Magic!

Chapter 110 108. The magic items you made are so weird! ! ! (3k6)

Under Starfire's increasingly confused gaze, Russell took off the iron-black ring on his index finger and explained unhurriedly:

“So this is a na ring.

"In Chinese, the words represented by 'accommodate' and 'cry' are homophones, which creates distortions."

Starfire nodded thoughtfully. Although she, as the creator, did not understand Chinese, the original design of this ring had obvious characteristics of oriental craftsmanship. It is normal for Najie to have variations in the pronunciation of Eastern characters.

Russell picked up another silver robe on the table, shook it, and the smooth silk robe flowed down.

"What's this?"

"Invisibility cloak."

Hearing this answer, Russell was a little surprised, because this robe only sold for one silver coin.

Even if you spend ten times this amount of money, you can't even buy a bottle of disposable invisibility potion. How can you buy an invisibility cloak?

Russell was doubtful, put on the invisibility cloak, and read out the trigger command marked on the sign.

The next moment, this bright silver soft robe disappeared.

Russell touched it and found that the robe was still on his body, but he couldn't see it.

"Wind Chime, can you see me?" Russell probably guessed what was going on and asked Wind Chime to confirm.

"You can see it." The wind chime replied.

"Then can you still see the invisibility cloak I just put on?"

"Can't see."

Russell confirmed his conjecture:

"It turns out it's really an invisibility cloak. No wonder it's so cheap."

Although the price is very cheap, this kind of genuine, innocent and literal invisibility cloak has very limited uses.

Russell began looking for other products.

He picked up a mahogany cane from the table that was as thick as a baby's arm and about half an arm long. The top of the mahogany cane is inlaid with a ruby, which is shining brilliantly.

"What is this? A lighting staff?"

"This is a wand for detecting extraordinary objects. As long as there are extraordinary objects within 3 meters, the ruby ​​on the top will glow..." Starfire replied hesitantly, but there was a bit of unconfidence in his tone.

Russell held his cane and stepped back several meters, keeping a distance from Xinghuo's stall and the surrounding stalls. He does not carry any extraordinary items with him today, which will not interfere with the detection results.

The ruby ​​on the top of the peach wood cane is still as bright as fire.

"Well, there may be something wrong with this cane now. It keeps glowing and won't go out. If you want to buy it, you can wait until I fix it." Starfire admitted sheepishly.

"You are worrying too much. Maybe there is no quality problem with this cane." Russell walked back to the table and speculated:

"But the wand that detects extraordinary objects is itself an extraordinary object, so it can always detect its own existence and always shine. If there are any flaws, it is in the logic of judgment."

Starfire nodded slightly awkwardly.

Suddenly, she felt a few waves rising from her spiritual lake, and her level of spiritual practice rose slightly.

Practice extraordinary spiritual feedback!

When Xinghuo came to the junior college to set up a stall, one of her goals was to find opportunities to practice the art of rare things, but unfortunately she didn't get anything for a long time.

But under Russell's explanation, she gained a deeper understanding of the mutation principles and crux of the extraordinary items she made, and actually received feedback on how to practice extraordinary things!

What a surprise.

The extraordinary items sold by Xinghuo are not very expensive. As a talent from the Institute of Higher Education, she actually doesn't care about a few academy coins. Being able to successfully practice extraordinary and get feedback means much more to her!

While her thoughts were wandering, Xinghuo looked at Russell, who was selecting items in front of the stall, feeling a little more expectant.

Russell didn't notice the change in Starfire, and then picked up a heart-shaped brooch.

"Is this a mind-reading brooch?" He remembered that he had seen the same style of extraordinary item in his occult class.

"Yes. Although the efficacy has changed slightly." Starfire's reply tone was a little more respectful than before.

"Mind-reading brooch! Can you hear what others are thinking? Show me!"

Wind Chime spent a second or two concentrating, allowing his soul to become more solid for a short time, allowing him to interact with surrounding objects. Then he took the brooch with great interest and wore it on his chest.

The moment the wind chime was put on the brooch, Russell heard a voice appear in his mind out of thin air.

"Hahaha, let me read it, what are Russell and the stall owner thinking?

"It's strange, I can't feel anything. Is there something wrong with this mind-reading brooch?

“That’s right, none of the things sold at this stall are reliable!

"When I first saw this stall owner, she said she was expelled from the Wuwuhui. He was so handsome! He must be a handsome and dashing boss.

"It turns out that the extraordinary items she created are more unreliable than the last. She is still pretending. Help, her character collapsed in a second!"

Russell glanced at the stall owner Xing Huo out of the corner of his eye and saw that her face was slightly blue, so she probably heard the same sound as him.

But Feng Chime didn't realize the problem yet, and stared at Russell again, continuing to play with the mind-reading brooch.

A new voice appeared in Russell's ears out of thin air:

"There is also Russell, who is equally unreliable. What he is best at is telling nonsense seriously! When he is making up nonsense, his face is still so calm and calm, and he can coax people into doing the same thing. Is he facial paralysis?

"Before, he asked me to learn how others play female ghosts. Do I need to learn? Do I need to learn?

"For such an arrogant guy, you should find an opportunity to scare him properly! Appreciate his unparalleled beauty when he is so frightened that he bursts into tears and loses consciousness.

"Oh, yes, his roommate Subway actually wants to use me as an air conditioner. It's so insulting. I need to find a way to get this bad breath back..."

Russell's face was calm and unfazed. He just coughed twice and stretched out his hand:

"Wind Chime, you'd better return the mind-reading brooch to me."

"Are you sure? This mind-reading brooch has no effect."

"Give me!"

Taking back the brooch from Feng Chime, Russell quietly walked up to Starfire's face while Feng Chime ran to study other items, and lowered his tone:

"So your mind-reading brooch allows the wearer to have his or her mind read by others?"

