Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

11. Natsumi and Suzumiya Haruhi and Attila

[Xia Mi’s ‘attitude’ towards Lu Mingfei: 1D100=72 (relatively friendly)]

[Lu Mingfei’s ‘attitude’ towards Xia Mi: 1D50+50=14+50=64 (ordinary friendliness)]

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Lu Mingfei also had similar thoughts to A mustard.

The girl calls herself "Xia Mi".

At first glance, she seemed quite friendly, but when Lu Mingfei looked at the sauced pork knuckle that fell to the ground with distress, and seemed ready to pick it up and stuff it back into her mouth, Lu Mingfei suddenly felt like he had met her. The feeling of a sexually transformed version of Kadok or Roman.

Although people often complained about being gay, Lu Mingfei's sexual orientation was absolutely normal, and he immediately lost interest in the girl in front of him.

Even in terms of looks alone, Xia Mi was the best among the girls Lu Mingfei knew. Only a special being like Leonardo da Vinci can rival Xia Mi in terms of appearance.

Of course, one code equals one code.

Lu Mingfei looked at Xia Mi carefully, and then asked her: "Why do you claim to be from Chaldea? How do you know? Tell me! Are you Prelati this time?"

Xia Mi was stunned for a moment, and while feeling distressed, he took out a piece of paper towel and cleaned up the pig knuckles on the ground, and asked, "Who is Prelati?"

"Don't answer questions with questions! Let me ask you, why do you call yourself a Chaldean?"

Lu Mingfei said plausibly:

"I'm not bragging! If a beautiful girl like you were in Chaldea, it would be impossible for someone on my road to forget it! My memory is very good! There is no one like you in Chaldea! Are you right, Akuta-senpai? "

Kazuiko was silent for a moment, and her tone was a little guilty: "I haven't met many people from Chaldea. I'm not sure."

Lu Mingfei: "."

Lu Mingfei held his head silently, because he didn't know how to respond to these words, so he could only pretend that nothing happened, and said with some sternness: "Speak quickly! Who are you?"

"I have already said that I am Xia Mi, and this is what you care about, senior brother? That's okay, because I haven't gone to Chaldea yet."

Xia Mi threw the pork knuckle wrapped in napkin into the trash can, wiped the floor with a few more napkins, and then looked carefree - as if he wanted to pretend that he had done nothing before and hadn't tried to pry open the cashier. Like a cabinet, it was turned over from the back of the cabinet.

The beautiful girl who was not a female temptress patted her skirt casually, and then re-introduced herself generously:

"Let me introduce myself again. I am Xia Mi, you can also call me Xiami. Unlike senior brothers and you, the first-term students who were summoned urgently, I am a second-term student. It was originally scheduled to be after your first spirit transfer experiment. I’m going to Chaldea next year. Before I came here, I was still studying in BJ’s preparatory class.”

"Preparatory class?" Lu Mingfei asked suspiciously.

"Yes, it's the preparatory class." Xia Mi nodded, "I heard that it was what Captain Olga meant. Because one of the first-term students had a particularly outrageous written test score, the training for our second-term members was advanced. Not only To see the adaptability of spirit transfer, you must first pass a written test. Let me tell you, the content of the test is outrageous. It not only tests the understanding of the ordinary world, but also tests the history of the mysterious world, and then you have to combine the two aspects to write An 'essay on the influence of occult world history on ordinary world history'!"

I don’t know what he was recalling, but Xia Mi’s expression turned ugly, as if he was “too embarrassed to look back on the past.” As he spoke, he gave his chest a hard blow.

"Damn it! I obviously wrote according to the reference book they gave me from beginning to end! But the plagiarism check rate of this paper can exceed 90%, which is ridiculous! Don't let me know which damn poor student did it We second-year students have to write a thesis! When I go to Chaldea, I must take revenge and go back!"

Xia Miyue said that Lu Mingfei felt more guilty and even dared not look at the girl.

Xia Mi didn't seem to care at all and said carelessly:

"What's wrong? Senior brother, what are you doing so evasive? It doesn't matter. I've long been used to being criticized for being a double-A scenic spot. There's nothing interesting to see anyway, so I just look at it. Oh, by the way, I don't have breasts. butt, but I’m very confident about my face and thighs!”

Lu Mingfei felt from the bottom of his heart that he might not have met the female version of Kadok or Roman, but

Uh, a female version of Charlemagne?

Lu Mingfei, who felt guilty, originally wanted to bring the topic to an end like this, but what he didn't expect was that when Xia Mi opened his mouth, there were still people who were not done yet.

