Maoshan Ghostbusters

Master Azan walked to the pile of meat crumbs, knelt down, and laughed.

"Little monster, no, I should call you mincemeat now, mincemeat, these idiots said they heard your laughter, tell me now, is it because they are too timid to have hallucinations? Are you laughing?"

There was no movement in the pool of meat scraps.

Master Azan stretched his hands toward the doctor and nurse, "I think you all saw it. This pile of meat sauce won't laugh at all, you all have auditory hallucinations. Come on, come over, doctor, didn't you just want to take a sample? Don't hurry up and work."

The doctor walked over in a dubious manner and listened carefully for a long time, and found that there was no laughter, so he immediately reached out to greet the scared nurses, "Come, come and work quickly. Don't poke there as a telegraph pole."

The nurses walked over tremblingly.

The doctor squatted down, reached out his hand to grab a piece of meat, and carefully distinguished, "This piece of meat is still connected to a little fluff, this should be the scalp of the little monster."

The nurse hurriedly opened a plastic bag and said, "Come on, put it in a plastic bag. I will mark it."

The doctor nodded and put the small piece of scalp into the plastic bag.

The nurse wrote the words scalp tissue on the sticky paper and sealed the bag.

The doctor found another translucent slice in the pile of meat scraps. The flakes are the size of soybeans.

The nurse was surprised, "What is this?"

"These are the nails of the little monster."

The little nurse said, "But this nail is too small, right?"

The doctor said, "How big do you think the baby's nails can be? Saying this means you have no common sense of life."

The little nurse found a white bone from the meat scraps. The bone was about five centimeters in length, and one end was sharp and sharp. "What is this?"

The doctor said, "These are the fangs of the little monster."

The little nurse said, "Holy shit, this monster's teeth are longer than those of adults."

The doctor sighed, "Everyone said he was a monster. Since he is a monster, of course he is different from humans. Monsters, they all have fangs, of course they will grow a little longer."

The doctor puts the teeth and nails in separate plastic bags and sealed them.

The doctor and nurse turned around and continued looking for tissue fragments in the meat scraps.

The little nurse said, "Doctor, what about the bowels?"

The doctor replied, "Would you not pick up a piece of intestines? Does this still have to be asked? You can't find a large piece of intestines as research materials, right?"

The little nurse pouted, "These intestines have all been chopped up, and you just want to find a large part."

The doctor glared at her, "You have a lot of problems. Go and dump the trash can in the operating room, and wait for the useless meat scraps to be loaded. Hurry up, don't dangle in front of my eyes, just say something stupid. Come and **** me."

The little nurse snorted coldly, "Doctor, isn't it just taking out the trash? What is the cruelty, I will go now.

The doctor said angrily, "Look at what the children look like now? They can't work. One mouth every day is a hundred thousand questions. It really makes people alive."

The little nurse lazily walked to the side of the trash can, reached out to pull the trash can, and complained immediately that it opened.

"Wow, there is so much garbage in the trash can in the operating room, how can I move it alone? No, it's too heavy, it looks like dozens of kilograms. This trash can is too dirty, and the trash can is full of belts. Bloody gauze and used utensils. There is also a strong **** breath, so disgusting."

The doctor sternly said, "If you can't move it, wouldn't you ask someone to move it with you? It's like a piece of wood. Since you have chosen to be a nurse, don't think that the trash can is dirty. How can the trash can be clean?"

Immediately an older nurse ran over and said, "Come on, I will help you, let's take the bucket out. You are too young. Every time you have an operation, there will be a lot of garbage. Just wait for you to get used to it. The operating room is like this, there will be all kinds of garbage."

The two of them carried the trash can and walked out the door strenuously.

The doctor continued to bury his head in the meat scraps looking for fragments, when a strange popping sound came from behind him.

The doctor said without looking back, "Little nurse, what the **** are you doing? Hey, do you want to annoy people?"

The doctor turned his head and found that the other nurses were looking at him with puzzled eyes.

"What are you doing? Are there flowers on my face? Are you staring at me?"

The nurses said in unison, "Doctor, the little nurse took out the rubbish, she is not here."

The doctor was surprised, "Huh? Who made the popping sound just now?"

The doctor turned his face, looked towards the place where the noise was making, and couldn't help taking a breath.

"Ghost! There is a ghost! This is absolutely haunted."

The doctor opened his eyes and held his throat with his hands, as if someone was pinching his throat with his hands. His shouts were also like groans when his breathing was blocked.

What did you see? Is the doctor so scared?

The nurses followed the doctor's sight and exclaimed in terror.

They saw three plastic bags jumping, which was the plastic bag containing the scalp, teeth and nails.

The popping sound is exactly the sound made when the plastic bag touches the ground.

Slap-slap-slap-

Three plastic bags are jumping up and down, like three naughty children playing games.

Since the plastic bag itself is transparent, the contents of the bag are also clear at a glance.

It seems that the plastic bag with teeth jumps higher and looks more active. Secondly, the plastic bag with nails also jumps very happily. Although the plastic bag with the scalp jumps very slowly, its movements are obviously better than the other two plastic bags. The bag is clumsy, but it still follows the beat, jumping up and down.

At this time, the doctors and nurses were already frightened, they stood up and ran to Master Azan for protection in exclamation.

The doctor said, "Quickly, that little monster is making trouble again, so quickly subdue him."

Master Azan sighed, "I'll take a look. Is this little monster planning to shake the sky?"

Master Azan leaned forward and found three plastic bags jumping on the ground happily.

"Little minced meat, you are dead, please don't toss about it anymore. Big deal, I will bury your pile of minced meat in a geomancy place with mountains and rivers, so that when you come to life, reincarnation can be a good one. People. You said that you are dead, and what are you doing to toss a living person? Interesting? Stop quickly and don't jump anymore, otherwise, I'm not welcome."

Even though Master Azan's voice was almost roaring, the three plastic bags still kept jumping, doing their own way, without any intention of stopping.

Master Azan roared, "Little minced meat, it seems that you are just toasting and not eating fine wine. If you don't give you some color, you will not stop."