Maoshan Ghostbusters

The master frowned, "Hey, you women are really incomprehensible creatures."

Grandma sneered, "If you don't understand, it's right."

The lord looked at the bowl of tea, his face pale in fright.

"Madam, what do you mean by carrying this poison with you?"

Grandma let out a sneer.

"I bring this medicine powder, naturally it is useful for me."

After all, grandma's old and yellowed eyes reflected a chilling killing intent.

The master suddenly realized, and exclaimed, "Madam, I have no fewer than ten concubines, but all these ten beautiful concubines died unexpectedly after their marriage. Did they die--"

Is their death related to you?

This is naturally what the master wants to say.

Grandma laughed and said sternly, "Yes, I killed them. These fireworks women born in the brothel, don't want to be equal to me. Are these horrible goods trampled by thousands of people worthy of sharing my husband? They simply You don't deserve to be married to be concubines in the house, understand? I don't want their dirty feet to stain our courtyard and bedroom."

The master was so shocked that he was paralyzed on the grandmaster's chair. He stretched out a hand and pointed at his grandmother. He couldn't even straighten his tongue.

"You! You actually poisoned so many beautiful women? How did you succeed?"

"Huh! None of them want to take you away from me. These bitches, thinking that they are young and beautiful, want to sit back and enjoy their lives, marrying wealthy people and wearing gold and silver. How can there be so many good things waiting? They? At least I don't have one here."

Grandma stretched out her hand and patted the dazed master, and sneered, "Master, you remember, as long as you dare to marry, I dare to poison them. If you don't believe it, you can marry the catkins home and try."

The master was frightened in a cold sweat, "Madam, since you have told me the truth, how dare I marry again? Didn't I harm them by marrying them home?"

Grandma laughed triumphantly, "These bitches, no one is allowed to step into my house."

The master stammered and said, "My wife, from now on, I will never take a concubine anymore. I will stay with you wholeheartedly, right?"

Grandma smiled and said, "It's good to know. Master, you have finally realized. It's best if you don't even go shopping in Huajie Liuxiang in the future, that would be great."

The master turned his face to look at Master Kuwu who was sitting aside, and smiled awkwardly.

"Master, these are all housework in our family. Master, you laughed."

Master Kuwu smiled, "Everyone has housework. Don't worry, these things are naturally rotten in my stomach. I will keep them secret for my grandparents."

The master looked at his grandma and sighed, "Women, it really makes a man unable to read biology for a lifetime."

Master Kuwu laughed, "In fact, women understand very well. They are empathetic and gentle on the surface. In fact, they are tyrannical and fierce, especially towards their men. They are very dedicated to feelings, and they are crazy about their lovers. , It’s just that the men in the world are probably a group of people who are too old, showing mercy, and seeing one love one. Therefore, men and women can never reach the same pace in their attitudes towards feelings, and many contradictions arise. These contradictions evolve into At the extreme, there is nothing unusual about a murder."

The master smiled bitterly, "The master is correct, it is really a fan of the authorities, but the master is a bystander clear."

Master Kuwu said with a smile, "Master, now that you already know how much grandma loves you, then you should keep your heart safe from now on, stay steadfast with grandma and spend the rest of your life together."

The master looked at his grandma and nodded, "That's all."

Master Kuwu smiled and said, "Well, let's just analyze Zen and forget the business."

The master was surprised, "What business?"

Master Kuwu pointed to the bowl of tea, "Of course it is this bowl of tea."

Grandma nodded, "Well, it's a matter of urgency. We have to get rid of the young grandma quickly, so that she won't be against me in the future. I will tell the maid to send the tea to the young grandmother's bedroom." After that, she picked up the tea bowl and walked to the door. .

Master Kuwu got up, stopped, "Hold on."

Grandma stopped and said in surprise, "Huh? What else does the master give?"

Master Kuwu stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards grandma.

"Give me tea."

The grandma was puzzled, and passed the tea to Master Kuwu.

Master Kuwu took the tea, moved his nose to the edge of the tea bowl, sniffed it hard, frowning.

Grandma said anxiously, "Master, is there anything wrong?"

"Did grandma put a lot of powdered medicine just now?"

"Well, I didn't let it go."

"No wonder this bowl of tea has a strong bitter almond taste."

Grandma said in surprise, "But the taste of bitter almonds is the original taste of powdered medicine."

Master Kuwu said, "The taste of bitter almonds is too strong. The young lady is cunning, and she must be suspicious. Once she is suspicious, she will not drink this bowl of tea."

Grandma frowned, "What can I do?"

Master Kuwu laughed, "Moreover, the color of this bowl of tea has changed from normal yellowish brown to reddish after putting the powder in it. The color of the tea is not right."

Grandma looked at the bowl of tea, her face looked embarrassed and at a loss.

Master Kuwu said, "Grandma doesn't need to worry, we just need to add some brown sugar to this bowl of tea and it will be fine. The color and smell of brown sugar will cover the color and smell of powder."

Grandma nodded, "Good idea, I'll add brown sugar to her. There is brown sugar in the kitchen." After speaking, she immediately opened the door and reached out to call the little maid who was wiping the floor in the corridor.

The maid quickly put down the broom and ran over and asked, "What is grandma calling me?"

"You go to the kitchen with this bowl of tea and ask the chef to add some brown sugar in."

"Oh, got it, I'm going now."

After the maid finished speaking, she turned to leave, but was called to a stop by her grandma.

"Wait, after adding the sugar, send the tea directly to the young lady's room."

"I see. This tea is for young grandmother."

The grandma grabbed the maid and said, "Yes, you must watch the young grandma drink the tea with your own eyes."

The maid shivered as she looked at grandma's stern gaze, and stammered, "Grandma, I remember."

The maid took the tea, turned and walked towards the kitchen, still muttering, "Good tea, what kind of brown sugar is added? If this tea has brown sugar added, can it still be drunk?"

After entering the kitchen, the maid told the cook directly to add brown sugar.

The chef said in surprise, "It's just a cup of tea, with brown sugar added? This rich family really can play."

The maid smiled, "This is what my grandma ordered."

The cook smiled bitterly, "Brown sugar is on the stove, you can add it as you like. I'm busy cutting vegetables, I can't make it."

The maid opened the sugar jar, scooped a large spoonful, and put it in the tea.

"Anyway, it was for the young lady."

"By the way, how is the young grandma now? I just heard that she was dismissed."

"Well, she was divorced. Now grandma asked her to tie her up and lock her in the room."

"Ah? Why? It won't happen after all, and still lock people up?"

"Because the young lady killed someone."

"Ah? Who did the young lady kill?"

"Cook, you stay in the kitchen when you see the sky, and you don't know anything. The young lady killed Xiao Cui and Zhang Ma, and it was about to turn the sky over."

"Huh? Is there such a thing?"

"Yeah. Okay, I'm leaving, and I will bring tea to the young lady."

After the maid said, she went out with tea.

The kitchen lady opened her mouth, pondered for a long time, then sighed and continued to cut vegetables.