Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

70. Da 咩 咩 ～ Da 咩 yo ～

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[‘Caesar’ and ‘Saber’]

Caesar certainly has the adaptability of Saber's job, and he knows this very well. After all, he is somewhat famous for possessing the legend of the golden magic sword.

However, to be clear, although it is not impossible to fight as Saber, I still feel that "this style is not suitable for me."

It seems that for this arbitrary reason, Caesar from Saber has a particularly outrageous body shape.

"That's it, the so-called mid-life crisis. In addition to being bald, you are also gaining weight, right?"

That ridiculously fat body seemed to be his means of protest.

However, even so, Caesar can naturally fight as a qualified Saber if he wants to.

Rather, even though he had gained such a fat figure because he did not want to go to the battlefield himself, Caesar, who displayed ultra-high-intensity combat power with that figure, was filled with a sense of terror and oppression on another level.

The real idea seems to be:

"I don't want to fight, I don't want to fight, I don't want to fight. Don't heroic spirits reflect on their own lives after death? Now I understand Sura's original thoughts, so I am not interested in fighting. I would rather Hug your child, child."

Even so.

But when needed, Saber Caesar can still fight well, right? After all, even with that kind of body shape, even if he weakened himself due to boredom, Caesar still has terrifying data of A strength, B durability, and agility.

The super flexible fat man with strange powers is terrifying to think about.

In the final analysis, no matter how powerful Saber Caesar is, what Caesar wants to prove may just be that in other job agencies, even if there is no job agency correction, he will be - or will be stronger.

"It's not so much that I don't want to fight, but I simply don't like Saber as a job agency. Because it is objectively the best job agency, so when I use this job agency, I feel like 'it's powerful because of the job agency's characteristics.'" I feel like that, so I’m more suitable for other job agencies, such as Rider or something. If I were Rider, I would definitely be able to call out my subordinates, right?”

"Lepidus, Antony, and of course Octavian, if they can study the terms of the heroic spirit system, it is not impossible to summon Cleopatra, right? Since they can all summon Cleopatra Now that Petra is here, it’s not impossible for Caesarion to come too, right?”

"So Master, please join me in writing a letter of protest to the Heroic Soul Seat——"

——Like this, Caesar would use such rhetoric to make his outrageous behavior seem somewhat reasonable.

The ability to confuse people has not disappeared even as a job agent for Saber, who is in mid-life crisis and has gained serious weight. Rather, it is more impressive to say that he can still easily coax girls with that attitude.

What has changed is only the appearance, the inside has not changed at all. Caesar has a strong mental power that is worthy of the emperor. Even the Heroic Soul Seat cannot change him in the slightest.

The most suitable job for him is of course Rider, but in this game, the more special Ruler job is introduced.

That is to say.

Since there is no need to protest against Saber's employment agency, Caesar appears as his youthful self.

"Why youth? Of course it's because I worked as a lawyer when I was this age. Although everything went wrong because I was targeted by the Sulla party, I still feel that these days are worth being proud of. After all, I owed A lot of money, so much that you can’t afford to pay it back—”

"Eh? Master, do you think this is dark history? No, no, no, I think this is proof that I am very powerful. Think about it, being in that kind of family - in fact, our family had no I was really prosperous - and then I was targeted by Sulla party members. Even though I was heavily in debt, I could still continue to cheat money with this mouth. Doesn't this mean that I am particularly eloquent!"

"So I'm not unqualified as a lawyer, I'm just being targeted!"

Like this, it is obviously not a good thing, but Caesar can easily turn the bad things into good ones and wash the briquettes into white. It even makes people feel surprisingly convincing and a little admirable.

Because he is still in his youth, his appearance is naturally at the peak of 'handsomeness'. After all, he is a handsome man who is considered to be the incarnation of the goddess of beauty, Venus.

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After listening to Caesar brag about the embarrassing things in his youth with relish, Lu Mingfei was shocked to realize that he had actually written down a lot of the history of Sulla in ancient Rome.

Youdao is that interest is the best teacher. Lu Mingfei himself is not interested in this kind of history, but Caesar is really eloquent, especially with his emotional body language and facial expressions. With just one mouth, Lu Mingfei even felt a little immersive.