"Although I don't know what happened, senior brother, I'm still waiting to go to Chaldea, little junior sister. Can you senior brothers take me with you? After all, you [two] are our legendary characters! Perfect match. 'Other people's children'!"

".What?"

Lu Mingfei felt that something was wrong.

"Two? What two? Wait, I thought it was strange before. I thought you had such a familiar personality, but judging from your tone, have we met somewhere before?"

When Xia Mi heard this, his face suddenly fell, and he pressed his hands hard on his A-level scenic spot with a distressed posture. He looked like he was about to cry, but he didn't know whether he was really crying or pretending to be pitiful. :

"Uuuuuuuuah, I knew I was just an ugly duckling before, so you don't even remember me!"

"Huh? No, no, don't cry."

Lu Mingfei was a little at a loss.

"What are you talking about? Speak clearly and don't act like I did something wrong to you!"

As he spoke, Lu Mingfei quickly winked at Kajizi, who was looking at him dangerously, and tried his best to express: "I don't know anything about this woman touching Kaji-senpai, please don't show murderous intent towards me!" mean.

As a result, Xia Mi suddenly stopped crying and changed the topic: "Oh, that's right. After all, there is really nothing in common between me and Senior Brother Lu."

"Look, look, look! I told you she made a mistake, Kazuo-senpai! Don't step on my toes! When did we become so close?"

"After all, I'm just Senior Brother Chu's ex-girlfriend."

"Yes, yes, it has nothing to do with me. She is the ex-girlfriend of the facially paralyzed senior brother or something?" Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded.

Xia Mi added: "One of the ex-girlfriends."

"No, no, no! Please tell me clearly, what is what? Does Senior Brother with Facial Paralysis still have a dark history of always having trouble with girls and then abandoning them!?"

Kazuo couldn't help but cast a sidelong glance at Lu Mingfei: "Why are you getting more and more enthusiastic as you talk?"

"Senior Brother Lu, you look like you have really forgotten. Please wait a moment."

As Xia Mi spoke, he climbed behind the counter again and came back not long after touching two oranges.

The girl stuffed two oranges into her bra, forcibly upgraded her two A-level breasts, and then tied them with an orange ribbon somewhere. After doing this, she put on a look that seemed to be Guitar playing posture.

[Difficulty: 10]

[Lu Mingfei’s inspiration: 1D100=94 (you always stand out where you don’t need to)]

Lu Mingfei remembered it immediately! Not only did he realize that Xia Mi was imitating something, he also remembered that there seemed to be such a famous person in the corner of his memory?

"From the junior high school animation club!"

"Yes!" Xia Mi couldn't help but nodded.

"The one where COS Haruhi Suzumiya sang at the school anniversary!"

"Yes, yes! Because my breasts are not big enough, I even bought a silicone plug inside from Taobao! It's very soft. I was so high when I sang that I couldn't help but jump a little! It was so rough! Afterwards, I watched the video myself I think the restoration is so good that I’m drooling! Oh, I get so angry when I talk about this. I obviously bought a bunny girl costume, but the teacher just won’t let me wear it!”

"When you mentioned this, I also remembered it! Alas, I was looking forward to seeing 1096. I like 1096 better than the leader or the cute god."

Natsumi put on a very miserable look, covering her breasts and butt: "It's not that I haven't thought about COS Asahina Mikuru, but Your Majesty, I can't do it. I can't move no matter how much I stuff it in." Got it!"

(Note: In the "The Story of Haruhi Suzumiya" series, Asahina Minoru's name is split into 'Miru (10)', 'Nu (9)' and '瑠 (6)', so she got the nickname 1096 in Chinese translation. Incidentally, 1096 is also the year the Crusades began)

Because the concentration of the two-spined ape rushing towards her was too high, Akuko felt a little choked. For a moment, she actually had the illusion that what she was seeing was a brother and sister who had a similar affinity for each other.

Lu Mingfei and Xia Mi talked more and more enthusiastically, and there was a feeling that it was too late to hate each other, and then - then Lu Mingfei reluctantly returned to the topic amidst Akaizi's warning of "Let's get down to business!"

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot. Let's get down to business - so we were still junior high school classmates? I remember that Chu Zihang and I were junior high school classmates. I didn't expect you to be the same, but I wasn't close to him at the time. So I don’t know, Senior Brother with Facial Paralysis actually has a dark history like multiple ex-girlfriends?”

Kazuko couldn't help but hold her forehead, feeling a little angry - I asked you to talk about business, and this is what you said?

But Lu Mingfei seemed to be in high spirits.

