Manual of Space-Time Interference

"Big brother, your fists are so ruthless! You beat me down with one fist!" The black yellow-skinned man rubbed his shoulders and complained slightly.

Dialect looked at his fist, and was so excited that tears almost fell out. No wonder his appetite became bigger, and he thought it was the result of fitness. It turned out that this is my golden finger, it seems, a little weak...

His thoughts drifted to those senior transmigrators who destroyed the world with one punch, thought about their golden fingers, and compared their own.

Wooden fingers!

The word suddenly popped up in Dialect's mind. After thinking about it, it's good to have it, but what else should be bothered about.

"Big brother, you won't go crazy!" Huang Pizi looked at Fang Yan's stunned expression, and brought his face in front of Fang Yan.

"Fuck!"

Dialect put down his clenched fist, and said angrily to Huang Pizi: "Huangpizi, don't you know how greedy you are, a black-headed, dark-eyed person?"

"Tell me what to do with me."

Huang Pizi looked at the dialect and smiled embarrassedly, and replied, "I don't do anything, I just wonder why you, a Chinese person, have been locked up longer than me, come over and ask when I see you."

"It's none of your business. It's been a long time. The food inside is quite fragrant."

"It's really delicious!" Huang Pizi remembered the food he had eaten at the police station a few days ago, and licked his lips with nostalgia.

Dialect silently looked at Huang Pizi's nostalgic expression and said, "I think your head has been pinched."

"Big brother, you are different from us. In the eyes of many of us black people, prison is a paradise." Huang Pizi put away his hippie smile,

"Do you know who are the most people in the northwest besides machines and the army?"

"It's our skin color, and even in the city, our skin color is not acceptable."

Huang Pizi looked at the night sky and said lightly.

"Don't look at the fact that I have a very smooth conversation in Mandarin with you now. Our previous generation was miserable. When we immigrated here, there was nothing of value, and the language was difficult..."

"You know why I used a toy knife that day, because if it was a real knife, I'd be almost in the northwest now."

The northwest is now a desert, and the dialect has seen it when looking up information.

"And if it's a toy knife, even if I'm caught, at most I'll just do hard work to pay you back, and I'll cover it with food," Huang Pizi explained. "Brother, I'm sorry, I scared you that day."

Dialect looked at Huangpizi who sincerely apologized, smiled, and said, "It's okay, it's all over, we don't know each other if we don't fight."

"Big brother, you are one of the Chinese people." Huang Pizi raised his right hand and gave a thumbs up.

"Stop talking, let's go, let's go for a drink."

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"Big brother, don't say anything, I'm really, really happy to meet you, although, although you..." Huang Pizi said in a daze with half-open eyes.

"Hiccup!"

"Brother, I'll go first, next time, let's talk next time" Huang Pizi hiccupped and walked towards his home.

Facts have proved that the wooden finger not only brings a stronger body, the dialect that used to pour a glass of white wine is now sitting on the stool, watching the yellow leather staggering through the street and disappearing into the corner.

Standing up, shaking his body, Fang Yan shook his head, thinking about the news he asked from Huang Pizi just now, and walked towards the hotel.

I used to pour one cup, but now there are two cups.

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When I woke up the next day, the dialect didn't delay. I went directly to the bookstore to buy theoretical books on biology, mathematics and physics, and put them neatly in my backpack.

After stepping out of the hotel again, Dialect came to an auto repair shop, and at the same time he was relieved. Fortunately, in this era, cars are still repaired manually.

"Master, I'm a mechanical student at Jinghua University. For practical reasons, can I take a look here in the next two days and help you by the way."

Dialect found the forty or fifty-year-old master in the auto repair shop and said respectfully.

"Jinghua University, the young man is incredible!" Master Li looked at the dialect and praised.

"If you don't think it's troublesome, and you don't think my place is dirty, then you can just stay here and watch it. You can learn if you want. I don't dare to say anything else. In this area, my master Li's car repair skills are also among the best. ."

"How can you dislike it, Mr. Li, everyone knows your skills, I'll just watch and learn from here." Fang Yan replied flatly, looking at the corners of Mr. Li's mouth slightly raised, he knew that this matter could be accomplished .

"Young man, come and have a look. I'm repairing this Chery QQ2102 right now. Know what it is. Let me tell you, just twist this thing slightly, and the cover will..."

Master Li greeted the dialect, and while explaining, he quickly dismantled the Chery QQ2102, revealing his own skills, and also let the dialect nodded secretly, this master Li estimates that he is really the best car mechanic in this area. .

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For two days in a row, the dialect spent in Master Li's auto repair shop, and under the stunned eyes of Master Li, it took 8 minutes to disassemble the engine of a Chery QQ2102 version, and then it took 5 minutes The high-efficiency graphene battery was also removed, which caused Master Li's great sigh.

"The top students of Jinghua University are different. You are almost catching up with me in dialect."

"No way, without Master Li's teaching, I wouldn't have been able to familiarize myself with the various parts of this car so quickly." Dialect said modestly.

Master Li looked at the modest dialect in front of him and said with a smile, "Dialect, being modest is a good thing, but being too modest is not good. By the way, do you want two cups in the evening?"

"Then what, Master Li, it's 5 o'clock. I have to go back to school, so I won't bother." Fang Yan listened to Master Li's words and shook his head.

"Tsk, UU reading www.uukanshu.com you kid, let's go, let's go." Master Li waved his hand and let go of the dialect.

Dialect rushed out of the auto repair shop, breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted into the shop, "Master Li, I'll see you next time."

In fact, electric vehicles in this era have been highly modularized and simplified, which is why the dialect can remove the engine in 8 minutes.

Back at the hotel, Dialect took a shower, went to the hardware store to buy a set of tools for car maintenance, and at 0:00, he picked up the knife he got from Huang Pizi, carried his backpack and walked outside.

First, he dug a few small transgenic carbon-absorbing plants in the garden of Jinghua University and put them into his backpack carefully. Dialect began to find small trees in the woods.

Finally, he found a small sapling in a corner of the garden. Dialect put him into his backpack with difficulty. Looking at the bulging backpack, Dialect felt helpless, but he carried it on his back.

After finishing all this, the dialect came to the west side of the garden, where the school motto stele was, and sat down quietly.

Virtuous self-improvement

Dialect looked at it, it had not changed for a hundred years, and remembered everything from crossing to here, the choice in the cave, the prosperity of the small town, the despair of the police station, the **** brother Huangpi and that heavy topic...

As long as I am alive, the world will not suffer.

Dialect was taken aback by the thought that suddenly popped into his mind, looked at the gray night sky due to excessive greenhouse effect, and sighed.

To save the world, I should save myself first.

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4:40.

Having arrived at the dialect of an underground parking lot near Jinghua University, holding the tools he prepared, looking at a 2102 version of Chery QQ in the corner, he walked over with a wicked smile...