Maoshan Ghostbusters

The little monster immediately walked up to the dumbfounded Master Azan, grabbed his shirt and dragged it to the bathroom.

"Come on, just tie you to the water pipe, it won't hurt."

"No! You little bastard, you never want to succeed."

Master Azan struggled desperately, but his body was tightly **** with a rope. Where could he move? His body twisted left and right, and he actually brought the coffee table in the living room upside down. Then Wu Yingying was lying on her back on the sofa to sleep, and half of her body was resting on the coffee table. Now that the coffee table is down, she The whole person also slammed and fell to the ground.

The floor was very dirty. The key was that the floor was cold and hard. Wu Yingying woke up suddenly because of the ice.

"Ah? Why am I on the ground."

Wu Yingying opened her eyes and saw that she was dumbfounded just as she was about to go crazy.

It turned out that the little monster just took care of dragging Master Azan into the bathroom, dragging it along the way, not only took the coffee table, but also the sofa and the cabinets in the living room. At this time, the living room can be lively, in addition to a large amount of garbage, the things originally placed in the cupboard have also fallen all over the floor.

"Damn, are you going to demolish the house? My old lady, the cabinet and coffee table are all made of red sandalwood, which is expensive. This sofa is also imported from Italy, and none of them are cheap. If you are in this area, you will knock me out again. ."

As soon as Wu Yingying woke up, she didn't think that she felt distressed when she fell off, and first felt distressed on the furniture in the living room.

The little monster said, "Mom, I'm sorry, I'm all to blame for the **** Azan, I drag him, he always writhes and toss, all the furniture is down by him."

"You bastard! Tell you to destroy my furniture and kill you!"

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, he picked up an empty wine bottle from the ground and beat Master Azan around.

Master Azan screamed screamingly, "Hey, little monster, hurry up and tell your mother to stop. If she fights like this, I must be beaten to death by her. If I die, who will support your father?"

Wu Yingying was startled when she heard this, "Huh? What does this **** mean?"

The little monster hurriedly finished the game, "It's meaningless. By the way, Mom, you don't want to hit him again. If you kill him, you will become a widow."

Mage Azan said viciously, "She was originally a widow, that fox demon is dead early."

Wu Yingying said angrily, "You idiot, stop saying something that I don't understand."

Master Azan smiled, "I'm telling the truth, and it depends on whether you can understand it. However, depending on your IQ, I don't think I can understand it."

Wu Yingying was so angry that he was still beating while carrying the wine bottle.

The little monster hurriedly came out to complete the field, "Mom, don't hit him. Now that you are awake, don't go downstairs to buy something."

"what?"

"Handcuffs."

"Huh? Why buy handcuffs?"

"Of course it is to handcuff Azan, ropes and other things will become weak over time. It is better to handcuff them."

"Huh, my son is right. Mom will go down and buy handcuffs."

"Mom, in the middle of the night, how can there be any handcuffs on the street?"

"My child, you don't understand that. The adult goods store across the street sells handcuffs, and that store is open 24 hours."

Master Azan snorted coldly, "Speaking of such a professionalism, you must be a regular customer of that store, right?"

Wu Yingying sneered, "I'm a regular customer, what can you do with me?" After speaking, she walked to the gate with a twist and opened the door and went out.

The little monster laughed triumphantly, "Azan, the handcuffs are coming soon, don't worry."

Master Azan scolded, "Damn, you mother and son are all crazy."

Wu Yingying came to the adult goods store, and the little boss saw Wu Yingying coming and immediately greeted him.

"Drunk chicken, why haven't you seen you in the past two days, where have you been?"

"You care about me, get me a pair of handcuffs quickly."

"Hey, why are you obsessed with handcuffs? As expected, normal **** can no longer meet your needs. By the way, was the acacia chair you bought from me last time useful?"

After the little boss finished speaking, he immediately put his body up, rubbing his hands in Wu Yingying's skirt.

Wu Yingying grabbed the little boss's hand impatiently and slammed it out.

"Go, go, go and get the handcuffs quickly. I'm waiting to use it."

"Why are you so serious with me? It's not the first time we two—"

Before the little boss finished speaking, Wu Yingying immediately interrupted him.

"Okay, everything is over for both of us, and it's history. I now have a husband and a lovely son. Our family of three is happy."

The little boss was stunned, "What? Husband? Son? Are you kidding me? I didn't even see you getting married, so why did you have a son?"

"There are many things you don't know. Get handcuffs to me quickly."

The little boss took the handcuffs and handed them to her, still unwillingly touch her hands.

"Okay, goodbye."

Wu Yingying shook off his hand impatiently, turned and left.

The little boss looked at Wu Yingying's back and frowned, "Oh, her husband must be a heavy taste, and he also plays with handcuffs. Didn't her son pick it up? He clearly didn't see her pregnant." At the end, he said with relief. , "Wu Yingying was originally a **** with thousands of riders. It really has nothing to do with me who she marries. That child is 100% a fuel bottle brought by the man."

Wu Yingying returned home and immediately handed the handcuffs to the little monster.

"Baby, the handcuffs you want are here."

The little monster took the handcuffs and dragged Master Azan into the bathroom even harder.

"Asshole, I don't want to stay in that smelly place."

"This can't be for you, you have to pay the price for your original cruel behavior."

The little monster gritted his teeth and finished speaking, and dragged Master Azan into the bathroom.

"Mom, help me. Come and hold him, I will get his hand out and handcuff it again."

"Baby, you are so stupid. If you want to handcuff a person to a water pipe, you don’t have to be handcuffed to your wrist, you don’t have to be handcuffed to your ankle. The same is true of handcuffing to your ankle. When the victim is handcuffed to the water pipe, isn’t it the victim’s ankle?"

"Thank you for your mother's reminder. The child understands."

After the little monster finished speaking, he grabbed Master Azan's ankle, clicked and handcuffed it to the water pipe. The little monster raised the key of the handcuffs and dangled in front of Master Azan.

"Okay, dear Azan, just stay in the bathroom obediently. It doesn't taste good, but I will definitely ventilate you regularly."

Master Azan cursed, "You two beast mothers and sons are really embarrassed. You two will not end well."

Wu Yingying picked up the little monster and kissed him, "Baby, let's go, let this **** reflect on it all alone."