwax first if we want to wake him up?

No mistake, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!

"Too disgusting!"

He complained in a low voice: "It's not a solution to keep trying blindly. Don't we have anyone who has a good understanding of brain crashes?"

"Huh?"

Nanfeng suddenly had an idea, and he clapped his hands and said: "I really thought of someone who has a good understanding of brain crashes."

Zi Qiao and Guan Gu asked subconsciously: "Who?"

...

"Me?"

3604, Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at himself expressionlessly after listening to Nanfeng and the other two.

"So in your eyes, do I look like the kind of person who often crashes?"

Nanfeng and the other two looked at each other.

Guan Gu said: "Teacher Zeng, you are not 'like', you are clearly this kind of person. "

Nanfeng nodded: "You have an average downtime of once every five days and a crash once every half a month. If your brain is not irreplaceable, we would have replaced the old single-threaded CPU in your head with a new one."

Zeng Xiaoxian said half-doubtfully: "Is it so exaggerated? I don't have any impression at all."

"Nonsense, you were in a daze at the time, what can you remember?"

Ziqiao snapped his fingers and said: "Teacher Zeng, let us help you recall."

…

On a certain day and night of a certain year, 3603, Nanfeng, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Zhanbo were playing League of Legends in a group.

Before starting the game, Nanfeng specifically explained: "Ziqiao, just play the top single honestly. If you can't beat the opponent, just squat in the bushes and be timid. Anyway, this is the routine no matter what game you play.

"Yifei, Mr. Zeng, what you two need to do in the bottom lane is to develop quietly. When the rhythm of the mid-jungle combination of Zhanbo and I is right, we can lead you two to kill."

"Do you have confidence?"

"Yes!"

Although Nanfeng's idea is very good, his screams resounded throughout the entire 3603 just after ten minutes of the game.

"Ziqiao, I told you to squat in the grass and be a coward, but I didn't let you not gain any experience!

"Four levels against eight levels, Lord Lu Bu, do you want to show off to us your big foster father! ! ! "

"Yifei! Don't be impulsive! Run!

"You can't beat the three opponents alone, run away, Yifei!

"Can you operate? You can't operate, hurry~go~!"

"Mr. Zeng, you are a support, either go up to die or go home quickly, what's the point of dancing in the same place? ! ! "

"Mr. Zeng? Mr. Zeng! "

The group of Nanfeng who were wiped out took off their headphones and turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

He had staring eyes and a drop of crystal clear saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Everyone looked at each other.

Yifei, who was next to Xiaoxian, first touched his laptop, then reached out to touch Xiaoxian's head, which was slightly steaming.

"Confirmed, this guy's head is hotter than his computer."

Nanfeng said helplessly: "In this case, after Teacher Zeng wakes up, let's team up to play connect the dots."

"Agreed!"

...

At noon on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, 3602, everyone gathered together for lunch.

Yumo complained casually: "My mother has been forcing me to go on blind dates recently, and I'm so annoyed."

"Tsk, what's the matter."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Your mother..."

Yumo was immediately unhappy when he heard it: "Teacher Zeng, why are you cursing suddenly?"

Everyone looked up and saw that Xiaoxian was still in the "forcing" action at that moment, and everyone habitually chose to ignore it.

"I think I'm almost full."

Yifei waved her hand in front of Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes, and seeing that he didn't react at all, she hurriedly shoveled most of the rice in her bowl into his bowl.

"Don't waste it, don't waste it."

She used a spoon to compact the rice in Xiaoxian's bowl, and covered it with a layer of vegetable leaves that no one wanted to eat because it was too salty.

"Shh!"

Yifei raised her index finger to remind everyone.

Everyone nodded and continued to eat in silence.

After a while...

"...If you are forced to go on a blind date, why don't you just say that you don't like humans?"

Zeng Xiaoxian obviously thought he had a good idea, and he took a bite of the food in his bowl without even looking at it.

The next moment.

Xiaoxian instinctively turned his head and sprayed out all the food in his mouth: "What's going on? Why is this food so salty!"

He opened his eyes and saw Yifei, who was sprayed with vegetable leaves and rice grains on his face, and he was almost scared to death.

"Yifei, Yifei, are you okay, Yifei!"

Xiaoxian said words of concern for Yifei, but his legs were weak and he stepped back repeatedly.

"Yifei, I didn't mean it. Yifei, you must calm down, Yifei!"

"It's okay, I'm fine."

Yifei, who had no choice but to suffer, wiped the vegetable leaves and rice grains off her face expressionlessly.

She took a deep breath, then gritted her teeth and said, "I'll go wash my face first."

Xiaoxian looked at Yifei, who didn't get angry and slammed the table at the first time, but turned around and washed her face calmly. He was completely dumbfounded.

After a long while, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still frightened, patted his chest and asked, "Yifei, is your mood today... good?"

Everyone buried their heads in eating, but couldn't help laughing out loud.

…

“What?!!”

After listening to a series of his own downtime experiences, Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: “So I often freeze like this for no apparent reason?”

“It shouldn’t be considered as inexplicable.”

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and asked: “Teacher Zeng, think carefully, was your mind empty at that time, without any other thoughts?”

“I seemed to be thinking at that time…”

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and fell into the mode of recollection.

Three minutes later, Nanfeng pushed Zeng Xiaoxian: “Teacher Zeng, have you figured it out?”

“Teacher Zeng?”

“Teacher Zeng!”