Maoshan Ghostbusters

After the half of the head was finished, he bit the net and pulled it hard.

She heard a croak, and she immediately bit out a big hole in the net, and then she got out of that hole.

Then, the half of the head was turned around on the ground a few times, stopped, still replacing the feet with the neck, standing on the floor, staring at the crowd with her only remaining eye.

"Did you see? Your **** net doesn't work at all. I just have to bite it and it will break.

At this time, everyone panicked, "Well, she bit through the net and ran out."

Half of the head laughed, "I've already said that this nylon net won't trap me. You idiots, you actually use a kid's dragonfly net to catch me? It's only strange that this kind of net can catch me. Yeah. Now, I’ll give you a suggestion to find a wire mesh, I guess I won’t bite the wire mesh. Go, buy a wire mesh bar, fools."

Ye Tian whispered, "Writer Zhuang, what can I do now?"

He Chuyao said, "Is it possible that we have to buy a steel mesh?"

Ye Tian said angrily, "Then are we under her control? Why are we big people being fooled by this guy with only half of his head left?"

The doctor frowned, "Then let's not recruit her?"

At this time, the dean's cry for help came from the cabinet.

"Help me! Help me! Now that I am surrounded by the fire, I will be burned to death soon, come and save me! Cough cough-cough cough -"

The doctor sighed, "Dean, please calm down. There is no fire in the cabinet, and you will not be burned at all. Those are hallucinations, understand?"

"No! You lied to me, this is not an illusion at all, a lot of smoke, blazing fire, I can't breathe. Save me!"

Everyone was already messed up into a pot of porridge now, and the dean kept begging, making everyone upset.

Half of the head smiled and said, "Go, buy a wire netting bar. When you buy the wire netting, the dean would have been tortured to death by hallucinations a long time ago."

The doctor said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense at all, do you think that the current virtues of the Dean can still persist until you buy the wire mesh? I believe that he has died before your wire mesh is bought."

Everyone was stunned.

At this time, the groans in the cabinet became extremely miserable.

"Quick! Save me! My legs! My legs have been scorched, they have been cooked by the fire, I smell the aroma of barbecue, now my calf has become two pieces of black charcoal, mine My thighs are squeaking oil. The fire is about to burn into my stomach, save me! I will be burned to death soon. There is fire everywhere, I have nowhere to run. No! My hands , My hand was on fire."

Hearing the dean's sorrowful cry, everyone shuddered. If you didn't know that it was the hallucinations caused by the dean being locked in the cabinet, and just listen to the voice, no one would think that he was not a dying person struggling in the sea of ​​fire.

Half of the head smiled, "How? You all heard it, right? At present, in the dean's hallucinations, he is already a crippled leg with scorched legs. Of course, this terrible hallucination will continue with the dean. Being locked in a cabinet is aggravated because the dean himself suffers from claustrophobia. When the hallucinations produced by the dean reach the point where the heart or head is burned, then the dean will not be far from death. At that time , The dean will be one of the few people in the world who died of hallucinations."

The doctor said angrily, "Enough, shut up!"

"I'm just stating the fact that everyone in the world thinks that hallucinations will not kill people, but if hallucinations are combined with some strange diseases of human beings, such as claustrophobia, it can really kill people."

The doctor said, "Ma Xiaoli, you are enough! Your method of injuring your benefactor is really outrageous, so stop being complacent and disgusting."

"Do you want to talk nonsense about humanity, justice and morality? I don't want to listen. I just want the dean to die now, it's that simple!"

The half of the head finished speaking, staring fiercely at the closed cabinet door.

The dean's cry for help still came from the cabinet.

"Come and save me! The fire has burned to my belly, and my intestines are all cooked. It smells like roasted intestines. If you don't save me, I will become a roasted whole pig. The **** fire, It's still spreading, I can't stand it anymore, help."

Obviously, the terrible hallucinations continue.

Half of the head smiled, "Oh? The dean's hallucinations are really fast. Now in his hallucinations, the fire has spread to his belly. I believe it will burn to his heart soon. Once the dean appears The illusion of his heart being burned, then he is really going to die. You idiots, quickly find a way to save your dear dean. If it is later, I am afraid it is really too late."

Everyone looked at Zhuang Mengdie and said anxiously, "Writer Zhuang, find a way to save the dean. If this continues, the dean will soon be tortured to death by hallucinations."

Zhuang Mengdie frowned, glaring at the triumphant half of his head, which was facing Zhuang Mengdie's three eyes with the only remaining eye, with a smirking expression. She bite the two rows of teeth together, rubbed them hard, and made a creaking sound.

Zhuang Mengdie looked at the two rows of teeth in the half-headed mouth, and suddenly gave a shock.

"I have a way."

"any solution?"

Everyone leaned in immediately.

"Does your hospital have glue?"

"glue?"

"Yes. How much?"

"Bring them all, the more the better."

"Ok."

Immediately a nurse ran out and took the glue.

Ye Tiandao, "Writer Zhuang, what are you going to use glue for?"

Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "Of course she was glued to the ground. Although she has only half of her head left and barely occupies the ground, she will eventually fall on the ground."

"You mean, shall we stick her to the floor with glue?"

Zhuang Mengdie nodded.

Half of the head saw the nurse rushing out, expecting that Ye Tian and the others were thinking about dealing with himself again, so his face sank and angrily said, "You idiots, are you discussing ways to deal with me again? Tell you, I will be there. You killed the dean before you came up with a specific method."

After finishing speaking, he immediately opened his throat and shouted, "Dean, now there is a strong wind on the ground, and the fire is spreading wildly with the strong wind. The fire has burned to your chest and your heart is on fire. The flames are licking you. Your heart shrunk and shrunk under the blazing flames. The original fist-sized heart has shrunk to the size of an egg now. Dean, do you feel that your heart feels depressed and uncomfortable?"