Madam, protect me!
Chapter 20 Rescue
Li Nuo's eyes narrowed slightly.
The wife had prepared a pair of jade ruyi, but now it turned into two stones.
Someone replaced their birthday gifts!
He immediately glanced at the maid who had already retreated. The little maid's expression was normal. It shouldn't be her. As a servant of the Song family, she didn't have the courage to do such a thing.
The focus now is not who replaced the birthday gifts.
At this moment, everyone's eyes were on them, waiting for the two to come forward to celebrate the birthday. If they really sent these two stones, not only would they lose face, but they would also disrupt the old lady's birthday banquet, and the consequences would be even more serious.
Song Jiaren obviously thought of this, and her pretty face, which was always calm and indifferent, also showed a little helplessness.
Li Nuo's brain was working fast, thinking about how to get through the difficulties in front of him. At this moment, everyone was looking at them. It was definitely too late to prepare again. Otherwise, he would go up and perform a talent?
But he didn't have many talents, and they were all other people's. He couldn't go up and perform combing hair or kicking shuttlecock for the old lady...
If it didn't work, fancy kicking shuttlecock was also possible. At this moment, he had already choreographed a set of movements in his mind. When he turned around and prepared to borrow Song Muer's shuttlecock, his eyes swept over Song Qian's gentle husband, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed through his mind...
Just when Song Jiaren was at a loss, her hand was suddenly held by someone.
Li Nuo took Song Jiaren's hand, walked to the old lady, and said with a smile: "Jiaren and I also have a poem to dedicate to the old lady, wishing the old lady a long life of daylilies and pine and crane..."
"Dedicate a poem?"
The guests in the field were slightly stunned when they heard this.
After all, the beautiful woman already had a gift in her hand, but his silly husband presented a poem for no reason. I don't know what's going on.
However, compared to this, what surprised them even more was that the most famous fool in Chang'an did not seem to be that stupid. He did not drool or giggle. He spoke fluently and pronounced clearly, and seemed to be no different from a normal person.
His appearance was outstanding. Putting aside his inner qualities, just looking at this face, he was really a good match for the proud daughter of the Song family.
"Dedicate a poem?"
Everyone in the Song family was shocked when they heard this.
They knew what level their daughter was at. Although the beauty had excellent martial arts talent, she did not like to read since she was a child. She could not even recognize many words, so it was impossible for her to write poems. Li Nuo's stupidity was even more famous in Chang'an. What kind of poem could the two of them write together?
In this respect alone, they were quite a match.
Daylily is long-lasting, pine and crane prolong life..., the couple could not think of these two sentences even if they thought about it for eight hundred years.
Could it be that Li Xuanjing taught them?
If the poem was written by Li Xuanjing for them, then everything would make sense.
At this moment, everyone in the Song family was extremely uneasy. It was not that they did not believe Li Xuanjing, but that they did not believe Li Nuo. Even if the poem was written by Li Xuanjing, his stupid son might not be able to recite it correctly.
The Song family had been preparing for the old lady's 60th birthday for a long time, and there could not be any mistakes.
Song Jiaren was also confused at this moment, but all she could do was to stand quietly beside Li Nuo.
Li Nuo looked at the old lady Song with a smile, and in a magnetic voice, he slowly recited: "Plant the five blessings of the door, and always cherish the first happy feast. From now on, I will smile in the spring breeze and become a long-lived immortal in the world."
As a liberal arts student, Li Nuo has dabbled in ancient poems out of interest.
He can recite some classic masterpieces handed down from generation to generation.
But as a very unpopular category of birthday poems, Li Nuo only remembers one.
To be precise, it is half a poem.
There should be a few more sentences between the first two sentences and the last two sentences of the poem he recited, but he couldn't remember them, so he could only make up a quatrain. Li Nuo even forgot the name of the author of the poem, vaguely remembering that his surname seemed to be Li.
He muttered in his heart, they are all from the old Li family, help them, save the emergency...
Hearing Li Nuo finish reciting the poem, everyone in the Song family finally breathed a sigh of relief.
God bless, he finally didn't make any mistakes.
They didn't understand whether this poem was good or not, but it sounded good, especially the last sentence, from now on, I will smile with the spring breeze, and be a long-lived fairy in the world, "spring breeze", "longevity", both smile and fairy, how auspicious...
It's worthy of Li Xuanjing, even if you don't understand poetry, you can hear that this should be a good poem.
At the same time, the guests of the Song family thought so too.
Especially those who understand poetry, they immediately felt the difference between this poem and the one of Song Qian's husband.
The first two sentences describe the birthday banquet scene, and the last two sentences are about blessings. The theme is clear and the context is clear. Especially the blessings in the last two sentences are catchy and sincere. I am afraid they can become famous sentences and be passed down from generation to generation...
It really deserves to be Li Xuanjing!
Someone couldn't help but speak.
"Good poem, good poem!"
"From now on, I will smile in the spring breeze and become a long-lived immortal in the world. If it goes as expected, these two birthday poems will be passed down through the ages..."
...
Although everyone in the Song family could hear that this poem was not bad, they did not expect that several guests who practiced Confucianism would give such a high evaluation to this poem that it would be passed down through the ages.
