Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

Subtitle: Fist, hard

If you think about it carefully, this so-called multiple-choice question is actually not true at all.

Because Da Vinci has made it very clear that Chaldea has indeed relied on a group of remnants of defeated soldiers to win consecutive victories. It has also obtained many precious trophies, and its combat effectiveness has also been greatly improved. However, after all, it is missing one thing.

[Front combat power]

Yes, after all, Matthew is just a shield soldier who is good at defense and endurance. He has not yet learned the "shield counterattack" skills that are necessary for this kind of character in the game story. It is okay to clean up the miscellaneous soldiers. Facing the real It is difficult for a heroic spirit servant to fight back.

Chu Zihang seems to be able to fight, but after all, he is just a heroic soldier, and the fused heroic spirit base is not very powerful. Every time he fights, he relies on burning his will to forcibly transform into a dragon to improve his physical fitness and remove hard steel. Once or twice is okay. , but Chaldea Command also issued a notice asking Chu Zihang to avoid using this power as much as possible.

The body is okay, but if the mind is distorted and turned into a beast, it will never come back.

Although everyone knows that Chu Zihang will definitely still be able to survive when needed. In this regard, it is not known whether he is imitating Lu Mingfei, or Lu Mingfei is imitating him, or whether these two dead children are both capable. The type who silently burns his life for the people around him.

Da Vinci is already considering Chu Zihang's follow-up enhancement plan, but after all, he doesn't have much on hand right now, so just like Lu Mingfei's future Mecha Pegasus, it's just a pie in the sky.

Lack of frontal combat effectiveness - if you think about it carefully, the root of this problem is actually Lu Mingfei's summoning of heroic spirits. Chu Zihang's return can indeed be regarded as a climax in the story, but the fused spiritual base is really not good. Da Vinci actually originally guessed that Lu Mingfei should be able to summon Nordic god-level servants like Sigurd, Brünnhilde, Slud or even Manitole.

Apart from anything else, all of the Nordic mythical heroic spirits are particularly good at fighting, especially in close combat.

Lu Mingfei's Heroic Spirit Summoning, under the dual interference of the little devil and Athena, the result can only be said to be 'okay', but objectively speaking it cannot be considered excellent.

Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei, Ma Xiu, and even Fujimaru Ritsuka, these four people all have room for growth, but not now, they are still at the opening level. They are all big cores in the late growth stage, and it is impossible to overdo it without soy sauce boys. .

Although the real problem is actually King Arthur with the infinite magic power of the Holy Grail. As a novice, it is too much to pass the boss.

In other words, Lu Mingfei actually has no choice at all. If he doesn't stand up and speak, he will just ask Matthew to hold the Shield of the Round Table to see King Arthur to see if he can pass the level through a plot. If he fails, then what will happen? Mingfei will definitely still make a deal with the little devil.

Therefore, this so-called choice, this so-called answer, is actually Da Vinci's desire to know Lu Mingfei's growth.

Not the physical fitness that has always been difficult to improve for some reason, but the mental toughness.

After confirming that Lu Mingfei took the initiative to stand up, Da Vinci didn't know what others thought, but his feeling at this moment was the same as Roman's look at Matthew - his face was filled with relief.

There is quite a sense of relief, "Did you see that? I raised this child!"

After receiving Lu Mingfei's affirmative reply, confirming Lu Mingfei's mental and spiritual growth, Da Vinci immediately gave a follow-up action plan:

"We will make a deal with Lu Mingze now."

Lu Mingfei caught the key point of Da Vinci's words: "We?"

"Yes, we, I'll go with you."

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Chaldea, inside Leonardo da Vinci's magic workshop.

Da Vinci was also a Heroic Spirit Servant of Caster. As a Servant, he naturally needed a Master. However, Da Vinci used some tricks to make an unconscious doll and set the doll to He lost his master and used it as a biological battery to provide himself with magic power.

In addition to this biological battery doll, before Lu Mingfei came, Da Vinci also made a doll. This doll looked like a small version of herself. Once Da Vinci died, , then this little Da Vinci doll will inherit all the memories and be activated, take over Da Vinci's work, and even inherit part of the spiritual base of the heroic spirit Da Vinci.

