Maoshan Ghostbusters

Master Azan was dragged by the little monster and flew directly towards Wu Yingying's home. Along the way, Master Azan wanted to run, but he couldn't move his body. It was miserable. The little monster can only let him drag him through the tall buildings, and finally, fly towards the tall towers.

"That's the one. Mom lives there."

The little monster took Master Azan and Wu Yingying to settle on the balcony.

Master Azan looked at the balcony of the neighbor's house, and then at the balcony of Wu Yingying, he couldn't help sighing.

"You look like a lazy woman."

Wu Yingying said in an angry manner, "What are you talking nonsense? Why do you call me lazy?"

"Look at the balcony of other people's homes. There are either rose flowers or tomatoes and cucumbers. Look at your balcony. There are only a few empty flower pots. This is not lazy, what is it?"

"Oh, those things you said, I have planted them before, but I was impatient, and they died within a few days after planting them."

"That's because you are lazy. If you are diligent, just water and fertilize when you have nothing to do. They will not die. Flowers are the best to feed."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Don't you plan to just stand on the balcony?"

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she turned and entered the room.

As soon as Mage Azan entered, he immediately smelled a strong scent of alcohol, and then stepped his leg, and with a clang, an empty wine bottle rolled aside. With the bright moonlight, Master Azan saw the sofa, coffee table and TV in the room, and felt that this room should be a living room.

"You're a real alcoholic. Just kick it, it's just a wine bottle."

Wu Yingying sneered, "What's the matter with the drunkard? Just like you, ugly like a ghost in hell, it would be nice to have someone want you. Do you still want to pick me?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about? I am a cultivator, and I am determined not to marry a wife."

"Huh, why are you resolute not to marry a wife? Now that you and I have raised your sons, do you still say not to marry a wife?"

"You stupid woman, please be more mindful. The little monster is not my child at all."

Wu Yingying smiled, "It doesn't matter, anyway, you have entered my house now, you are my person, you love to admit it or not. It doesn't matter."

The little monster was very excited. As soon as he entered the house, he jumped on the sofa, "Wow, I finally got to my mother's house, so I can have a good rest."

Wu Yingying touched the light switch on the wall and turned on the fluorescent lamp. Everything in the house was in full view.

There are many dirty dishes on the coffee table, many food packaging bags thrown on the floor and sofa, and empty wine bottles and fast food lunch boxes are everywhere.

Master Azan couldn't laugh or cry, "Damn, what is the difference between your living room and the garbage dump? Do you never clean up the room?"

"Why do you want to clean up the room? How boring it is to clean up the room."

Wu Yingying smoothly picked up a wine bottle on the table and poured it into her mouth without looking at it. As a result, no drop of wine came out. Then she picked up several other wine bottles on the table and found them all empty, and immediately swept them to the ground.

"Oops, there is no wine. I should have bought the wine downstairs before coming up."

Master Azan kindly advised, "Hey, didn't you just give birth to a baby?"

Wu Yingying smiled, "Yeah, what's the matter then?"

"I just gave birth, so I can't drink."

"Bah, whose rules are all these. Ah, I remembered that before I left, I put a dozen beer in the refrigerator. I have it in stock."

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she immediately ran to the refrigerator and took out a dozen Budweiser.

"Look, what did I find?"

Master Azan looked at him and shook his head, "You are so desperate to drink cold beer."

Wu Yingying bit off the bottle cap with her teeth, and took a sip.

"You must learn to enjoy life. The Buddhist scriptures say that people are born to suffer. This is wrong. People come to enjoy happiness. As long as you live a day, you must eat, sleep, and have fun. If you die, you won’t be wronged."

Master Azan watched Wu Yingying pour wine into her stomach, crying and laughing, "You are such a crazy woman, if every woman thinks like you, wouldn't the world be in chaos?"

Wu Yingying grabbed the little monster, carried it to her side and sat down.

"Come on, baby boy, do you want to drink with your mother?"

"Okay."

The little monster was also welcome, grabbed a bottle of wine, and followed Wu Yingying's way, bit off the bottle cap, and drank gulps.

Master Azan sighed, "If there is a mother, there must be a son. This is true. The drunkard is still a drunkard."

The little monster said angrily, "Shut up, don't make any noise. You are making such a noise, it will disturb the Yaxing of our mother and son drinking."

Master Azan smiled bitterly, "Okay, then I won't disturb you mother and son. Now that you two have returned home, you have drunk the wine. Can you untie the rope for me?"

The little monster shook his head, "No, untie the rope, what can you do if you run away? Of course, I am not worried about not being able to catch up with you, but that when I am chasing you, I will be misunderstood by outsiders. I look different from ordinary children."

Master Azan sneered, "Hmph, you still know that you look different from ordinary children."

While talking, Wu Yingying had already drank three bottles of beer in one go.

Watching her throw the empty wine bottles to the ground one by one, Master Azan couldn't help it.

"Hey, that woman, can you relax a bit? If you drink like this, you have to drink yourself to death."

Wu Yingying slammed the bottle on the table, glaring at Master Azan, "Ugly, I have a name and a surname, why are you calling me that woman?"

"But I don't even know your name?"

"When you filled out the surgical drape in the hospital before, weren't you by the side? You should know my name."

"Oh? At that time, it seemed to be talking about your name, but I was not impressed, and I forgot all of them."

Wu Yingying sternly said, "Remember, my surname is Wu, Wu Tianwu, and my name is Yingying, which is the one in the autumn water between Yingying Yixiao. Look, this name matches me very much. The beauty looks back, Yingying smiles, it's almost It’s upside down sentient beings."

Master Azan coldly snorted, I bah, are you still smiling? In my opinion, it is almost the same to say that you are a ghost.

At this time, Wu Yingying had half of the heavy makeup on her face. The mascara was so dark that her eyes were dark, like a giant panda, and her hair was messed up like weeds. This appearance is said to be the fierce **** of the Chenghuang Temple, and some people believe in keeping it.

Despite looking awkward, how dare Master Azan say it? After all, he now has no mana and was **** with a rope. If he dared to provoke his hair, Wu Yingying would definitely not be able to spare him.