Life is only a few decades long, but it is just the two words of fame and fortune. Who doesn't want to be passed down through the ages?
So, the most valuable gift of the old lady's birthday banquet was this poem?
For a moment, everyone's eyes looking at Li Nuo and Song Jiaren changed slightly.
Li Nuo was not worried about the content of the poem.
What the ancients wrote can be passed down for hundreds or thousands of years, and when they are read by a modern person like him, their quality is naturally verified.
Among the guests of the Song family, there were obviously some knowledgeable people.
The crisis was resolved, Li Nuo thanked the elder of the old Li family, and was about to pull Song Jiaren away, when someone suddenly said, "You two, just give grandma a poem?"
Li Nuo turned his head and saw that the person who spoke was the woman named Song Qian.
She was the daughter of Song Jiaren's second uncle Song Lian, and Song Jiaren's cousin.
Everyone in the Song family changed their faces when they heard this.
Song Lian even wanted to sew his daughter's mouth shut.
A fool, who could recite the poem completely and did not disrupt the old lady's birthday banquet, was already thankful to God. She actually jumped out to make things difficult for him. Did she think that the birthday banquet was too smooth?
Old Madam Song laughed and helped Li Nuo and Song Jiaren out of the predicament, saying, "They are a family, so it is enough to give them the same gift. I like this poem very much. I give you this pair of pearls. I hope you will be happy and cherish each other in the future."
She took out the pearls given by Song Jin and his wife from the box with a smile, and put one in Li Nuo's hand and one in Song Jiaren's hand.
Song Lian breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that the old lady really likes this gift. Tonight, they are the first juniors to receive a return gift from the old lady.
Seeing that her grandmother defended Song Jiaren so much, Song Qian pouted and whispered, "They are a family, and others are also a family. Why are they special..."
Song Qian was extremely indignant.
Before Jiaren was born, she was the apple of the eye of the Song family.
Everyone spoiled her and coaxed her.
But after Jiaren was born, especially after she showed her amazing martial arts talent, she was the absolute focus wherever she went.
When it comes to Miss Song, people only think of Song Jiaren, and no one knows her Song Qian.
Therefore, she has disliked this cousin since she was a child.
The only thing that made her feel better was that she married a good husband, while Song Jiaren married a fool. Only when she thought of this, she would feel better.
Until tonight, when she saw Song Jiaren and her husband stealing the show at her grandmother's birthday party, Song Qian's sourness came up again, and she couldn't help but mutter.
Although Song Qian's voice was small, everyone around heard it.
The atmosphere in the birthday hall was a little awkward.
Song Lian's face was livid, but he couldn't scold his daughter in public, otherwise it would only ruin the atmosphere of the birthday party.
Just as this awkward atmosphere began to spread, Li Nuo coughed lightly and said, "In fact, the poem just now was written by Jiaren, and I have another poem dedicated to the old lady..."
Everyone in the Song family looked at Song Jiaren and didn't believe the first half of Li Nuo's words.
Jiaren can write poems, just like the sun rising from the west.
Could it be that Li Xuanjing had already anticipated the current situation, so he specially prepared two poems?
…
Strictly speaking, Li Nuo can recite two birthday poems.
This second poem is more famous than the first one, but it is a little special. There is a risk of angering the old lady to a cerebral hemorrhage, so Li Nuo ruled it out at the first time. Now he has no choice but to take it out.
Old Madam Song looked at Li Nuo kindly and said, "Then I would like to hear it..."
Li Nuo said with a smile, "Old Madam Song is not a human..."
Old Madam Song's smile froze on her face, and the guests in the birthday hall also froze in place, and the faces of the Song family changed drastically.
Damn it, the old lady's birthday banquet was messed up by this fool!
Song Lian was even more angry. It was all his daughter's fault. Why did she say that!
Before the Song family could make any move, Li Nuo pointed to the "Yao Chi Holy Mother Birthday Picture" hanging on the wall and continued, "Yao Chi Holy Mother Descends to the Earth."
Old Madam Song was stunned for a moment, and then the smile on her face became bright.
The Holy Mother of Yaochi is the head of the female fairies, a fairy, not a human. This sentence is certainly not an insult, but a compliment, which just hits her heart.
The Song family members also breathed a sigh of relief. Not to mention, this fool is quite good at complimenting people. The old lady believes in the Holy Mother of Yaochi the most, and this flattery is accurate.
However, before they could catch their breath, Li Nuo pointed his finger at Song Yu in the crowd and said, "All the descendants are thieves."
After Song Yu was stunned for a moment, his face showed anger. This damn fool just called him a dog, and now he called him a thief. This is intolerable. He immediately rushed out and prepared to drag him away first. This fool dared to make a scene at the old lady's birthday banquet. Let's see who dares to protect him!
Li Nuo pointed at the birthday peach that Song Yu had just presented and said, "Steal the peaches to present to your relatives."
Looking at Song Yu who was furious and strode to his side, Li Nuo showed a puzzled expression.
Others also looked at Song Yu.
The anger on Song Yu's face melted away in an instant, replaced by a concerned expression. He reached out to help Li Nuo straighten his collar, then turned to Song Jiaren and said, "Jiaren, you are really something. Your brother-in-law's collar is crooked, and you don't even help him straighten it..."
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