Xia Mi also showed a look of recollection: "You don't remember the ugly duckling, but the ugly duckling remembers you, Senior Brother Lu. After all, when I was Senior Brother Chu's girlfriend, he always paid attention to you and often said, 'He lent me the "The Wonder of JOJO" "Adventure" hasn't been returned yet'."

Lu Mingfei coughed awkwardly: "How did you become the girlfriend of senior brother with facial paralysis?"

"Actually, it can't be considered dating, right? Well, when I was in junior high school, I was a cheerleader for the basketball team. I worked hard when cheering. Later, after Senior Brother Chu won the school next door, someone suggested that the cheerleading team draw lots, saying that Senior Brother Chu would achieve success. A wish of a person."

"Then you started dating?"

"It doesn't count, right?" Xia Mi scratched his head, "How dare I make excessive demands? So I asked Senior Brother Chu to treat me to an aquarium on the weekend and so on. I tried hard to use my 'two-dimensional beauty' The girl took advantage of him, and he actually said seriously, 'Maybe you and Lu Mingfei can become friends.'"

"We separated later, but he was still close to me and we became ordinary friends. However, someone who was jealous of me reported it to the teacher, and then the teacher forcibly separated us on the grounds that 'puppy love is prohibited' ”

Speaking of this, Xia Mi puffed up his chest proudly.

"Although there is no confession, we can be considered to be ex-boyfriends and girlfriends! It's the kind of relationship that the school teacher personally certified!"

"hiss--"

Lu Mingfei gasped, and then had to seriously consider that this serious and shameless personality might not have met a female version of Caddoc or Charlemagne, but a person with a changed personality. Own.

Look at this character! This hair is a bit brown!

You can tell at a glance that they are biologically related to you!

My dear, I am much more kind than the little devil who pretends to be the Riddler all day long.

Kazuko clenched her fists, wanting to hit someone.

[Akukoko’s ‘attitude’ towards Natsuya: 1D100=93 (?)]

However, Kazuiko looked at Xia Mi and saw her and Lu Mingfei having fun like crazy. She sighed and still didn't take action.

Just stepping on the wrong path.

Then he pushed Lu Mingfei away when he screamed strangely.

Kazuko actually doesn't want to do this kind of negotiation-related work, but her master is really unreliable. Although Kazuko doesn't care about Lu Mingfei's intimate behavior with Xia Mi, because she knows that their relationship It was just that they had similar interests, but Akuko decided to ask it herself.

what?

Of course it’s not an issue like Chu Zihang’s ex-girlfriend!

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Kazuko didn't believe those humans.

She had no intention of communicating with other ordinary people from the beginning.

Through serious communication with Xia Ya, Akuko confirmed:

"Including me, the last scene that all of us remember is that we were surrounded by a sudden fire, and then we came here as soon as we closed and opened our eyes, and the voice of the guy named BB came to our mind."

Xia Mi raised her hand, and a whirlwind condensed and dispersed in her hand.

"I have some special powers, plus my knowledge of mysticism, and received military training from the Chaldean Preparatory Class, so I helped others establish a stronghold."

"There is a store here, but there is no clerk. After we kill the monsters, it will drop a unit called 'BB Coin' like an RPG game. Those things can be used to buy supplies here, mainly some firearms and combat supplies. Dry food is enough, but regular junk food is prohibitively expensive."

Xia Mi said with a sad face: "I just want to drink a cup of Coke. I don't have carbonic acid, which will kill me, but I don't have enough money, so I can only try here to see if I can pry open the counter and exploit the system loophole to steal money." .”

When Lu Mingfei heard this, he remembered that he had just killed a large group of Chimeras, so he asked Xia Mi to teach him how to control them.

"The control is very simple, SAO knows that, right? This BB is just copying it. After passing this level, I won't be surprised if she says to us, 'It's just a game, but it's not a joke.'"

Xia Mi complained like a "two-thorned ape" while teaching Lu Mingfei how to operate and how to use virtual tokens to purchase transactions in this singularity.

Then Xia Mi saw the long string of zeros on Lu Mingfei's account.

The female enchantress suddenly changed her appearance, dragged Lu Mingfei to the carbonated drink counter, held his hand, and said pitifully: "One dollar, only one dollar!"

Lu Mingfei immediately waved his hand and said generously, "I'll buy you as much as you want!"

Even if Xia Mi accidentally spent all the money, it didn't matter. Lu Mingfei said that those Chimera monsters and the like were not enough in front of his invincible Platinum Star!

"If Crazy Diamond comes, we can even save money on medical supplies! As expected of Senior Brother Lu! Ah, Senior Brother Lu, there is an extremely expensive Chinese restaurant over there. I would like to have a duck blood vermicelli soup."

