Maoshan Ghostbusters

The female ghost laughed loudly, "Poor ugly lady, now you finally understand what a man is, right? You also recognize the true face of the person next to your pillow?"

The handsome guy said angrily, "Shut up, bitch, anyway, the person I love is not you, it's useless to be crooked."

The female ghost smiled and said, "I really admire you so much, every day I bow to the ugly lady, serve her with all my heart, and be a good husband who is obedient and obedient, but when her front foot is gone, you open the back foot. Refrigerator, take my legs out of the fridge and play with them carefully, am I right?"

The handsome guy flushed with shame, "Shut up, it's nonsense."

The female ghost laughed, "I explained that it is all truthful, why don't you dare to admit it? Don't worry, she dare not throw you away easily, because you have the evidence of her murder, with my leg, she I dare not take you at all. This is called a leg in hand, I have the world."

The handsome guy said angrily, "You have enough, you ran to my house and made such a fuss. It should be enough."

The female ghost smiled and said, "Why do I have to be modest? My ultimate goal is to send you men and women to the west."

The fat woman said angrily, "Don't think about it, you bitch, since you like to go to public toilets to pick up manure and water so much, you should go quickly. Get out!"

The handsome guy persuaded, "My wife, let's leave her alone. Let her go."

The fat woman nodded, "Husband, you go now to see if that **** mage is dead?"

The handsome guy looked at the mage lying on the ground, shaking with fright.

"My wife, it's not that I don't want to go. Touching a corpse will really have a nightmare."

The fat woman said angrily, "You stupid, you know that you will eat mine and live mine. If you have nothing to do, you will find a way to engage a woman and ask you to do a little thing. You are so scared?"

"My wife, maybe that guy is dead. If I touch him, I will really have nightmares. Touching the body is not a trivial matter."

"Can you be a **** man? Ask you to go up and see if he is dead. Is it so difficult?"

The female ghost laughed when she saw the handsome guy being scolded.

"My dear, the result of your marrying a rich woman is that you have to be her slave for the rest of your life. Following her instructions, you have no human rights at all."

The handsome guy said angrily, "Shut up. You bitch, stop talking."

The fat woman sneered, "He is willing to be my slave. He is willing to be called by me. He once said that he is willing to be a dog for me."

The female ghost asked the handsome guy, "Oh, can you even say that you are willing to be a dog for her?"

The handsome guy nodded, "I did say that I would be a dog for her. In fact, as long as two people can stay together every day, it really doesn't matter who is the owner and who is the dog."

The female ghost glared at the handsome guy, "Bah, I really look down on you, for the sake of money, I don't care about personality at all."

The fat woman contemptuously said, "What do you know? This is true love."

The female ghost glared at them fiercely, "Bitch! What a bitch!"

The fat lady patted the handsome guy and sneered, "My dear, are you willing to do anything for me?"

The handsome guy nodded, "Yes, for you, I can't even take my life."

The fat woman nodded in satisfaction, "Well, my dear, now go and see if that **** mage is dead?"

"Wife, don't do it."

"Don't act like a baby, go quickly."

The handsome guy had to walk forward shivering, squatted down, and turned over the Master Shawan who was lying on the ground.

Who knows, after such a turn, the handsome guy saw Master Sawan's face pale as a piece of paper, and his lips were bloodless, he immediately screamed and collapsed on the ground.

The fat woman said angrily, "What's wrong? What are you afraid of? He didn't cheat the corpse."

The handsome guy shuddered, "But his face is obviously a dead face, there is no blood at all."

"He bleeds so much and his face is still ruddy, that's weird. Go, take a look at his breath and see if he still breathes?"

The handsome guy was trembling with fright, "My wife, I dare not."

"Then what's not to dare? You are really useless, forget it, let me do it myself."

The fat woman couldn't wait, so she squatted down and stretched out her hand to detect Master Sawan's breath.

"Well, breathing, he's not dead yet."

The handsome guy heard that Master Shawan was still alive, and immediately came to his head.

"Ah? He's still alive? That's great, let's save him quickly, wife, I will move him to the sofa now, you go to our bedroom, bring the medical kit, and I will bandage him."

Looking at the dying Master Shawan, the fat woman showed a strange smile on her face.

The handsome guy felt strange seeing the fat lady standing still.

"My wife, go get the medicine kit. Why stand in a daze? He shed a lot of blood. If he doesn't bandage in time, his life will be in danger."

The fat woman nodded thoughtfully, turned and left.

The handsome guy still felt that something was wrong with the fat woman and hurriedly called her.

"Hey, wife, go get the medicine kit, why are you holding that leg?"

The fat woman turned her face abruptly and said viciously, "Because I don't want you to stare at this leg. You have been staring at this leg just now. I hate the obsessive look you look at when you look at it."

The female ghost laughed.

The handsome guy smiled noncommitantly, "My wife, you are really nervous. Now it's a mess. I'm not in the mood to look at my arms and legs."

"No, I have to take this leg away, as long as it leaves your sight, I will feel more at ease."

The handsome guy nodded helplessly, "Well, whatever you want."

The fat woman snorted and walked away with that leg.

The handsome guy hugged Master Sawan and dragged him to the edge of the sofa, but the ground was full of dung and water. He had to move the unconscious Master Sawan around on the floor, and it took the boss's effort to get Master Sawan. Move to the sofa and lie down.

"Oh my god, I'm really exhausted."

The handsome guy turned his head and found that the fat woman was standing behind him with a leg in one hand and a medicine box in the other, looking at him with cold eyes, making him scream.

"Ah, wife, when did you come over, why didn't you make a sound?"

"Husband, you are too tired, so you didn't hear my footsteps."

The handsome guy wiped off his cold sweat and flashed aside, opened his eyes wide, and looked at the fat woman in surprise.

"Wife, what's the matter with you? My face is strange."

The fat woman sneered, "Husband, I'm fine, you are tired. I will do the next thing, you can step aside."

The handsome guy said, "Don't, I'll do the rough work like dressing up wounds. You don't usually do housework at all, and I'm worried you can't do it well."

After the handsome guy finished speaking, he reached out for the medicine box, but the fat woman patted his hand off.

"No, I said, you are tired, I will do the next thing."

"Well, whatever you want."