These abilities fully reflect Da Vinci's expertise in 'body transformation'.

This is also natural. After all, among his companions during his lifetime was the famous founder of modern alchemy, Paracelsus von Hohenheim.

Interfering with the spiritual realm of Lu Mingfei and Lu Mingze - this was something Da Vinci had been quietly preparing for since the incident caused by the little devil.

In the deepest part of Leonardo da Vinci's workshop, there is a chair that looks like a torture device. On this chair, countless leather straps and metal shackles reminiscent of the Iron Maiden restrain a woman to it.

This is also a doll, one with empty eyes, no soul, and even no clothes. Instead, it is a female doll with extremely religious patterns drawn on the body with melted gold.

But that's not what's really special about her. Da Vinci didn't treat this doll like this to play some weird SM game, but because the blood flowing in her body was exactly the same as Lu Mingfei's.

In fact, given Shao Zai's unprepared attitude towards the outside world, if it weren't for the protection of Olga Marie, Leonardo da Vinci, and Doctor Roman, his physical problems would have been exposed long ago.

However, it is difficult to guard against domestic thieves. Roman and Olga Marie are good people, but Leonardo da Vinci is not. Although he has a conscience and is on the good side, there is still "chaos" before da Vinci's kindness.

The chaotic and kind Leonardo da Vinci, as a good guy who can also be regarded as a mad scientist (magician), naturally cannot miss the opportunity to conduct experiments. In the past, he was like a perverted stalker, secretly collecting Lu Mingfei's information. Body fluids and hair.

This doll, which looks exactly like him now, was specially made using his own cells and those of Lu Mingfei, and was used as a petri dish for mass-producing Lu Mingfei's blood.

"Leonardo! You guy!"

Roman, who was brought here for the first time, was naturally angry after seeing this scene.

"I just asked you why you were pretending to be 'atonement' just now. Look what you have done!?"

"What happened to me? I didn't poison others."

Da Vinci calmly picked out his ears with his hands.

"Didn't I just use the cells I secretly collected from Lu Mingfei to create a child? At least I made a simulated doll instead of an artificial human or a test-tube baby. She is different from little Leonardo da Vinci, but I'm an empty shell used to make blood. I have no personality and no soul. How can you still say that I have violated human rights?"

"You doll."

"Is there a problem with the simulation dolls being made too human-like?"

Da Vinci spoke very calmly, like a mad scientist character in a movie trying to justify his mad experiments.

"Besides, I have made all these preparations just for this moment. When Lu Mingfei makes a deal with the devil of unknown origin, I can connect with him through these and protect him in the devil's realm. Do I do this? Is there anything wrong with the outcome of this matter?"

".without."

"That's fine then."

The good old Roman was speechless by the cunning Leonardo da Vinci.

There was a chair next to the female doll. Da Vinci got on it himself and asked Roman to sleep on him, and then injected him with the serum that had been prepared.

This serum is made from the blood produced by the simulated doll created by Da Vinci and Lu Mingfei's cells. At least that's what Leonardo da Vinci said.

Using himself for human experimentation. Roman has become somewhat numb to the crazy part of Da Vinci's true character.

Fortunately, he is considered a good person. A good person, right?

Roman didn't know what kind of use this serum would provide in the future. He already felt that his brain cells were a bit exhausted, which was probably the same as Lu Mingfei felt when he heard Sakura Girl's long analysis.

He could only numbly follow Da Vinci's instructions, inject serum into her, and then use a transfusion tube to connect Da Vinci and the doll's body. With the mechanical operation, the Heroic Spirit Servant and the simulated doll began a major exchange of blood.

The simulated doll seemed to have become active. Her movements began to be synchronized with Da Vinci himself. Golden pupils similar to those of Lu Mingfei when he was furious ignited in the pupils of the two people, and their lips moved. It was some kind of ancient mystery. Language and the mysterious power contained in it are activated.