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but gasped: "Is this the so-called 'ventriloquism'?"

Of course, the most important thing is that even if you put aside the changing historical background, the story of that era from Caesar's personal perspective is indeed interesting.

Caesar's most famous relationship is naturally his story with Cleopatra.

It is also the stereotype that most people have about Caesar's relationship and private life.

But just listening to Caesar's own story like this, Lu Mingfei actually felt that Caesar was a particularly infatuated person who was actually very loyal to his feelings, especially when he heard Caesar say that he was persecuted by the Sulla party and was forced to "If you don't follow When our daughter here gets married, you will be killed!" Caesar would rather run away with his wife Cornelia than marry again and live up to his feelings for Cornelia.

Although if you think about it carefully, Caesar let himself go emotionally after Cornelia's death, but if you only listen to Caesar telling the story of his youth, the impression is completely different.

Not to mention the siren ladies gathered around her, even Lu Mingfei listened with interest.

The First Emperor also had to say: "You are still better at making up stories."

To be precise, the fact that the story is so interesting is great, right?

The First Emperor himself was a little troubled, feeling that he didn't understand how to have a good relationship with these 'Western beauties'.

--so

What is the situation now?

If Lu Mingfei had to describe it, this situation would be described as a 'friendship', right?

This is probably what happened.

After the Chaldean Adventure Group arrived at the hotel with the KTV sign, they were warmly welcomed by nine, or to be precise, 9+1 siren ladies.

These young ladies, who always appear as sirens in legends, have a passionate attitude and a hungry look in their eyes.

Lu Mingfei even thought that they were visiting the Cowherd's shop, and that he and others were the Cowherds who came to the door - why was this metaphor so weird?

Anyway, that's probably what happened.

In this strange building, there are all kinds of entertainment facilities, from luxury rooms to cinemas to bars to hunting grounds to various music rooms. There are even hot springs that can add various buffs to those who enter it. ,

In short, everything related to 'communication' is available here.

The Siren ladies warmly entertained everyone.

Then in the name of "you can play whatever you want", Kadoc, Miyu, Irisviel, Kiyohime, Akuko, and Drake were directly kicked out.

Specifically, they were driven directly into the guest room area.

He just needed the words "Don't get in the way" written on his face.

By the way, Shinji ran away because he had no interest in this kind of thing at all and wanted to go to the video game area instead of socializing.

Master Ka saw that there were complete computer equipment here and lost interest in this aspect of things, so he felt it was inappropriate.

Drake was wandering around curiously.

The way Chloe looked at Illya, and the way Akuko and Qingji looked at Lu Mingfei made Lu Mingfei feel on pins and needles.

Su Xiaoqiang and Miss He. Well, actually, except for Akuko and Kiyohime, who are a bit socially anxious, Irisviel, Chloe, Su Xiaoqiang, Miss He (Lucy), Lenis, Gray , after being at a loss after being driven away at first, they reacted and joined forcefully under the leadership of Su Xiaoqiang and Chloe.

Joined the Siren ladies.

What kind of sorority is this with an extremely imbalanced male-female ratio?

Kiyohime had no intention of joining if she couldn't beat them. She only wanted to deal with her opponents from a biological level. Specifically, she wanted to use fire to turn all the siren ladies into grilled fish - or grilled sparrows.

As a result, he was blocked by the siren ladies and was forced to disconnect the network cable. He was unable to appear in the siren stronghold and could only return to Chaldea with a curse.

Kazuko, who didn't like noisy things, retreated into Lu Mingfei's shadow again, maybe planning to sleep again?

Then it’s time for both men and women to show off their magical powers at the sorority——

Speaking of which, it seems that a few people were missing in the previous judgment.

[Miss Siren vs. Lenis: 1D100+10 (Although she is often ignored because of her temperament, Lenis is also a 149cm girl with a body shape) = 100+10=110 (?)]

[To Weber: 1D100=47]

[To Kenneth: 1D100=26]

Well, that's probably it.

Although the actual situation is that Caesar dominates.

It can only be said that Caesar is the man who perfectly suits the preferences of these siren ladies, right?

Caesar's own story-telling ability was also outstanding, and Lu Mingfei was fascinated by it.

Let us first ignore those Irisviel and others who joined the Siren ladies.

