Maoshan Ghostbusters

Since it was still early, there was only Wu Yingying in the bar.

Wu Yingying drank vodka and peanuts, and after a while, she drank a bottle of wine. Wu Yingying raised the empty bottle and shouted vaguely.

"Wine! Give me wine."

The lady boss walked to Wu Yingying anxiously and sternly said, "Wu Yingying, don't mess around anymore. You are a pregnant woman. You have just drunk a bottle of vodka. Do you want to die?"

Wu Yingying said with a big tongue, "I don't want to die, I want to give birth to the baby, boss lady, look at it, I can also be a mother."

"Okay, you can be a mother, I believe, but now you can't drink anymore."

"No! I want to drink. Life is so boring. I have so much time to spend every day. I don't know what else I can do except drinking? So, I want to drink until the day I die. It’s the best thing in the world. The man who invented winemaking is really great. If there is no wine in life, what fun is there? So, I cannot live without wine in my whole life. I must drink it Until the day of death."

"Drunk chicken, you can say something auspicious. What is not dead, you are still young."

"Madam, I suddenly want to eat beef with sauce."

The lady boss greeted the waiter, "Go, hurry up and cut her a plate of beef."

"Thank you lady boss, you are so kind."

The proprietress patted Wu Yingying on the shoulder, "Drunk chicken, listen to me, stop drinking, eat some beef, and then go home and sleep for a while, and nothing will happen. Your little mess is really nothing. There are so many homeless people in this world that there are no food, you are much happier than those homeless people."

"Oh, I see."

Wu Yingying agreed well, but the waiter brought the beef to her and found that she was asleep.

The waiter was embarrassed, "Boss, what should I do?"

"It's okay, put it there for her and eat it when she wakes up."

Wu Yingying, who was so drunk, actually fell asleep, and made sweet snoring sounds from time to time.

The lady boss told the waiter, "You can turn the music a little louder."

The waiter nodded, turned up the volume, and the sound of music overwhelmed the snoring.

At this moment, a few guests suddenly came to the bar, and the proprietress and the waiter were immediately busy greeting those guests.

Wu Yingying didn't know how long she slept before she woke up.

She stretched and yawned. As she had been lying on the table, she felt her arms and legs were numb, so she stood up and wanted to move.

But as soon as she got up, she found that her skirt seemed to be shorter, because this red skirt was more wrapped and the length was just below the knee. What's the matter? The skirt actually shrank above the knee.

How could the skirt suddenly become shorter? It is completely impossible for her to grow taller, who has reached middle age.

Wu Yingying looked down and realized that it was not the skirt shortening, but her belly bulging.

It was not surprising that the woman was pregnant and her belly bulged.

But at this moment, Wu Yingying remembered what the doctor said. She remembered that the doctor said that this child had been more than a month. A woman who has been pregnant for more than a month is supposedly not that big?

She touched her stomach and screamed involuntarily.

Wu Yingying's scream was so loud, it not only alarmed the proprietress and the waiter, but also the new drinkers.

Those few drinkers were also regulars, they all knew Wu Yingying, and immediately sat down beside Wu Yingying with their wine.

"Hey, drunk chicken is awake. Let's have fun."

Wu Yingying shouted, "Go away, you bastards."

"Drunk chicken, you usually never refuse to come, what happened today?"

"Don't you find that Drunken Chicken is different from usual?"

"What's the difference, it's not so sassy yet."

"Drunk Chicken's belly is bulging, and she is pregnant."

"Really, come, let me touch and see, this child is three months old, and his belly is so big."

"Drunk chicken, who owns the child in your belly? Is it mine? Tell you, I'm not responsible."

Several alcoholics immediately reached out and touched Wu Yingying.

"You bastards, don't touch me."

Seeing this, the lady boss hurried up to persuade, "Hey, you guys all return to your seats to drink, don't bully her here."

The few drinkers booed, "Boss, how can we bully her?"

"I haven't been bullied yet. Look at you, one by one, and touch her."

"Drunk Chicken likes to be touched by men because she is lonely, and we are helping her. Drunk Chicken needs men very much, and we know her well."

The proprietress took a drinker's ear and said sternly, "This is my bar, don't mess around here, I'm welcome to mess around again."

"This lady boss is really disappointing. Go, let's go."

The few drinkers snorted and walked away.

The lady boss sat next to Wu Yingying and whispered, "Drunk chicken, those men are drinking too much, don’t be familiar with them, in my opinion, you should hurry home. I don’t want them to bully you again. I have more guests here for a while. I’m afraid I won’t be able to take care of you."

Wu Yingying cried, "But what about my stomach?"

Seeing Wu Yingying's desperate appearance, the lady boss also got a cold sweat.

"What's wrong with your belly?"

"I just slept on the table, why did my stomach bulge?"

"Ah, really, I saw that your stomach is still flat just now. How come it looks like you are at least three months pregnant now."

"Yes, it's impossible that I just slept and suddenly became so big."

The lady boss looked at Wu Yingying's swollen abdomen, her mouth closed in shock.

"Drunk chicken, are you sure you are really pregnant?"

"Of course it's true. I just came back from the hospital. The doctor said I was pregnant. It's true."

"But if you are pregnant, the baby in your belly does not grow so fast. If you are only pregnant for one month, your belly can't be so big. Don't you have something in your belly? If it's a tumor or something , The belly will also become bigger."

Wu Yingying shook her head vigorously, "No, I just went to the hospital. I went to a regular hospital. The doctor said I was pregnant. And last night, I also went to the black clinic. The doctor in that clinic gave me my pulse. It’s also said that I’m pregnant, I’m really pregnant. It’s true."

The lady boss said in surprise, "But it's impossible for your belly to bulge up so quickly? It takes time for a child to develop in the mother's body, and it won't get bigger all at once. It's too abnormal for you to be like this."