At the same time, Lu Mingfei on the other side contacted the little devil again according to the instructions left by Da Vinci.

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After a moment of trance, when Lu Mingfei came to his senses, he was back in the teacher's office of Shilan Middle School.

He was sitting upright in the seat of the student who was called by the teacher to be punished. There was a warm thing in his hand. When he lowered his head, he saw that it was Chaldea's wonderful mascot Fu Fu.

Speaking of which, after the big explosion, Fufu disappeared. The Fufu in Lu Mingfei's hands now should be something like a dream phantom, right?

Lu Mingze is also here. The little devil was sitting in the head teacher's seat, with his hand against the table and his chin, his face full of boredom, and his other hand playing with a porcelain cup irritably.

This was the first time Lu Mingfei saw such an expression on the little devil's face.

Fufu in Lu Mingfei's arms curled up into a ball of fur, lazily. Just like the students who were called to the office by the class teacher, Lu Mingfei was anxious to speak in the silent atmosphere. Lu Mingfei wanted to Tell the little devil that he is here to discuss a deal with him.

——But just now.

"Da Vinci-chan is here~~"

The office door opened with a "click!", and noisy shouts and broken light and shadows entered the office. Lu Mingfei turned around and saw a white floral dress that he was very familiar with.

For a moment, Lu Mingfei even forgot what he was here to do. The person who barged in with twitching eyes was wearing a simple dress, black-rimmed glasses, and holding Murakami Haruki's "Norwegian Wood" in his hand. The style of a literary girl, but this literary girl is a bit too lively and energetic.

When he was in Chaldea, he wore thick clothes so he didn't feel it. After putting on this girl's outfit, Lu Mingfei discovered that Da Vinci's height was probably cushioned by high heels, and his real height was only about 1.6 meters. .

That's right, this guy who came in, except for the fact that his figure was completely unrepairable, it looked like he was deliberately cosplaying Lu Mingfei's first love Chen Wenwen, which ended before it even started, was Leonardo da Vinci.

Da Vinci broke into the office, rolled his big black eyes, and seemed to quickly understand the situation here.

She first closed the door with her heels, and then trotted to Lu Mingfei's side. Her little leather shoes clicked on the tile floor. She hugged one of Lu Mingfei's arms, and then rushed to the little devil whose face was almost black with water. He put on an expression that was about to cry:

"Teacher! I know puppy love is wrong, but we are true love!"

Veins were popping on the little devil's forehead.

"——Although we are siblings~" Da Vinci continued to smile and speak provocative words with unclear meaning.

The little devil directly crushed the porcelain cup in his hand, and the splashing water evaporated into water vapor before it even touched his face.

Lu Mingze looked gloomy: "If my brother hadn't trusted you, I would have let you in."

"Ah, it's very strange to put it this way. Why doesn't my brother trust you? He's not very smart. Your words should be able to fool him, right? It's better to say that you really want to fool him into playing the role of a little succubus. He has long accepted the role of sister. In other words, you said you deliberately made Lu Mingfei wary of you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid that he would fall in love with you? "

"."

"Same as my analysis, this bad guy seems to have an inexplicable advantage in the transaction with you."

"." The little devil was silent.

A little devil who calls himself his brother, and a big pervert who calls himself his sister, Lu Mingfei, who is caught in the middle of this Shura field, is calmly stroking Fufu's soft and comfortable hair.

He always hated the Riddler, especially the exchanges between the two Riddlers.

One of Lu Mingfei's own matters was that Da Vinci had told him before he came that he had hired a lawyer and left the deal negotiation to Da Vinci, a professional.

——Skills, [Talented Wisdom EX]

Da Vinci who activates this skill can directly acquire almost all skills equivalent to A level, even those he doesn't know at all.

——Da Vinci obtained the skill [Negotiation A]

"I guess we are not enemies, right? I actually like you quite a bit. If you don't mind, big sister, I don't mind letting you be my younger brother."

Lu Mingze snorted coldly: "I don't know whose true age is better."

"Come on, brother-in-law, call me sister."

