Maoshan Ghostbusters
Chapter 1689: Doctor, is your stand-up talk tired?
Master Azan smiled and said, "Doctor, what you said is really good. It's a pity that the little nurse died long ago, so it's impossible for you to chat with her."
The doctor said angrily, "You are talking nonsense, the little nurse is standing in front of my eyes, but you say she is dead."
The nurses were all scared and stammered, "Mr., the doctor didn't really see the ghost of the little nurse, right?"
Master Azan shook his head, "The soul of the little nurse has long been reborn in the underworld."
The nurses looked at Master Azan suspiciously, "How do you know?"
Master Azan laughed, "I have practiced spells for many years, and I don't even know if there are ghosts here, don't I practice it for nothing?" After speaking, he suddenly looked at the corner, sinking his face, and roared, "Get out There is nothing to do with you here, so it's best to stay away and don't let me see you again, otherwise I will have to beat you to death."
The nurses said in unison, "Sir, who did you talk to just now?"
Master Azan smiled, "Of course I talked to the dirty things in this operating room. There are three in total, including an old lady with gray hair, a young man and a little girl. The old lady was limping on foot. With a turn, the young man has only half of his body, and the little girl has no left arm."
The nurses screamed in terror, "Where are they?"
Master Azan smiled, "They have gone,"
"Where did they go?"
"Naturally, I went to other places in the hospital and wandered around. The hospital is so big, any consultation room, various photoelectric examination rooms, they can go around."
"Ah? According to you, isn't there a lot of dirty things in our hospital?"
"Well, yes. It's normal to have this kind of thing in a place like a hospital. In fact, not only the hospital, but also the old houses of various buildings, there are ghosts. As long as it is a place where people have died, There will always be ghosts. You may have them in your house."
The nurses shivered with fright.
Master Azan laughed and said, "Don't be afraid. Ghosts are everywhere. Most ghosts don't do evil or harm. They just like to stay in places with many living people. They just miss the worldly life. You guys. What should I do in the future? Don’t think too much. If you see them, just treat them as if you haven’t seen them. In fact, ghosts don’t take the initiative to harm others, unless you have any enmity with you during your lifetime. Fate, it's better to have fewer enemies."
The nurses said, "Those ghosts know that they are dead, so why don't they go and reincarnate right away?"
Master Azan said, "Ghosts are the same as humans, and there are some unruly guys. After people die, they should go to reincarnation immediately. The unruly ghosts will naturally report to the underworld immediately, and the unruly ghosts will continue to stay. In the sun, stay with the living. And these unruly ghosts are not a few. There are also some ghosts. They don’t know that they are dead. They still go to get off work every day, go home every day, and stay with their families. just like before."
The nurses said, "Then what the doctor said about chatting with the little nurse?"
Master Azan smiled, "The doctor was talking about his own hallucinations. After the little nurse died, the ghost went to reincarnation immediately, and it was impossible for him to talk to the little nurse."
At this time, I heard the doctor as if talking to someone, "Well, don’t worry, I will definitely report their bad behavior to the dean. The dean must personally criticize them, and they are still Criticize by name at the conference."
Master Azan walked to the bed and patted the doctor on the shoulder, "Enough, doctor, is your stand-up comedy tired?"
The doctor said angrily, "Damn fugitive, please take your dirty hands away. Since no one here is willing to rescue me, then I have to lie here and wait for the dean to rescue me. When the dean comes, I must You stupid women will collude with the fugitive and tell him about me being detained here. I believe the police will come soon. You fugitives, just wait to go to jail."
Master Azan sneered, "Doctor, it seems that your life-saving weapon is the dean. You have to report to the dean about the little nurse being bullied, and you have to wait for the dean to come and let him call the police and arrest me."
The doctor said, "Yes. Because these stupid women have been brainwashed by you, they wear a pair of pants with you, and they refuse to listen to my instructions. Instead, they listen to you and tied me to the bed. They are disobedient. Nurses must be punished."
Master Azan nodded, "Doctor, what you said is so good. I am a fugitive, and those nurses are accomplices. We are all bullying you and controlling you. This term is called illegal detention in the law."
The doctor said, "Yes, that's right, you are now illegally detaining me. This is illegal, let me go quickly, otherwise, I will really turn my face."
Master Azan smiled, "Didn't you turn your face a long time ago?" After finishing speaking, he suddenly pointed his sword and said sharply, "Who let you in, go out!"
The nurses saw that Master Azan was just talking, their expressions suddenly changed, and they looked at the empty corner of the wall and roared, and they felt hairy.
"God, who are you talking to?"
"Of course I'm talking to an uninvited guest. Why? Are you still going? Do you have to let me take you away?"
Mage Azan finished speaking and immediately chanted the spell silently, and saw a white light flying out of his sword and towards the empty corner. Then, he saw a flash of red light, heard a scream, and a puff of black smoke rose from the room. .
When the black smoke dissipated, I saw a black humanoid imprint on the white wall.
Master Azan smiled, "Hmph, it's really something to ask for. I don't want to drive her away. You have to beat her before you go. It's really a bitch."
The nurses shivered, "Mr., were there ghosts in the operating room just now?"
Master Azan nodded, "Yes, a female ghost in a red dress, relying on her own grievances, thinks that she is high in her way, and puts me out of her eyes. Now, she is suffering."
The nurses said, "The ghost in red was beaten to death by you, right?"
Master Azan shook his head, "No, I just frightened her and let her go. I guess she ran in to watch the fun because of curiosity."
The nurses exclaimed, "It seems that there are so many ghosts in our hospital. It is really frightening to work in such a place."
Master Azan smiled, "Where are there no ghosts? I told you just now, as long as there are people where there are ghosts, as long as you don't sin against them, they won't take the initiative to harm you. If they ask you for something Help, as long as you can. In this world where ghosts are everywhere, you have to learn to live with ghosts."
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