Maoshan Ghostbusters

Blind Wu couldn't help it anymore, and pointed at the kitten and cursed, "Asshole, why are you following me? You are here? What do you want to do? Oh, I see, you want that umbrella, come on Ah, come and get it, I'll give it to you."

Blind Wu finished speaking and deliberately took out the umbrella and dangled it in front of the kitten. As soon as the kitten saw the umbrella, he immediately wailed angrily and made a gesture to jump over.

Blind Wu raised the **** in his hand and smiled triumphantly, "Come on, as long as you dare to come, I will smash your head."

The kitten was standing on the fence, really not daring to get down easily.

Blind Wu waited for a long time, but saw that the kitten did not move, but glared at him with those big eyes. He finally couldn't hold back anymore, picked up the **** in his hand, followed the kitten, and threw it over.

The kitten meowed, flashed over, jumped off the wall, and disappeared.

"Damn it, it's really annoying, I'm running out of sight again. However, I must be able to catch you. After all, I am a human, and you are just a kitten. My brain is bigger than you, and it's impossible to catch you. "

Blind Wu didn't care about picking up the **** off the wall, and ran towards the courtyard.

"To treat a kitten like you, you should first find a way to lure you down, but what should I do to make this hateful kitten fall into the trap?"

Blind Wu returned to the yard. Rhubarb rubbed his leg to beg for joy, and he pushed him away, "Don’t bother me first, I’m thinking. Before we set off, we must deal with the kitten, otherwise This little thing will definitely mess up for us. As soon as I saw that little fluffy meatball, my head buzzed."

Blind Wu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly opened his throat and shouted, "Oh, I understand how to seduce you. You little thing, for you, your favorite food is dried fish. I just need to take the dried fish. Come out, you will definitely be hooked."

Blind Wu entered the house immediately, found the dried fish, put it on a plate, and took it out. Rhubarb smelled the scent of dried fish, and immediately ran over to haunt Wu blind man.

"Go, I can’t eat this dried fish for you. You don’t know how to spit fish bones. What if you get stuck? Now, all my possessions are you. You can’t die. I also hope you can find the corpse and let me I have become famous. If I find the body, I can immediately apply to the village chief for the post of Linhe Village Disciplinary Inspection Committee. I believe that the old village chief will agree to me under pressure. Now I only have the approval of the villagers."

Rhubarb gazed at the dried fish, grievingly, it didn't understand what the owner was saying. However, the master's impatient gesture has shown that this thing is not for it.

Blind Wu was holding the plate and smelling the fishy dried fish. Just about to put down the plate, he saw a small fluffy figure flashed and ran into the yard. Blind Wu saw him, smiled in his heart, hum, this little thing was really eaten when he saw it, and he didn't want to die. However, just put it on the plate, won't it be eaten for nothing? Such a hateful gadget, I followed myself all the way, if I didn't give it a color, wouldn't it be too cheap?

Since I wanted to sanction this little thing, I wouldn't make it easier.

Rhubarb noticed that the kitten had come in and ran over immediately, intending to pounce the kitten, but the kitten leaped slightly and jumped onto the clothes rail.

The clothes pole was two meters high from the ground, and the rhubarb could only stand under the pole and bark barkingly.

"Enough, don't yell, what time is it now, don't make annoyance. Okay, you step aside the rhubarb, you can't deal with this little thing. Didn't you see it wearing a police uniform? It's not an ordinary kitten. "

Rhubarb seemed to understand the master's reprimand, and whimpered and flashed aside.

Blind Wu looked around, what would he do with this little beast? Somehow, his gaze turned around and fell on a clip. Although Wu Blind did not raise chickens, he bought them to deal with Huang Daxian when he raised chickens before. Now they don’t raise chickens, and the family does not raise chickens anymore. No Huang Daxian patronized, the clip was completely scrapped.

Seeing the clip, Blind Wu immediately showed a sinister smile on his face, huh, just do it, use dried fish as bait, and use the clip to catch it. I don't believe it won't be hooked.

When he made up his mind, Blind Wu gave a wicked smile, put the dried fish on the clamp, and pushed the clasp of the clamp upward. The clamp, which was useless for a long time, was rusted after exposure to the sun and rain. He pushed it like this. The clip creaked, sounding like the groan of a dead man before he died, and he shivered with fright, and the clip snapped back.

What the **** is this? In the middle of the night, making this noise is not to scare people to death, right?

Blind Wu wiped off his cold sweat, composing himself, looked up at the kitten, and found that the kitten was standing on the clothes rail looking at him curiously.

"Huh, little thing, you will look good soon, I have tried it. Although this clip is a bit old, it can still be used. Wait a minute, your soft and cute little paw will be pinched by the clip. To At that time, if you limped on a leg, it was much easier to catch you. After catching you, I can only kill you. You should be too much trouble."

Wu Xiazi sneered, pulled the clasp of the clip back, and put the clip under the clothes rail, he walked aside and looked at the kitten with his eyes wide open.

The kitten first looked at him curiously, then looked at the clamp on the ground, and then sniffed vigorously. Obviously, it smelled the scent of dried fish. Finally, it locked his eyes on the dried fish on the clamp and hesitated. , Seems to be considering whether to continue.

"Dear Kitty, I have prepared purely natural dried fish for you. I personally caught these dried fish in the river and put them on the roof to dry. There are absolutely no preservatives and additives. This is authentic. Natural food is different from the dried fish you used to eat. Those are junk food. Come on, don’t hesitate, come down and enjoy the food."

I don’t know if the kitten can understand these provocative words. However, it stared at the dried fish on the ground and walked anxiously on the clothes pole. Obviously, it was already tempted and some of it could not be controlled. .

After hesitating for a while, the kitten finally couldn't stand the temptation, jumped down, and walked slowly towards the dried fish on the clamp.

Blind Wu saw it and slapped him with joy.

"Quick, go quickly, dear kitten, delicious dried fish is waiting for you."

The kitten didn't know what it was, and walked towards the clip step by step.

Rhubarb may be the cause of the sadness of the rabbit and the fox, and suddenly he grunted.

The kitten was taken aback, stopped, and looked back at the rhubarb.

Blind Wu said angrily, "Go, Da Huang shut up."

Rhubarb obediently walked to his kennel, lying on the grass mat, looking at the kitten in silence.

The kitten turned his face and continued to walk towards the clamp.