"Well, that's how it is now." Starfire looked away, trying to keep her expression calm, "Well, it allows you to save yourself the trouble of speaking, ignore the obstacles in language communication, and connect with your teammates... "

Starfire stopped talking, her face turning slightly red.

With her thick skin, she really can't make it up.

"Okay, I bought this one, as well as the previous invisibility cloak."

Starfire's pupils opened sharply.

Under Starfire's shocked gaze, Russell began to study other products.

What he picked up this time was a golden magic lamp with a distinct Arabic mythological style.

"Is this... a magical wishing lamp?"

Russell tried rubbing the surface of the magic lamp a few times just like in the myths and legends.

"Wait a minute, don't activate the magic lamp yet!" Starfire called to Russell, but it was too late.

Thick mist floated out from the wishing lamp and instantly gathered into a huge human shape.

"I am the Wishing Djinn, did you summon me?"

The djinn appeared in front of two people and one ghost. His lower body is made of blue clouds, and his upper body looks like a human in Arabic-style clothing.

"Since you summoned me, you must fulfill my three wishes!" The djinn pointed at Russell, being unreasonable.

"Oh." Starfire sighed, "Let's beat up the Djinn. This is the only way to make him reason."

What happens after that is easy to fix.

The wind chime used the illusion of disguise to look like Russell, attracting the attention of the djinn and making the djinn think that he could make 6 wishes.

Russell took out his cell phone and unleashed the mind-catching technique, shocking the djinn.

Showing the overwhelming power of a third-year student, Starfire easily beat up the djinn and stuffed him back into the lantern.

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In the following time, Russell studied more than a dozen extraordinary items at the Spark stall.

Russell studied all the products on the table. Xinghuo also took out a lot of novel products from the cabinet below, which gave Russell a new understanding.

There were several extraordinary items among them, which impressed Russell deeply——.

A dwarf flying hammer. According to legend, only dwarves can activate the flying hammer. Once the dwarf throws the flying hammer, the flying hammer will span thousands of meters and defeat powerful enemies.

In order to test the effect of the dwarf flying hammer, Starfire pulled a bearded dwarf student from the side to do the experiment.

The dwarf student with a rather bushy beard swung the flying hammer and, as expected, he flew out.

"It turns out to be the dwarf Flying Hammer."

Russell determined the principle and efficacy of the item, and surprisingly discovered that the flying hammer also had obvious characteristics of elf craftsmanship.

According to Starfire, she purchased the design of the dwarf flying hammer from an elf student. The elf swore that although the materials on the design drawings were very cheap, what was made was definitely a genuine dwarf flying hammer.

A healing staff.

It can provide sustained weak therapeutic effect and can be used 3 times a week.

The disadvantage is that the treated wound will be extremely itchy.

"It's nothing strange. Wounds will be itchy when they heal. Isn't this common sense? Although the therapeutic effect provided by this staff is weak, it is probably hundreds of times faster than the natural healing speed. Then, the wound will be itchy when it heals naturally. , not surprising.”

——This is Russell’s evaluation of this staff.

An umbrella.

This umbrella can only be opened on sunny days. When the umbrella is opened, it will rain inside the umbrella and get the user wet.

Unfortunately, the water created by this umbrella disappears after a few seconds, making it difficult to use.

A few bottles of boiled water.

The main effect is that drinking this boiled water will also make you gain weight, and the gain efficiency is about the same as eating the same amount of meat. It can solve the problem of users not gaining weight after drinking cold water.

A python staff.

A normal python staff can transform into a python to attack the enemy during battle. As a snake staff, it also symbolizes medical treatment and healing, and can slightly enhance some medical-related spells.

Of course, the above are the effects of the normal python staff.

The python staff in the Starfire booth seemed reluctant to fight after turning into a python. It always spoke strange English words, such as "if", "else", "print" and the like.

Russell, who was familiar with the principles of occultism and witchcraft, diagnosed the principle of variation at once based on the homophony rate and the symbolic meaning of language in the supernatural realm:

"I understand, the Staff of The Python is the Staff of The Python. So this is the Staff of Python, suitable for selling to programmers who use Python."

Xinghuo's native language is not English, and it took him a few seconds to realize that Python both means python and is a programming language.

A ring of spell resistance.

This ring does not really provide spell resistance to the wearer. It will only continue to read the following English after wearing it:

"r, e, s, i, s, t, a, n, c, e, Resistance!"

According to Russell's diagnosis, this is also a paranormal power deflection effect based on linguistics.

The ring understands spell in Spell Resistanc (spell resistance) from its original meaning of "spell" to "spell".

So this is a "spelling Resistanc" ring that will continue to spell the corresponding English word.

If more vocabulary can be introduced, it is very suitable for children under 4 years old in non-English speaking countries to learn English.

Beard grooming wand.

Keep your beard perfectly styled with just a touch of this wand.

The only minor drawback is that it only works on women.

At Russell's suggestion, Starfire gave it to a dwarf female classmate as compensation for her just flying out.

(P.S. Among the items appearing in this chapter, the Wand for Detecting Extraordinary Objects and the Python Staff were inspired by Internet jokes. The Najie Gang was adapted from the novel "Tao and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Code" and the two-dimensional cry of Na Na Na Na. The umbrella that makes it rain when you open it is from "Doraemon". The female dwarf with a beard is a stereotype setting in Western fantasy. It is a spoof version of "Dwarf Flying Hammer" and "Spell Resistance Ring", adapted from the older version of the board game DND. Corresponding items. We originally prepared other weird items, but spending too many chapters on one shopping episode will affect the rhythm of the story, so leave it to the second half of the volume.)