Maoshan Ghostbusters

"Come on, Xiao Wu, they all say that home flowers do not smell of wild flowers. They are not fake at all. Wild flowers are more **** and wild, and they can arouse men's desires."

"These are all excuses for your men to have an affair. I really despise you stinky men, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot."

"Dear Xiao Wu, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars. Let's stop arguing and do something practical."

"Cut, what can you do?"

"Of course I did that with you."

Manager Liu reached out and touched Wu Yingying's body while kissing, seeing this couple of temporary sexual **** doing the same thing again.

At this moment, Manager Liu's cell phone rang suddenly.

As soon as she heard the phone ring, Wu Yingying immediately pressed Manager Liu's hands that she was touching.

"Hey, Manager Liu, your call, hurry up and answer the call."

Manager Liu was on his head, and a mouth was directed towards Wu Yingying's face.

"Who cares about his call? Tonight is Lao Tzu's wedding night in the bridal chamber. Don't bother us. Come on, let's continue. It was his mother's heavenly king Lao Tzu who called, and Lao Tzu won't answer it."

But the phone did not hang up, but continued to ring.

At this time, it has already rang three times. Normally, the National People's Congress called someone at night. If the phone rang three times and no one answered, it would definitely hang up. However, this person was different and did not hang up.

As the phone kept ringing, Wu Yingying couldn't get in. Seeing that Manager Liu was not answering the phone, she had to push him away and hang up by herself.

But she stretched her hand over, and she hadn't reached the phone yet, but she had seen the caller-wife-sama clearly displayed on the phone screen.

Wu Yingying's coquettish smile froze as soon as she saw the words "Wife".

She grabbed Manager Liu and said in a panic, "Hey, Manager Liu, your wife is calling."

"Ah? The tigress called? Where is the phone? Where is my phone? Give it to me quickly. If the tigress can't find me, it will be upset."

At this time, Manager Liu was really panicked, he immediately jumped up, grabbed the glasses on the table and put them on, looking for mobile phones everywhere.

"Here, it scares you."

Wu Yingying struggled to hold back her laugh, and handed the phone to Manager Liu.

Manager Liu quickly pressed the answer button, with a flattering smile on his face.

"My wife, miss you."

"Honey, where are you?"

A treacherous and gloomy female voice came from the microphone, and Wu Yingying, who was standing by and eavesdropping, was also stabbed and trembling.

This voice clearly sounded tricky and critical, but somehow it was a bit coquettish, making Manager Liu's pores uncomfortable like being stuffed into ice ball.

"Oh, I'm at home."

"Huh? What are you doing at home?"

"Of course I am thinking of you."

Manager Liu laughed pretentiously after finishing talking.

"You lied! You are not at home at all."

The female voice on the other end of the microphone suddenly changed from coquettish to violent, scaring Manager Liu into a cold sweat. He grabbed his glasses anxiously and stammered, "My wife, I'm really at home."

"Husband, your technique of lying is getting worse and worse."

The woman's voice became coquettish again, like a wandering snake trying to stop and entangle her prey.

With a guilty conscience, Manager Liu hurriedly grabbed the tissue on the table to wipe off the cold sweat from his forehead.

"My wife, I'm really at home."

"Then how do I hear a woman talking next to you?"

"Women? How can there be women? I'm the only one at home."

Wu Yingying hurriedly pointed to the TV, when the hero and heroine on the TV screen were kissing and groaning seductively.

"Huh? I'm watching TV, the woman's voice is the voice of the TV."

Manager Liu quickly grabbed the remote control and turned off the TV.

Now, the room is completely quiet.

Manager Liu was so nervous that he was breathing quickly. He knew that his wife's routine check-up had not ended because the phone hadn't been hung up yet.

At this moment, he heard the woman's voice, "Go, baby, call home and see if your father is at home."

Manager Liu immediately freaked out, "Hey, baby, don't call, Dad is at home."

A child's vague voice came from the microphone.

"No! Dad, I want to call, I only listen to my mother."

"Boy, you are not allowed to call, have you heard? No!"

Manager Liu's voice was almost crazy.

At the same time, there was an immediate call through the microphone, but it was just a connection, and no one answered the call. Hey, this is something unclear. Manager Liu is currently dating Wu Yingying in the hotel. How can he get a call from home?

"Little bastard, your father I usually love you for nothing. Why don't you listen to your father?"

"Husband, it seems that your lie is self-defeating."

Over the microphone, the woman's voice was as cold as ice.

"No! Wife, I am indeed at home."

"At home, just answer the phone. Why don’t you answer the phone at home? The reason is simple, because you can’t answer the phone at all, because you are not at home at all, you are fooling around outside! My life is really bitter. I'm so fed up with a scumbag like you. You **** it, you just call a chicken, making my old lady go to the gynecology department twice. Enough, this kind of day should be over."

After the woman gritted her teeth, she burst into tears immediately.

"Wife, I was wrong, I will go home to answer the phone, you are waiting for me."

"No! It's too late."

"Wife, no, give me another chance."

"There is no next time. I have tolerated you for a long time. Just follow the agreement last time. Let's get divorced. You will leave the house. The house and deposits are all mine. The baby will be raised by me. You are already If you have derailed many times, even if you hire a lawyer to file a lawsuit, it won't make up half of the advantage. Just wait for you to go naked!"

"Don't, wife, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time."

"I said, there is no next time. When I go back, I will draw up the divorce agreement immediately, and you can wait for the signature. Then you carry your bag, where you like to go, and who you like to sleep with. , You have nothing to do with me."

"No! Wife, don't do it that way. You listen to my explanation, what happened tonight is a misunderstanding."

"Goodbye, Liu."

A child’s vague voice came from the microphone, "Goodbye, Dad."

Then, the phone was hung up.

"Hey, wife, don't hang up, wife, listen to me."

However, the phone has turned into a busy tone, and if you make another call, it is already a shutdown sound.

"Damn it, this tigress is showing off again."

Manager Liu dropped the phone to the ground and collapsed to the ground.