Maoshan Ghostbusters

Ye Tian said sternly, "Little monster, what can I keep secret?"

The little monster smiled, "I just don't want to tell you, in fact, you are really stupid. You should have thought of who is my biological father."

Ye Tian asked, "Who is it? Is it Azan?"

The little monster laughed so hard that he could not stand up. "You are so stupid."

Ye Tiandao, "Isn't it Azan?"

The little monster smiled, "Yes, nor is it."

Ye Tian said angrily, "Little monster, what is your **** answer?"

The little monster sneered, "I understand it, my answer is that it's right to say yes, and it's right to say no."

As soon as the voice fell, I heard a groan, and then, a small fluffy body rose into the sky and rushed towards the little monster standing on the windowsill.

The little monster exclaimed and flashed aside.

"You little cat, it wasn't enough for me to kill me last time. Come here to **** me again? Tell you, I already know your routine. You don't want to succeed this time."

The Siamese cat stood still on the window sill, glaring at the little monster and groaning constantly.

At this moment, one cat and one strange face each other, just as the so-called enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, and sparks seem to burst out where their eyes meet.

"Go away, you hateful little cat, this time I must take revenge and tear you to pieces."

When the little monster finished speaking, he stretched out his small paws and rushed towards the Siamese cat grinning.

Zhuang Mengdie exclaimed, "Ye Tian, ​​shoot, don't let it hurt Meow."

Ye Tian immediately drew his pistol, aimed at the back of the little monster, and shot it with a bang. The little monster who was planning to rush to bite the Siamese cat suddenly turned around, rose into the air, turned a meter high, and avoided The bullet.

The behavior of the little monster stunned all three people present.

Zhuang Mengdie whispered, "Ye Tian, ​​do you think the little monster seems to be more powerful than before after this resurrection."

Ye Tian nodded, "I found it too."

The little monster smiled, "You stupid guys, spirits absorb Yuehua, not only can heal wounds, but also increase the strength of your own spells. Don't you even understand this?"

After the little monster finished speaking, he stood up again and stood still on the top of cabinet 4. Then, like a little adult, he walked back and forth on the top of the cabinet with his little hands on his back, in a condescending posture overlooking the enemy.

"Ahem, the dust on the top of the cabinet is so thick, Pharaoh, you seem to be lazy. Wait for the day to come, so quickly wipe the top of the cabinet."

When Lao Wang heard it, his nose crooked.

"I'm! You little monster, you want to support me? Besides, you asked me to clean the top of the cabinet to make it easier for you to climb up and down, right?"

The little monster struggled to hold back his laugh, "That's what I mean, if you don't clean it up, how can I walk on it?"

Pharaoh was so angry that he grabbed the mop that was resting on the wall and swung it towards the little monster. The little monster dodges his attack with just one light jump.

The mop hit the cabinet, shaking all the bottles and jars on the shelf together, making clanking noises.

The little monster was so happy that he slapped his hands straight, "Ah, I didn't hit me, come again, come again."

The fire in his heart didn't evaporate when Lao Wang saw the shot defeated. When the little monster provoked, he realized that the fire was even bigger.

"Little bastard, you wait, today I have to beat you to kneel and call your father."

The little monster hooked his finger at Old Wang, "Come on! Come on!"

Lao Wang snorted coldly, raised the mop, and was about to smash it down again, and was hugged by Ye Tian.

"Pharaoh, the little monster is stimulating you, don't be fooled. You smash it like this, if you drop the bottle on the shelf, I see how you explain it to the dean."

Lao Wang said angrily, "This little Wang Ba Lao is so angry with me, and I still care so much?" After finishing speaking, his right elbow secretly slammed into Ye Tian's right rib, Ye Tian was holding him, where could he be guarded and eat firmly. A cubit.

Ye Tian was in pain and let go.

To vent his anger, Lao Wang once again raised the mop and swung his head to follow the little monster.

Unexpectedly, the little monster smiled and avoided again.

This time, Lao Wang used his strength to eat milk.

It’s a pity that this blow still failed, and it still hit the cabinet. I heard a muffled noise. The bottles and jars on the cabinet shook together again. One of the bottles couldn’t stand the shaking and squeaked towards Sliding along the edge of the shelf, almost in the blink of an eye, the bottle had already slid to the edge of the shelf, and the bottle body had begun to tilt. Obviously, the bottle was about to fall down.

Upon seeing this, Zhuang Mengdie rushed over, intending to reach out to help, but when she saw what was in the bottle, she immediately screamed and stepped aside.

"Eyes! All eyes!"

Just as Zhuang Mengdie hesitated, the bottle suddenly slipped off the shelf. Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Ye Tian hurried forward, reached out to catch it, and put the bottle back to its original place.

The little monster leaned back and forth on the cabinet happily, "Ah, you are really ignorant. What's so strange about seeing your eyes in a place like a hospital?"

Old Wang said angrily, "Little monster, you shut up, you are the cause of all this."

Ye Tian patted Pharaoh on the shoulder, "Pharaoh, you should calm down first, put the mop down, and don't wave around."

Lao Wang pouted, Zhuang Mengdie stepped forward and grabbed the mop.

"Pharaoh, it's messy enough now, so don't make trouble for yourself. If you really dropped the eye of the bottle just now, how can I explain it to the dean?"

Lao Wang sighed and glared at the little monster, "It's this little **** who provokes me. Forget it, I don't know much about it."

The little monster continued to stroll on the top of the cabinet, "Huh, tell you, none of you can offend me. It's best to stay here obediently and listen to my instructions. From now on, this hospital will be managed by me. I will be a hospital. Chief. If I become the dean, I must turn this hospital into a purgatory, so that all the patients here will not live as well as die and suffer hardships. Haha, it is so decided, I want to be the dean! Officer Ye, your body The quality is so good, it’s most suitable to use you for human experimentation. As for Lao Wang, you are an old man. If you don’t use it, you can send it to the morgue to wait for death. Writer Zhuang, eh? I haven’t figured out how to deal with her, so I put it aside. As for this **** kitten, I will peel off its skin, eat its meat, and watch it grinning in front of me."

The little monster was talking so much that he turned his face to look on the window sill, and was shocked.

"No, what about the little fat cat? Why is it missing?"

There is nothing on the windowsill, where is the shadow of the Siamese cat?

In order to conceal his panic, the little monster continued to speak loudly.

"When I become the dean, I must turn this place into a living **** without grass. But where did that fat cat go?"

The little monster is still a child after all, and at the end of the boast, he is still worried about where the Siamese cat has gone.