This... Could it be that Leonardo da Vinci used the [Innate Wisdom EX] skill to obtain tricks like [Charm A]?

Lu Mingfei shivered and blushed, but he rubbed his body obediently into the 'big one': "Sister, sister?"

"Oh, dear brother"

Da Vinci smiled and patted Lu Mingfei's head, then looked at Lu Mingze.

"Brother-in-law, hurry up! Let him call you brother!"

Lu Mingfei immediately came up and responded: "Hey! Brother! Call me brother!"

Lu Mingze was stunned and used his expression to let Lu Mingfei understand what "the fist is hard" meant.

But Da Vinci, relying on Lu Mingfei in his arms, continued to stimulate Lu Mingze, just like Misato Katsuragi's words to Shinji Ikari in "Neon Genesis Evangelion".

Even Fufu was startled, and she jumped onto Leonardo da Vinci's 'big one' that could allow the little animal to stand directly. She jumped up and down and yelled "Fu!" at the little devil, seemingly provocatively. Voice.

Seeing that Lu Mingze didn't respond, Da Vinci's actions became more and more bold, and he even dragged Lu Mingfei to the little devil's side. Da Vinci easily caught Lu Mingze, as if grabbing Lu Mingze. Live the future.

finally

".Stop it."

Lu Mingze let out a sigh, his face was full of disgust, and the same look was also used on the face of Lu Mingfei, who was taking a deep breath in Da Vinci's arms——

Lu Haihuang wanted to say that he was wronged. It was really not because he was lustful, but because he was a little hypoxic due to this, so he was panting heavily. If his mouth accidentally touched any strange place, it was force majeure!

Lu Mingze calmly punched Da Vinci in the abdomen. The punch was not heavy, but the touch was particularly clear.

".What on earth are you here for? Stop telling me the hypocritical drama of a loving family."

The little devil regained distance from the playful Leonardo:

"It's time to get down to business."

Da Vinci stared straight at Lu Mingze. She suddenly stopped the frivolous expression on her face. Just when Lu Mingfei thought he was going to talk about business, this guy suddenly kissed Lu Mingfei on the face again. After a moment, leaving a thin pink hickey, he looked at Lu Mingze again, as if he was carefully observing the ecology of some animal.

Lu Mingfei was also a little confused.

Da Vinci kissed him again, this time on the forehead.

Lu Mingze's face was gloomy.

Then Leonardo da Vinci hit the neck again.

Lu Mingze's fist began to burn with black flames.

He caught Lu Mingfei on his own, as if he had caught the future, and Leonardo da Vinci frantically tested in front of the little devil.

He then let go of Lu Mingfei and said thoughtfully: "It seems that you really care about this bad boy. Is it possible that the younger brother's claim is not false and that you are really brothers?"

The overwhelmed Lu Mingfei just shook his head blankly. How could the younger brother named Lu Mingze in his memory be such a naughty little devil younger brother? He is obviously a fat man with a height and weight of 160cm.

The little devil, who was still energetic at first, seemed to be a little distracted because of Lu Mingfei's instinctive words. He seemed to have lost his fighting spirit and turned to a face with dead fish eyes.

"If you don't say it, then I will. Dear friends! Don't look at it when you pass by!"

His mouth also changed back to the salesman's tone that he occasionally used when communicating with Lu Mingfei.

"Dragon-slaying set is on sale! The Demon Sword Holy Sword Dragon-Slayer Mage even has the sound of Natsu in "Fairy Tail" who resurrects with full health and full health once the sound is played. There is nothing I don't have, only you. Unexpected, warriors, don’t miss it before you go to conquer the red dragon King Arthur of Britain!”

——to be continued!

Thinking about what Da Vinci would probably do if he went with Lu Mingfei to make a deal with Lu Mingze. And because he felt that the little devil basically didn't care about anything except his brother, Da Vinci would really do this Something?

If you want to say who is the most unscrupulous in Chaldea, it is undoubtedly the profiteer "Dabichi".

So I tried to write something that would give people the feeling of "Bichi".

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