Apart from Caesar, the most eye-catching ones are Lenis and Illya.

It's not like Caesar actively exuding male hormones. Illya's personality makes people think that she is particularly fun to be bullied, so she passively becomes the kind that is liked by a small number of siren ladies.

Lenis quickly became familiar with the siren ladies and became a "best friend" who gave them advice.

Although because of her poisonous tongue, the damaged Kong Ming and Kenneth became unpopular and were immediately kicked out of the game.

However, Kenneth is very much in love with his fiancée Sola, so he has no interest in this kind of activity at all, and Webb, Webb...

After investigating the guest rooms and testing the bedding, it was confirmed that "these beds have special divine protection, which can make anyone who comes into contact completely relax and fall into a peaceful sleep. Objectively speaking, it is a very perfect conditioning."

In this way, Weber, or Kong Ming, fell down on the soft quilt before he could finish his last words during the investigation.

Gray was not interested in such activities and was worried about Kong Ming's physical condition, so she stayed with him and did not participate in the activities.

Oh yes, I almost forgot, there is Iskander.

[To Iskander: 1D100+50=100+50=150 (huh?)]

ah?

Ah, uh... this is probably what happened.

Strictly speaking, Iskandar is actually the most popular one. He seems to be very interested in this kind of thing.

[Iskandar’s interest in ‘friendship (blind date)’:: 1D100=81]

In short, Iskandar got rid of Teacher Kong Ming's casual education, let himself go, and completely immersed himself in the activities.

It makes people a little confused about where he is.

However, he enjoyed it very much. Whether it was close contact with the siren girls or whether he was being teased or being teased, he was very proactive, including listening to Caesar bragging and telling stories.

There seems to be a class among the Siren ladies. The pretty boy Iskandar was targeted as a 'prey' by someone who looked like the eldest sister from the beginning, and the other good sisters wisely avoided it. Get up close and personal with Iskandar.

Lu Mingfei looked at that look and felt that if Teacher Kong Ming didn't get up to stop him, Iskandar might roll onto the same bed as someone else tonight.

Anyway, Lu Mingfei treated this so-called social event as a Caesar story party.

However, anyone who has participated in such activities knows that the most boring and unlucky people in such activities are not the people who are kicked out from the beginning, but the marginalized people.

It is also commonly known as ‘background board’ and ‘atmosphere group’.

Lu Mingfei actually participated in many such activities when he was in high school. After all, Shilan Middle School is somewhat like a private aristocratic school. There are many rich people, and it is normal for young people to get together to have fun. Lu Mingfei You will be involved whether you like it or not - he is in the old atmosphere group.

Lu is actually quite self-aware. In the past, when participating in this kind of event, he would go there shamelessly with the attitude of going to eat and drink. There is nothing wrong with being in the atmosphere group. As long as you are thick-skinned enough, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. of.

As for Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei couldn't tell what Chu Zihang thought about this kind of thing. He was as expressionless as ever, but under the background of the over-enthusiastic hormone communicator Caesar, the taciturn young meat Chu Zi Navigation is naturally also very popular.

The most embarrassing thing about this kind of activity is the people who are alone and those who are not thick-skinned enough.

Mr. Lu said that he was very thick-skinned.

There was just one thing that Lu Mingfei didn't quite understand.

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but ask Roman and Leonardo: "Is this really okay for us? Just stay here and play? I thought we were here to find a way to get rid of these sirens?"

Roman explained to Lu Mingfei: "You are wrong, Mingfei. Although we are traveling with the underworld as the goal, there is no goal for us in the underworld. Our goal is to find Hecate, and Hecate only It will be hidden in the process of going to the underworld. Although it seems strange, we have now triggered the 'Siren Incident'. Events are opportunities, so we cannot avoid the event, but must solve the event. In this way, we can solve the event. In the process, we will gradually get closer to Hecate."

"Oh then how are we going to solve this siren incident?"

"I don't know" Roman was very honest, "Maybe it's enough to satisfy these Siren ladies? No matter what, let's try it first."

"It doesn't matter to me." Lu Mingfei scratched his head, "Compared to my type, the Caesar boss type is obviously more popular. I'll leave all the task of conquering the sirens to him. I can also go and fight with Drey. Let’s go to some interesting places with Captain Ke.”

