Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Tony's house, inside the Justice League base.

Lu Mingfei looked at the screen suspended above the round table in confusion. It displayed a waveform chart, and the amplitude changed with Natasha's voice on the phone.

Although Natasha was contacting him through Tony now, the timing was such a coincidence that Lu Mingfei suspected that she had discovered his presence. After all, he showed up at Tony's house and then went home for a day before coming again. Tony's family didn't deliberately hide his whereabouts, so it was normal for SHIELD's intelligence capabilities to find that he appeared again.

"What are you looking for Lu Mingfei for?" Tony asked.

"Is he back?" Not sure if it was an illusion, but Lu Mingfei always felt that there was a bit of irritability in Natasha's tone, "Stark, let Lu Mingfei answer the phone!"

Lu Mingfei looked confused. He didn't know why Natasha's tone was so harsh - I shouldn't have offended her recently, right?

Tony looked at Lu Mingfei and gave him a "you decide" look. Lu Mingfei hesitated and said, "Natasha?"

"You are indeed back!" Natasha's voice suddenly rose an octave, even with a hint of gnashing of teeth, "Do you know that because of you, I haven't had a good night's sleep in two months?"

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei was even more puzzled, "What does your insomnia have to do with me?"

"What insomnia? Don't you know what the result of your fight in New York was?" Natasha covered her face on the other side of the phone.

"What other consequences could there be? Didn't I save the entire New York?" Lu Mingfei said modestly, "Natasha, you don't need to thank me. As an earthling, resisting alien invaders is what I should do. Aegis If the bureau and the government really want to thank me, they can just give me a few hundred million bonuses and erect a few bronze statues for me... By the way, can my bronze statue be erected next to the Statue of Liberty?"

Natasha on the other side of the phone was silent for a moment, and the only sound was the sound of deep breathing.

After a moment, Natasha spoke again: "There is a statue, but it was not erected for you by us, but by your believers. It was not erected next to the bronze statue, but in the church."

"Huh? Believers...church?" Reminiscing about his actions in the Battle of New York, Lu Mingfei suddenly had an ominous premonition, "Natasha, what is going on? Can you explain it in detail?"

"Of course," Natasha gritted her teeth. "As for the fact that you saved New York, I would like to express my gratitude on behalf of SHIELD, but... couldn't you make less noise when you saved New York? Even if the noise cannot be small, Oh, at least don't read the Bible, right? Do you know that after the war, the whole New York people believed that God had performed a miracle? More than three-quarters of the New York citizens became God's, oh no, yours Believers, and made your half-human, half-dragon image into a statue."

"There are also a group of fanatics among these believers who broke into the original church and put your statue in the center, saying that you are the real God and want to expel those false gods. Now even if you get a tattoo in New York, you will have dragon scales. Tattoos with patterns are more expensive than other tattoos." Natasha's tone revealed deep fatigue, "From the day you showed your 'miracle', S.H.I.E.L.D.'s phone calls have been called by those politicians and people all over the world. The cathedral in the Vatican was blown up and the Pope personally called the director of the Vatican and asked him to severely punish the 'false gods who pretend to be God'."

"Then the director transferred all the pressure he received to me, saying that you have the best relationship among SHIELD agents and that I have full responsibility for this matter. He gave my phone number to those who strongly demanded that you be dealt with. ," Natasha's voice was hoarse, "In the first half month, my phone calls never stopped ringing!"

Lu Mingfei:...

Although he had already made similar assumptions when Natasha mentioned the statues and believers, it was only now that he heard Natasha's description that he realized how great the impact he had left at that time.

wrong! It has nothing to do with him, it was clearly the little devil who tricked him! If the little devil hadn't insisted on reading lines from the Bible, he wouldn't have been so misunderstood! It's all the little devil's fault!

Next time we meet, let him dress up as a woman to apologize!

Lu Mingfei silently made a note to the little devil in his mind.

"Lu Mingfei, what do you think, why do you want to cosplay God?" Natasha asked weakly.

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain. He couldn't say "I made a deal with the devil."

"Forget it, I can't tell you on the phone. You can come to my house right away, or I can go to yours. We can talk in person. I have to continue to deal with your affairs. There is another call from the Vatican..." Nata After Sha said this, she hung up the phone.

The conference room fell into silence again.

Lu Mingfei looked at the other people: "Why didn't anyone tell me about this?"

After he returned home, he spent the whole day writing out the source code of Norma in his memory. He didn't surf the Internet, so naturally he didn't know the news. Although the maids in his family should know about it, in the eyes of the citizens, "God" is his half-dragon form, and it's only normal that the maids don't recognize him as "God".

But it’s impossible for Tony and the others not to know.

"Well," Tony said, "I was going to tell you, but don't listen to Natasha's scary words. In fact, this matter is not that serious. The priority is to form the Illuminati... Well, after After forming the Justice League, I was going to finalize the matter of the Justice League first and then tell you, but I didn’t expect Natasha to call me.”

