Maoshan Ghostbusters

Who would have thought that when Zhuang Mengdie and Ye Tian scolded the little monster, the pair of Siamese babies also quarreled.

"Asshole, this head should be mine, do you understand?"

"What? What **** are you talking about? It's mine. You stand aside."

"Damn it, please leave my body."

"Bah, you are the one who should leave!"

"It seems that I should use some violence, otherwise you will not automatically abstain."

"Don't brag, I'm as strong as you, come on, everyone will be violent together, I'm not afraid of you."

The chirping mouth on that head is more exciting than stand-up comedy.

Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie were both dumbfounded.

Zhuang Mengdie was surprised, "Oh my God, what's the situation?"

Ye Tian frowned, "I seem to understand, the two of them are fighting for the common head."

Zhuang Mengdie smiled bitterly, "It seems that being a Siamese baby is really troublesome. I don't have two independent bodies, and I have to fight with my closest relatives. It's really cruel."

The little monster coughed twice, "Hey, you two, can you shut up? It's noisy."

Zhuang Mengdie cursed, "Little monster, you are a pervert, what are you fierce?"

The little monster glared at Zhuang Mengdie viciously, "Smelly woman, you better not mess with me."

Ye Tian persuaded in a low voice, "Forget it, let's ignore it."

Over there, the quarrel continued.

"Asshole, it seems you don't believe me, so I have to show it to you."

After finishing speaking, one of the bodies suddenly stretched out his hands, grabbed the other's body, and said viciously, "Our trouble is-from the neck up, it is the common part of both of us."

The other hurriedly corrected, "No! What you said is wrong, our brains are independent."

"Yes, and the brain is independent. So what we have to do now is to quickly separate, just from above the neck."

"You are simply talking about dreams. We obviously only have one neck."

"Oh? Then let that neck be mine."

"Damn, you bastard, what are you doing? Don't mess around."

"Shut up! Don't make any noise, it's just a bit painful, just hold back."

"Crazy man, it hurts a little bit, it hurts terribly, oh--ah--help!"

After the harsh screams.

The body of a little baby was torn off alive, the headless body was like falling leaves in the wind, quietly falling to the ground, motionless.

However, the quarrel continued.

"Asshole, what are you doing? You just tore out my body."

"Huh? You idiot, didn't you find that your body is superfluous? Didn't you see that a normal human should be a head and a body? Now we two have two bodies, only one head. The body that comes out must be removed, do you understand?"

"Oh! Why do you think that my body is extra? In my opinion, your body is extra. No, you did such a cruel thing to me just now. I want revenge, I want Let you have no body."

Next, the strange baby started a series of strange behaviors. First he stretched out his hands and wrapped his neck tightly, but the next second, he immediately let go of his hands and shouted pain.

After so many times, he finally stopped.

"Damn! It's too bad. This body doesn't obey my command at all."

"It's very simple, because this body is mine. And your body is over there."

He raised his little finger and pointed at the headless corpse lying on the ground.

"No! It won't be like this."

"I'm so sorry, I just took your body out. So you can't control your body to retaliate against me now. And my body won't obey your command. Now, your body is yours. The brain is out of touch, so he can only collapse on the ground and become a pool of rotten meat. Your body is completely ruined, without the brain, he is just a pile of rotten meat."

The little baby laughed triumphantly, but soon his laughter was masked by his own crying, and the little baby cried for a while and laughed for a long time.

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "If it is seen by ordinary people who don’t know the truth, this little baby must be crazy, but who would have thought that the reason why he cried and laughed for a while is entirely because there are two brains controlling him at this moment. , This kid is so pitiful. Damn little monster, stop your evil spell."

The little monster shook his head, "No! I'm seeing something wonderful, you told me to stop, what do you think? I advise you to shut up and keep watching."

Zhuang Mengdie said angrily, "Little monster, only lunatics like you take cruelty as funny. You are too abnormal. If you don't wake them up, they are still lying in the bottle. It's all because of you. They will become what they are now."

The little monster sneered, "Smelly woman, don’t blame me. I’m showing you the ugly and hypocritical side of human beings. You humans are born selfish. For your own benefit, you don’t hesitate to do anything cruel, even in the face of your fellow citizens. Brothers, don’t let your hands go. Are these two pairs of Siamese babies a living example?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Little monster, I don't believe that I can't cure you. Ye Tian, ​​what about our black dog blood?"

Ye Tiandao said, "It was all used up just now, but there is still a big bucket in Azan's ward."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Then you go get it quickly, I'm afraid something more terrifying will happen in a while."

Ye Tian nodded, hurried out of the reference room and ran towards the ward.

The little monster looked at Ye Tian's back and sneered, "Huh, I'm afraid that you will get the black dog blood back, it's too late."

Zhuang Mengdie said angrily, "Damn little monster, just look forward to it, close your crow's mouth."

The little monster hung upside down on the fluorescent lamp, laughing so that the fluorescent lamp kept dangling, and the electric sparks flickered non-stop.

After a while, the little baby finally calmed down and stopped crying or laughing. But the expression on his face became very strange.

"Asshole, I know how to deal with you."

"Huh, how are you going to deal with me?"

"Very simple, since your bastard's brain is in my head—"

"Hey, how do you talk? This head is obviously shared by you and me. Why do you say you are alone?"

"Shut up! This head is mine now! Mine! Do you understand?"

"Insane! From my point of view, you are crazy if you want to monopolize this head?"

"I just want to monopolize this head, do you have any opinions?"

"I said, brother, do you think too much? Mom gave us both of our brains in one head. Do you think it's possible to monopolize this head?"

"Why is it impossible? I said it might be possible."