Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old lady sighed, "Xiao Wu, you are so selfish. Although our human society is composed of independent families, in fact, our entire human society is a big family. Everyone should learn to care and take care of. Others, because we are all one family."

Wu Yingying said angrily, "Old lady, don't use that outdated view to corrupt me. People nowadays are different from your time. In modern society, everyone is selfish, and no one cares about themselves. You think Is it your age? Eat big pot of rice, go out and ride a car, don’t need money, stay in a shop, don’t need money, everyone is an iron rice bowl, and the house at home is divided by the unit. At that time, people are really happy and don’t have to worry about anything. That’s why they made it. Because your generation is not mindful and unprepared to others, your generation is currently the favorite group of fraudsters, do you understand?"

The old lady said, "I admit that I am old, my thinking cannot keep up with the times, and I am easy to be deceived. But you are so selfish, regardless of everyone's safety, it is too much. After all, the social family is the common habitat of human beings. You let go. Alien species that are offensive to humans must be punished."

Wu Yingying said angrily, "You old bastard, you actually said that my child is a different kind?"

Ye Tian said angrily, "Hey, respect the old man. Your child is a half-orc. You should be very clear. The old lady said it is an alien, or to put it politely, it is actually a monster."

"Don't say that my child is a monster! You bastards, get out of me!"

In response to Wu Yingying’s violent anger, Ye Tian just coughed and took out a pair of handcuffs and walked over, “I’m sorry, this lady, in view of the criminal act of letting the suspect away privately, so we can only ask you to come back with us. The police department assisted in the investigation."

"Shit! Helping with the investigation? It sounds good, but you want to arrest me."

Wu Yingying snorted coldly and turned her face aside.

"It's up to you how you want to understand it. It doesn't matter if you are arrested, it's the same thing anyway. You have violated the law and must follow us."

Ye Tian was about to put the handcuffs on Wu Yingying, and suddenly heard an exclamation from behind him.

"God, isn't this person Azan?"

"Azan? Is he here?"

Ye Tian turned around and found Zhuang Mengdie standing at the door of the bathroom in a panic.

"It's him, come and see."

Everyone ran over and found Azan lying on the ground, motionless.

The old lady said, "It seems that I heard it right. There really is someone in this room. When I asked her, she didn't admit it alive and well."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Just now, Miaomiao went into the bathroom privately. I ran in to grab it. Unexpectedly, I pushed the door and found Azan lying on the ground."

Ye Tian squatted down and probed Azan's breath.

"Well, breathing is a little weak, he should be weaker now, but life should be fine."

He Chuyao said, "Let's wake him up."

Ye Tian nodded, took a closer look, and immediately found something wrong.

"What's the matter? Azan's ankle is handcuffed. It seems that he was imprisoned in the bathroom."

Ye Tian stood up and glared at Wu Yingying, "Say! Who handcuffed Azan here?"

Wu Yingying smiled, "Of course it's me."

"Okay, since you are willing to admit it."

"Don't you just handcuff him? Is there anything I dare not admit? I didn't kill him. He is my husband. I am playing SM with him. He has a heavy taste. He asked me to handcuff him here. He said he liked the feeling of being abused."

Ye Tian said sharply, "You can really bullshit."

"I'm telling the truth."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Okay, then we will wake up Azan now, and believe that your lie is self-defeating." After speaking, he immediately reached out and grabbed Azan Master and shook it vigorously, "Azan, wake up. "

At first, Master Azan did not respond, but after a while, Master Azan suddenly sat up, put his head in his hands, and shouted in panic, "No, don’t hit me, Wu Yingying, little monster, I’m afraid You mother and son."

Ye Tian grabbed Master Azan and reprimanded, "Hey, Azan, what kind of crazy are you making?"

Master Azan was shocked, "Why are you here? Where am I?"

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "You are in someone's toilet now. You are handcuffed to a pipe."

Master Azan suddenly realized, "Ah, I remember, I was taken away by a little monster. The little monster can fly. It takes me and its mother, Wu Yingying. We three flew here together, here. It's Wu Yingying's home. Just now I called for help, and they thought I was too noisy, so they knocked me out."

Ye Tian sneered, "Azan, they handcuffed you, you called for help, and then they stunned you. The sum of all the plots seems to illustrate a problem."

Master Azan said suspiciously, "What's the problem?"

"It seems that you are not in the same group as Little Monster and Wu Yingying."

Master Azan laughed, "I was not in the same group with them. The little monster took me away forcibly. I didn't want to leave the hospital at all. First, because my injury was not healed, and second, if I was After leaving, you will misunderstand that I have a certain relationship with the little monster."

Ye Tian coughed and coughed, "Please pay attention to my wording, I just said it seems that all this seems to indicate that you and the little monster are not in the same group. It is not 100%. Also, you are really taken away by the little monster. Is it?"

"It's true. Can I still lie about this?"

Ye Tian stared at the ugly face of Master Azan, thought for a moment, then suddenly walked to Wu Yingying and stretched out a hand, "Bring it."

Wu Yingying was taken aback, "What?"

"Don't pretend, I'm talking about the key to the cuffs that handcuffed Azan's ankle."

Wu Yingying gave Master Azan a vicious look, walked to the messy coffee table, found a key, handed it to Ye Tian, ​​and said coldly, "Take it."

Ye Tian took the key and opened the handcuffs for Master Azan.

Master Azan anxiously said, "Rope, there is more rope."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll come the same way." After finishing speaking, he didn't help Master Azan untie the rope, instead handcuffed the handcuffs he just opened to his wrist.

At this time, Master Azan went crazy immediately.

"Hey, Officer Ye, what are you doing? I told you to untie the rope. Why didn't you untie the rope and handcuffed me instead?"

Wu Yingying could see clearly beside her, and she couldn't laugh.

Master Azan said angrily, "Wu Yingying, you bastard, is this funny?"

Wu Yingying smiled, "Isn't this funny? You think the police are here to rescue you, but in fact, they are here to arrest you. There is no better joke in this world."