Maoshan Ghostbusters

The dean cried, "Hurry up, save me, I'm going to die."

The dean at this time was on the verge of collapse, and his intense fear had deeply seized him. He blindly closed his eyes and called for help, looking confused.

Zhuang Mengdie grabbed the dean and shook desperately.

"President, be more sober, listen to me, the little monster is dead now."

Hearing this news, the dean's cry for help stopped abruptly.

"Huh? Is that little **** dead?"

"Yes, Miao Miao bit off its carotid artery. It has died because of excessive blood loss."

The dean still couldn't believe his ears, "But, how is this possible? The little monster is so powerful that no one can defeat it. Was it conquered by a kitten?"

Zhuang Mengdie laughed, "This is called one thing drop one thing. No matter how fierce a little monster is, it has its opponents. Meow is its opponent. Dean, you can rest assured that it is really dead."

The dean looked at the naive Siamese cat and frowned, "I still can't believe this is true. Can this kitten have this ability?"

Zhuang Mengdie patted the Siamese cat on the head and smiled, "Meow, you have been questioned by the dean."

The Siamese cat meowed dissatisfiedly.

Ye Tian picked up the corpse of the little monster and showed it to the dean, "Hey, the corpse fell into the garden outside the window and we have picked it up."

The dean laughed happily when he saw the body of the little monster.

"This little beast is alive and dead. I really tossed me to death just now." After speaking, he cried again, "but the little beast is alive and dead. These hands are still pinching my neck. What can I do?"

The doctor advised, "Dean, don't worry, we are now thinking of a way."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Dean, you tell me now, do you continue to use your hands to pinch your neck?"

The dean stretched out his hands to touch the hands that were as hard as steel bumps, and frowned, "It seems that I have not continued to exert force. And the current strength does not seem to hinder my breathing. I don't have the suffocation just now. ."

The doctors and nurses breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, as long as they don't pinch your neck hard, there is no life threatening."

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "Why does this happen?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "The reason why these hands did not continue to exert force is because they lost the command of the little monster's spell, but at present, these hands are still executing the little monster's previous orders, so they will show that they are still pinching the dean's neck. , And did not continue to exert force. Because they are still waiting for the little monster's order."

The dean frowned, "Even if these hands don't pinch me hard, it won't work. I have to find a way to get these two hands off. I can't always carry these hands."

The doctor couldn't laugh or cry, "But Dean, I couldn't cut these hands with a chainsaw just now. I don't know what evil tricks the little monster has done. If the chainsaw can't be cut off, I can't think of a good way. "

The dean sighed, "But how do I go to work like this? I'm also a dean anyway, with a pair of hands on my neck, how proper is it? Now I can't see anyone at all. Hurry, you guys can help me think. Method."

The nurses suggested, “Dean, it’s really impossible. You can simply tie a scarf around your neck and cover your hands so that no one will see them.”

The dean smiled bitterly, "Whether it's just the season before I wear a bib? And it's too messy to tie a bib in the house. I don't want to tie a bib in the house, it will be regarded as a monster. Especially I still A dean must pay attention to his own image."

Zhuang Mengdie persuaded, "But at the moment, since those hands can't be taken off, it's the best policy to tie a scarf to cover it."

The nurses said in unison, "Dean, just listen to one word of advice. Wear a scarf in this kind of weather. Although you will be seen as a monster, it is better than others seeing you pinching hands on your neck. "

The doctor persuaded, "Yes, dean, if you let the patients in the hospital see you with such a hand on your neck, you have to be discharged collectively. Then the reputation of our hospital has plummeted. By the way, you don’t usually care about our hospital the most. Has your reputation?"

The dean sighed, "Well, it's not possible. I'll put on a scarf to block them. I have a scarf in my office. But what should I do now? I can't get out, let alone get it in the office. It's a bib. Now the most important thing is, how do I get out of here?"

Zhuang Mengdie looked at the entire operating room and smiled, "I have a solution."

Everyone frowned, "What way?"

Zhuang Mengdie walked to the bed, pulled off the pillowcase, and handed it to the nurse, "Just use this. Go find some pins or paper clips, and pin this pillowcase to the head of the hospital. Isn't it all right?"

The nurses nodded, "Good idea." Immediately, they clasped the pillowcase around the dean's neck.

The dean looked at the hands covered tightly, and immediately said with satisfaction, "Then I will go back to the office and wear a scarf. If you have anything, go directly to the dean's office to find me."

Everyone nodded, and the dean sighed, turned and walked out.

As soon as the dean left forefoot, a little nurse hurried in.

"Where is the dean? Wasn't he with you just now?"

The doctor said in surprise, "Why are you looking for the dean? He just left."

"The big thing is not good. It's the operating room where the accident happened before. There was always a banging sound in the room, as if something was smashing the door. The sound was loud and scary. It wouldn't be scary. The things that need to come out of it?"

The doctor frowned, "There are only corpses all over the floor in that operating room, nothing? Is it possible that the corpse stood up and smashed the door? It's totally impossible."

The three of Ye Tian reacted immediately, frowning and said, "Well, it must be those dead bodies making trouble."

The doctors and nurses were shocked, "Huh? Is it really the dead body making trouble?"

Ye Tian said angrily, "It's not the little monster that is tricking the ghost. It just awakened the dead bodies, let them attack the dean and avenge itself."

The doctor said angrily, "This nasty little monster is dead, and it leaves everyone with so much mess."

Zhuang Mengdie smiled bitterly, "Let's go, let's go to the operating room and have a look. Those dead bodies keep smashing the door. And they are tireless, so they keep smashing it, I'm afraid that the strong door will not be able to hold it."

The doctor said, "What about the corpse of this little monster?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "How does your hospital usually handle specimens?"

"Soaked in formalin solution, and then sent to the reference room."

"Then do it this way."

The doctor nodded.

Zhuang Mengdie waved his hand, "Go, let's go to the operating room, if those mutilated corpses come out to make a mess, this hospital will have to be a mess."