Maoshan Ghostbusters

The half head said viciously, "Then there is no way."

The dean shuddered with fright when he saw a frightening glow in that eye.

"What does this mean?"

"I originally planned to give you a more pleasant way to die, but it doesn't seem to work now."

"Huh? Are you planning to kill me?"

The dean was shocked when he heard it.

"Yes, now that my hands are pinching your neck and I can't bite your carotid artery, then I have to bite other parts of your body. In that case, you will die more painfully, but I can't help it. To kill you, I can only do this."

"Hey! Are you crazy? Since you can't kill me, why persist?"

"Who said I can't kill you? Of course I can kill you, but you will die very painfully."

"Then what are you going to do now?"

"There are currently two plans. One is to bite a hole in your chest and take out your heart. Of course, this plan is very painful, and the state of death is also terrifying. When someone finds your body, you will see a chest. There was a big hole in the corpse."

The dean made his scalp numb when he heard it, and asked tremblingly, "What's the other plan?"

"That plan is more painful than this, I suggest you don't choose it."

"No! You'd better say it first. Since you are going to kill me, I still hope I feel a little bit down."

Half of the head coughed and coughed slowly, "Another plan is to bite out a hole in your head. If your head is bitten out of the hole, the brain will flow out, and your head will become exactly the same as mine. Do you want to be like me? Anyway, I personally feel that this look is not very good. I suggest you choose the first option. Because your head was bitten off in half, this is really crippling."

The dean shook his head, "I don't want to choose any one, because I don't want to die at all."

"That won't work, you must die. If you don't choose, I'll just bite it, wherever I bite."

After speaking, he immediately jumped up and opened his mouth to bite according to the dean's door.

"President, since you're chigging, I have no choice but to speak directly."

"Humph! Then you can just let it go. Since I don't care about my uncles and nephews, then I don't have to be polite to you anymore."

The dean had been prepared for a long time, and immediately grabbed the chair beside him and aimed at the half of the head and then curled it. The head was beaten so that the eyeballs flew out. Naturally, he also had a long memory. Seeing that the dean looked wrong, he knew that he must be guarded. Also keeping an eye on it, seeing the chair curling up, he hurried to the side.

This round was considered a tie. Both sides were prepared and no one succeeded.

"Dean, your heart is so cruel, you slap me with a chair again, aren't you planning to smash my eyeballs out?"

"Then there is no way, you are ready to open your mouth and bite me, I should be prepared for it."

"Then now, we really don't have to worry about our uncles and nephews."

"For a long time, you have been planning to kill me, do you think you are still thinking about your uncle and nephew's love?"

The half of the head choked and jumped onto the dean's desk, the only remaining eye blinking constantly, as if thinking.

"Hey, niece, what bad idea are you thinking about again?"

"Shhh-don't bother me, I'm thinking about how to make your death less painful. Huh? There is a way."

The dean followed the sight of that eye and found the iron cabinet in the corner. This kind of iron cabinet is specially used to store office documents and medical equipment, and almost every office has one.

But at this time, the dean immediately fought a cold war when he saw the iron cabinet.

Because he used to hide in the iron cabinet in order to avoid the little monsters, and suffered from claustrophobia.

"No! You ungrateful white-eyed wolf, I know what you plan to do."

"Huh, uncle, this is the only way to die at the moment, it is the most comfortable way to die. There is no need to bleed, let alone any damage to your body. You know, after all, you have taken care of me for more than 30 years. Let me kill you, and my conscience will be troubled."

"Huh, you bastard, do you have a conscience?"

"A person has a conscience, and I am no exception."

After the half of the head was finished, he immediately jumped up to reach the handle of the cabinet, and then bit the handle of the cabinet with his teeth to open the door.

At this time, the dean was standing in front of the cabinet door. He saw the cabinet door slowly open, and the narrow and depressed space inside the cabinet. His claustrophobia broke out again. He was so shocked that he collapsed on the ground with his hands holding his head in despair. Shouted.

"You white-eyed wolf, quickly close the cabinet door. I will look at this cabinet again and I will definitely die."

"Isn't that better? You die now. Uncle, this painless method of death is quite suitable for you. You should stay in the cabinet obediently. This method of death is at best for you Tortured mentally."

After half of his head was finished, he opened his mouth to bite the back of the hospital long dress, picked him up, threw him into the cabinet, and then closed the cabinet door.

At this time, the dean was locked in a cabinet, completely collapsed, and burst into tears.

"Ma Xiaoli, you bastard, I took care of you for more than 30 years for nothing. You were so cruel and killed me with such a vicious method."

"Uncle, this is the most comfortable way to die. Look at you, you won't lose a drop of blood. At most you will feel mentally depressed. In the end, you will have a nervous breakdown and die."

After that half of the head was finished, he locked the cabinet door with his teeth.

Hearing the lock of the door, the dean was completely desperate. He slammed the cabinet door with his body frantically and pulled his throat to call.

"Help! Let me go out."

Half of the head laughed triumphantly, "Uncle, stop shouting, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you. Only two cleaners who were punished by you know about my coming here. You just said With two hundred dollars for each of them, do you think they will tell the police about it?"

The dean immediately remembered that Li Yuping came to the office just now and said that the two cleaners had been lazy and did not work. In angrily, he told Li Yuping that they would deduct two hundred yuan each.

"Master Dean, people are all offended by you, so don't expect anyone to save you."

The dean cried, "No! They are all migrant workers from the countryside, and their minds are simpler. They will never be as narrow as you."

"Innocent mind? Are there still people with innocent minds? Dean, let me tell you, no matter how simple a villager is, as long as he stays in the city for two years, he can immediately become better than a monkey. The city is a big one. Dyeing vat."

When the dean heard this, he was even more desperate, "Help! Come on!"

Half of the head laughed, "Scream, shout, scream hard, I hope someone will save you."