Maoshan Ghostbusters

The fat lady smelled the pungent stench, and when she reacted, she was already drenched in dung.

"Oh my god, which **** is doing a wicked thing? It's actually poop? I said why it smells so bad."

After discovering that she was splashed with dung water, the fat woman became furious.

At the beginning of the lantern outside the window, the night was getting darker, and I saw the red figure flashing. Before the fat lady could see it clearly, I saw a beautiful figure in a red dress standing on the window sill, smiling at her. The woman in the red dress deliberately twisted a pair of slender and attractive legs on the window sill, and deliberately lifted the skirt up to show off her beautiful long legs.

"Dead fat woman, don't you hate my jade legs that hook the soul of a man the most?"

After the female ghost finished speaking, she continued to twist her long legs to do various difficult movements on the windowsill, kicking her legs for a while, playing one-line horse for a while, and deliberately twisted her body to do rollovers and handstands to show off her good figure. You know, the female ghost was a dancer before she was alive, and it didn't take much effort to do these movements that ordinary people seem to be strenuous.

The fat lady was already scared and stuttered, "Go away, this is my window sill."

The handsome guy immediately pulled the fat woman aside and reached out to close the window.

But the female ghost still held a big top on the windowsill, making faces at them.

The fat woman said in surprise, "What's the matter? There are signs on the window, why can she stand on the windowsill?"

The female ghost sneered, "Your talisman has expired now, it doesn't work at all."

"It's invalid? How is it possible? I asked the mage to post it specifically to prevent you from breaking into my house to retaliate against me."

"But now, the talisman on the window is gone. Believe it or not, I can break in and kill you now?"

"No! Don't kill me."

"Huh! Why didn't you kill you? You killed me with such a cruel method, and now I want to treat him in a human way. I want you to die very ugly."

"No! Please, don't kill me."

The fat woman collapsed to the ground in fright, and she looked back at the leg on the table unconsciously, and found that the leg was still there, she couldn't help laughing.

"Yo, didn't you have your legs cut off long ago? Why are you still having two legs?"

At this time, the woman standing on the window sill is naturally a ghost in a red dress.

The female ghost laughed, "Fat woman, your head is really wooden, I am a ghost now, ghosts change, don’t you know? Stupid ugly woman, you are not the legs that hate me the most Actually, if you cut off one of my legs, I can grow more legs." After speaking, the female ghost smiled strangely.

Immediately afterwards, the fat woman and the handsome guy felt a flower in front of them. Looking at the female ghost, countless legs have grown. These legs are entwined under her, supporting her slender body and beautiful face. Unbelievable beauty.

The countless beautiful jade legs supported her body, crawling around on the windowsill, like a huge human-shaped spider.

"Come on, fat lady, your death date has come, come and die!"

When the female ghost finished speaking, she immediately let out a grinning laugh.

The fat woman and the handsome guy screamed in fear. The handsome guy fell to the ground, and the fat woman fainted in fright.

The female ghost snorted coldly, "A couple of dogs and men, my chance of revenge has finally come."

The handsome guy immediately shouted, "My dear, the person I love the most is you, you must not kill me."

The female ghost smiled, "Really? You can really lie? You said that when you saw this fat lady, you were nauseous and nauseous. You didn't bother to look at her for ten and a half months. But in fact, you put her Serve like a queen. Hmph, you just fried the steak for her. I saw it all. After you fry the steak, you cut it into small pieces and put it in front of her. She still doesn’t like it. The way you eat. How cheap do you say you are? This is what I saw. When I can’t see, I don’t know how cheap you can be? Did you even lick her toes? I really look down on you This kind of guy who is obviously wicked but full of lies. Are you still a man? Tell you, I have seen you clearly, you don't want to use lies to deceive me again. I won't believe you anymore. You are a thoroughgoing The bottom liar. I'm so ignorant that I will be fooled by you."

The handsome guy said, "No! Honey, I can explain this matter. Actually, I was forced to be with her. If I didn't follow her everything, she would cut off my financial resources, you know. People cannot survive without money. For money and for a comfortable life, I must compromise."

"Humph! That's why you are trying hard to please this woman just for the money? She is so ugly, don't you feel sick with her?"

"I've long been used to the life of beautiful men and beasts. My dear, you are no longer young. You should understand that although love is very important, love is not all of life. Real life will make everyone strive to survive. Come down and compromise. Although I am handsome, but I can't make money and do nothing, so I have to rely on her. Only with her can I live the luxury life that everyone envy. I'm lazy and do things. Lack of patience and toughness, people like me will not succeed. I understand my weaknesses, so I use my strengths, of course my strength is my appearance, to find a woman like her with money and ugliness as a wife. You Don't despise me. Any kind of marriage is a complementary relationship, and any successful marriage has economic factors. Only a marriage of affection cannot last long. Only a marriage based on a financial relationship is the most stable. After you understand the more ancient and unchanging law of money, you will understand that my choice is correct. You are not smart. If you understand this law earlier, I believe you will find your own happiness a long time ago. Instead of being a lonely ghost."

The female ghost scolded fiercely, "You **** in beautiful male skin, don't tell me anything. In fact, you are just a little white face eating soft rice."

"You don't have to look down on me. If you eat soft food, you can live in a villa, drive a sports car and wear a brand, and still have a lot of money to spend. I believe that no man will refuse. I did nothing wrong. Everyone in this world I’m working hard to survive, and I’m no exception. If the prerequisite for a happy life is to be a cook, scrubber and cleaner for a rich woman, I’m willing to do it, it’s that simple."

"I look down on you men, especially you. I still talk about eating soft rice."

"Actually, men like me are all over the street. You don't have to be so angry. Although men have gold under their knees, no man would be too stingy to kneel for a better life."