"Isn't it serious?" Lu Mingfei asked, "I heard from Natasha that the impact is quite big."

"The impact is indeed great, but overall it is a relatively good impact for us," Tony said. "First of all, Steve's image has been sublimated like never before during the battle in New York. Coupled with the promotion of the movie, he All of a sudden, he has gained overwhelming support among this presidential candidate. Even if we do nothing until the election, Steve should be able to be reliably elected president."

"The second thing is that your image after transforming into a dragon is considered by people in New York to be God. Well...some people think you are Jesus. In short, you are a god in their eyes," Tony said, "This is also a good thing, although the god The Shield may come to trouble us under pressure from all parties, but just ignore them. Even if other churches want to use public opinion to smear your image, we can fight back. Anyway, the war of public opinion is nothing more than comparing who has more money. It’s just a matter of comparing who has better skills. With Jarvis here, we will definitely not be the ones who suffer. Besides, you have shown a real ‘miracle’ and all New Yorkers will support you unswervingly.”

"I don't want to be a god..." Lu Mingfei complained.

"But you have been put on the altar, and anyway, they believe in your half-dragon, half-human image," Tony said, "As long as you don't become that state, no one will find out that you are 'God'. It will not affect your normal life."

"It makes sense..." Lu Mingfei nodded.

"And when necessary, if Steve's approval rating drops, you can use the identity of 'God' to give him a wave of 'blessings', and then he will be the destined president," Tony added, " Well... Fury might be a little unhappy then, but who cares what he thinks? Do you care?"

Dr. Banner was the first to shake his head - he was not familiar with Fury at all, not to mention that SHIELD had helped the police hunt him down.

Lu Mingfei and Steve also shook their heads.

"Look, everyone is happy." Tony spread his hands.

…

"Ah... sneeze!" Fury, who was far away in the helicarrier, sneezed hard.

…

At the same time, in the SHIELD headquarters building, Alexander Pierce's office.

Sitwell stood in front of Alexander's desk, respectfully awaiting orders.

"The Sokovia branch wants to obtain Deadpool's breeding technology from us, and also wants to lend Professor Lizard to help them breed Deadpool..." Alexander stared at Sitwell with cold eyes, "Sitwell, you how to think?"

Alexander's eyes seemed to weigh heavily on Sitwell's heart, and sweat broke out on his bald head.

When the Chitauri invaded New York, all the hundreds of dead warriors they had worked hard to cultivate were summoned by Lu Mingfei and turned into an army. After the war and Lu Mingfei disappeared, they also tried to find those who had been thrown into the army. Deadpools on the battlefield, but found that most of those Deadpools died in the battle, and those who did not die also quickly weakened and died after the war. Only a few particularly powerful Deadpools were recovered by Tony Stark, and they were not easy to stand. Grab it on the bright side.

As a result, the huge amount of money they invested in researching and manufacturing Deadpool instantly came to naught, and the loss was so huge that it was almost a crippling injury.

As the direct person in charge of the project to create Deadpool, Sitwell had to bear the primary responsibility and was severely punished by Alexander.

Now that he heard Alexander mentioning the plan to create Deadpool again, Sitwell wanted to get rid of these things quickly: "I think Deadpool is completely out of control. We should no longer put energy and funds on Deadpool. If the Sokovia branch wants it, let them provide a sum of funds and transfer it to them, which will just make up for our financial losses."

Hydra has many branches around the world, and the Hydra lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D. is just one of its branches. The Hydra in Sokovia is equivalent to their "peers" from a certain perspective. It's just that the relationship between everyone is relatively independent, and the relationship is not that close. Naturally, if you want something, you have to give the other party a sufficient price.

"Loss of funds..." Alexander's expression was sinister, "You also know that we have a huge financial deficit! Because of your damn plan to create Deadpool, our capital chain once fell into a crisis of rupture. In order to maintain the capital chain , I even lent the scepter I obtained from the alien named Loki to the Sokovia branch for research, asking them to provide us with funds. If Fury finds out that the scepter is missing, he will ask for it again. I suspect there is a mole...Who do you think caused all this?!"

Didn't you also have a hand in making Deadpool? Have you just taken away all your responsibilities? Sitwell complained in his heart, but he did not dare to contradict Alexander openly, so he could only follow his words and said: "Although it is a risk to lend the scepter, the Deadpool Project and Professor Lizard are indeed worthless. Let them Selling it to the Sokovia branch is just a waste. Even with our technology, we can't seize the supreme control of Deadpool, and their efforts are just in vain."

"Well..." Alexander nodded, "Then I'll leave it to you. Remember, to get as much money back as possible, we should still focus on the 'Insight Project' and wait until the three helicarriers are upgraded. Sora, we can kill anyone in the world.”

"But Lu Mingfei..." Sitwell was a little worried.