Lu Mingfei, who was so proud of the praise, waved his hand: "Buy! You can buy everything! We are not short of money, eat one portion and get one portion!"

"Oh! Boss Lu! Can we also contract the fish pond?"

"Of course! I've contracted it! I've contracted this restaurant! Now it's called Fish Pond!"

Seeing that it was rare for a beautiful girl to pick up on him like this, Lu Mingfei felt even happier.

Although Kazuko was speechless, she didn't know what to say.

In fact, everything that happened next went so smoothly.

The mission given by BB to the people here is to get on the train that will arrive at the station after the time countdown is over. The train will then carry the surviving players to the next location that BB calls the [official stage of the game].

The train named [CC1000 Train] arrived at the Chicago train station on time, and just like the usual routine of this type of game, countless groups of monsters swarmed in on time.

But these monsters have no idea what they are facing.

"What you are facing now! The S-class Master of Chaldea! The conqueror of Fuyuki's singularity! The commander of the Mobile Holy City! The substitute messenger with the invincible substitute Platinum Star! Lu Mingfei!"

Xia Mi screamed weirdly and flattered Lu Mingfei so much that he felt comfortable.

Because of Lu Mingfei's existence, a large amount of financial support has made everyone here armed to the teeth. What's more, Lu Mingfei also has a lot of experience accumulated in France. He exchanged funds for supplies and then decorated the entire Chicago train station with countless trap.

The game was directly adapted from a survival game like "Land of 4 Survival" and turned into a tower defense game by Lu Mingfei.

Naturally, no one died, everyone survived, and they got on the train to the [official stage of the game].

On the train.

Lu Mingfei enjoyed the feeling of being praised. His old classmates spontaneously gathered around him and formed a team with him as the center, similar to the "Guards".

Actually it's not surprising.

The core of this team is Lu Mingfei, so people who are related to Lu Mingfei naturally have a higher status. Even though Lu Mingfei couldn't actually name a few of these so-called old classmates.

But Lu Mingfei didn't care about this either.

Because there were a lot of people in the train, and Xia Mi took Lu Mingfei to various social events and listened to them preaching about themselves, Kazuko felt a little unbearable, so she left the car alone and ran to the roof to blow some air.

At this moment, Xia Mi secretly dragged Lu Mingfei and hid in a corner.

"Senior Brother Lu, I actually wanted to ask you before, is this senior Kazuo your Heroic Spirit Servant?"

Lu Mingfei, who was in a daze, did not react: "Servant? No, Senior Kazu is also a Master."

"Senior Brother Lu, haven't you noticed? Although Senior Kazuko's name sounds Japanese, she has been speaking in Chinese, and her pronunciation is still the kind of Chinese that sounds like the pre-Qin region."

"Ah? Is there any? I've always turned on the translation machine, so I'm not very clear." Lu Mingfei looked like he wasn't very smart, "So Senior A mustard is still our fellow countryman? But is there any problem with this?"

Xia Mi couldn't help but cover his face: "I thought that Senior Brother Lu was hiding something on purpose. Did I understand it wrong? Aren't you hinting at me?"

"Hint?" Lu Mingfei felt strange, "What's the hint?"

". Mustard seed, this name obviously refers to the alias of a kind of poppy flower, 'Hina mustard seed'. This flower also has a name - 'poppy poppy'"

"Senior Brother Lu, didn't you mention that Senior Kazuo planned to summon the heroic spirit Xiang Yu? These connections made me think that you were hinting to me that Senior Kazuo was actually the servant you summoned, and his real name is 'Yu Ji'."

"Yes, the one from 'Farewell My Concubine'."

Lu Mingfei said heartily that I didn't even think of this myself, how could you actually figure out so much?

"How do you describe this situation?"

Xia Mi sighed and said smoothly: "Di Hua, a reference to "The King of the Immortal"."

"Yes! You, Dihua, Kazuko is a member of the elite group A in the Master. Where is the heroic spirit Yu Ji? Speaking of which, Lao Luo is also a descendant of Solomon, so Akuzu-senpai must be in a similar situation. They must be descendants of Yu Ji and Xiang Yu."

Lu Mingfei gave what he thought was a reasonable explanation, and then asked casually:

"Speaking of which, what about you? Do you have any heroic spirits you want to summon?"

"Attila, I plan to summon Attila."

Xia Mi also said casually. I don’t know if it’s true or false.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it. I haven't prepared any holy relics anyway, and the summoning of heroic spirits you mentioned seems very unreliable. Alas, Senior Brother Lu, please tell me again. You have experienced all the singularities before. Something happened."

←to be continued!