"What do you want to say?"

Lu Mingfei spread his hands: "I want to win this game, and don't you think that if I follow Boss Caesar and others to enthusiastically participate in this kind of activity, won't it be in danger when I return to Chaldea?"

Roman glanced at the slowly rising indoor temperature in Chaldea, nodded, confirmed Lu Mingfei's idea, and then silently increased the cold air from the air conditioner.

There was no specific location for the social event, which was essentially a group of people surrounding Caesar and moving throughout the hotel's facilities.

It is worth mentioning that the most inexplicable thing about this place is that there are microphones almost everywhere - specifically, you can start singing karaoke anywhere and anytime you want, and it will even automatically start singing based on the atmosphere. Change the background music or something.

Lu Mingfei, who left midway to go to the toilet, looked at the microphone that appeared in front of him with some speechlessness.

God, can you sing karaoke in the toilet?

This design is so meaningless!

The speechless Lu Mingfei was delayed a little bit. In addition, he drank a little too much and had a slight stomachache, so he stayed in the toilet for a long time.

"So brother, if you didn't think you were a human being, you wouldn't have this boring little problem at all."

The Riddler spoke, ignoring the little devil.

When Lu Mingfei planned to return to the previous location, the bar area, he found that they had already left.

Maybe this is the tragedy of the marginalized character atmosphere group?

But it seems that Lu Mingfei is not the only one who is alone.

Among the Siren ladies, the petite one, and the one that Lu Mingfei cares about the most, is also alone - mainly because she is the only one among these crazy Sirens who lacks interest in social activities, and she seems to be the same. An atmosphere group that was forced to participate.

The girl's face was full of sorrow. She was holding a wine glass in her hand. The ice ball was sloshing in the champagne-colored liquid, making crisp sounds from time to time.

Lu Mingfei didn't realize that he didn't have any wild ideas.

Compared with issues such as the relationship between men and women, Lu Mingfei only felt that looking at the scene in front of him, he felt that this scene had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu, which made Lu Mingfei particularly want to complain.

I even want to play Kuroda Takaya's "Kurota (Like a Fool)", which is the most classic game in the Yakuza series.

Lu Mingfei felt that that song was particularly suitable for the feeling the lonely Miss Siren gave him -

Maybe it's some kind of stereotype that makes Lu Mingfei feel that this scene of being alone is a bit like being drunk after losing love, or maybe the other party does exude a strong aura of a 'lost dog who was dumped'? As a result, just when Lu Mingfei thought this, the building responded to Lu Mingfei's thoughts, and the music of "ばかみたい" actually started playing according to the atmosphere.

Lu Mingfei, who originally wanted to leave just like that to chase the big team, or to remind the lonely girl who was in a daze, suddenly felt the urge to sing something after hearing the music of this classic old song.

Is this also the weird setting of this weird facility?

Lu Mingfei, the atmosphere group member who thought that there was a boss Caesar in the main force and it didn't matter whether he was there or not, came to the lonely Miss Siren who was also in the atmosphere group.

Lu Mingfei felt that maybe he saw the shadow of his past in her.

Just, I didn't have any unreasonable thoughts, I wanted to comfort her, or give him a hand or something.

"Brother, do you know? The more lonely a person is, the easier it is to empathize with someone who is even more lonely and miserable than themselves. By giving a little help, they feel that they can get huge satisfaction from it, just like in It's like saying, 'At least I'm not the worst.'"

Lu Mingze's harsh words made Lu Mingfei frown, and he subconsciously scolded in a low voice: "Shut up!"

But here Lu Mingfei and Miss Luo Lingfei were alone, and their voices, no matter how low they were, were so harsh that they attracted the attention of the local government.

The lonely lady frowned and looked at Lu Mingfei with a somewhat displeased look, as if she thought Lu Mingfei was targeting her just now.

In this situation, Lu Mingfei could only pretend that nothing happened - music happened to be playing, so he took advantage of the situation and sang along in non-standard Japanese:

"Da, baa da baa~ da baa yo~"

The lonely lady looked at Lu Mingfei who was singing awkwardly with a look on Shen Jingbing's face.

——to be continued!

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