"Don't worry, according to the intelligence collected by SHIELD, Lu Mingfei's physical fitness is not that strong when he does not activate his super powers. The high-explosive bomb on Deadpool previously injured him. As long as the aircraft carrier is around If you pour enough firepower in a short period of time, you can naturally kill him before he uses his super powers." Alexander said calmly.

"Understood," Sitwell nodded, "I'm going to discuss the transaction with the Sokovia branch about Deadpool and Professor Lizard."

"Yeah." Alexander nodded.

…

Tony's house.

After the Justice League was established and held a brief meeting to determine some simple charters and contact information, Steve and Dr. Banner left Tony's house because of something.

Steve is now a presidential candidate. Although his support rate has been overwhelming, he still dare not relax, so he is busy all day long.

Dr. Banner is not so busy, but Strange is still learning magic from him, and he has to go back and continue teaching Strange.

Lu Mingfei originally planned to go home and wait for Natasha to go to his house to find him, but Tony grabbed him and led him into another secret passage.

"What's going on? Tony, when did your family build so many secret passages and secret rooms?" Lu Mingfei and Tony walked in an all-metal underground passage and complained, "I feel like you are becoming more and more like a villain. , a good home has almost been transformed into an underground base by you."

"I can't help it. There are too many secrets in my home. Ever since Deadpool's sample data was suspected to be leaked, I transformed my home into a super fortress. As a result, I really caught several unidentified intruders, but they all seemed to be They are dead soldiers. After being caught, they immediately took poison or activated the micro bombs in their bodies to commit suicide. I didn't have time to interrogate them." Tony said.

"The Ark Reactor and your armor alone are enough to get you targeted by any organization in the world." Lu Mingfei complained.

"Not only that, but also..." Tony led Lu Mingfei to a closed metal door, "See for yourself."

Standing in front of the metal door, Tony verified his palmprint, iris and voiceprint, and then the door slowly opened, revealing a pure white room at the back. The center of the room was empty, but there were six boxy ones around it. Huge freezer.

"What is this?" Lu Mingfei was curious.

"Follow me," Tony walked to the largest freezer. After some manipulation, the freezer opened, "Let's take a look."

Lu Mingfei looked down and couldn't help but widen his eyes, blurting out "fuck".

There is a thick layer of transparent ice in the freezer. The ice has almost no air bubbles, so you can clearly see the frozen creature inside - a Deadpool who was strengthened by Lu Mingfei on the battlefield in New York.

Before leaving, Lu Mingfei hesitated whether to kill all the Deadpools.

After all, although the Deadpool Legion is easy to use, his ability to control Deadpool is limited. Under normal circumstances, he has to look at Deadpool before he can give orders, and if he does not give orders again for a long time, Deadpool will gradually lose control. , requiring him to control it with his gaze again.

In order to prevent these Deadpools from getting out of control and going on a killing spree in New York after he left, Lu Mingfei gave most of the Deadpools the order to "die", but at Tony's request, he left six Deadpools as research subjects. , before returning to his own world, he gave the experimental Deadpool an order not to move. Then Tony injected Deadpool with a super powerful tranquilizer and froze him at low temperature to prevent Deadpool from losing control.

At the same time, Tony also promised that when studying Deadpool, he would wear a suit and have Dr. Banner present with him. This way, even if there is an extremely slim chance that Deadpool suddenly attacks, he will be greeted by a cute person. A loving hug from a large green baby—a hug that would make Deadpool burst into tears on the spot.

Deadpool was left to Tony by himself. Logically speaking, he shouldn't be surprised to see Deadpool, but the Deadpool that appeared in front of him was beyond Lu Mingfei's expectations, and it could even be said to be beyond his understanding— —

Lying in the freezer is the most powerful one among the deadpools. After being strengthened by Lu Mingfei, its power has exceeded that of most ordinary pure-blood dragons, and its shape also has a lot of dragon characteristics, such as With its thick limbs, powerful long tail and huge membrane wings, its appearance is almost the same as that of a real dragon.

But the difference from before is that its limbs are now obviously made of metal, and half of its face has become metal, as if it is wearing half a metal mask. One golden pupil has become an electronic eye, and the root of the dragon wing behind it There were two more thrusters, the bone spurs at the end of the long tail turned into sharp metal knives, and there was a reactor embedded in the chest... which seemed to be the same type of reactor as Tony's.

If Lu Mingfei had to find a suitable adjective for the creature in the freezer, it would probably be "a miniature version of Mechanical Greymon."

"Tony, what did you do?!" Lu Mingfei looked at Tony in horror.

"Banner and I modified it so that it combines the advantages of biology and machinery." Tony rubbed his chin and looked at Lu Mingfei, "Mingfei, what do you think, we mass-produce these things and arm them into How about a legion?”

Lu Mingfei:? ? ?

"Holy crap!" Lu Mingfei took two steps forward and looked at Tony with concern: "Tony, you haven't suddenly awakened the personality of some genius evil scientist, right? How about we go see a psychiatrist? "

Tony:? ? ?