Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy sighed, "Really, the women nowadays, don't you just touch it, as for the situation that turned upside down and chased with an axe?"

Gao Peng hissed, "Okay, you keep your voice down, pay attention to being heard by the nurse, and come back and fight you hard."

Luffy was frightened in a cold sweat, "Don't, I don't want to be chopped by an axe."

"Forget it, let's go back as soon as possible. This matter will be treated as an episode. Let's forget it."

Gao Peng patted Luffy on the shoulder and motioned him to go back with him.

"But what about this axe?"

"Get it back to the ward first, so you don't have to be held by that pair of live treasures, and then something will happen."

After Gao Peng finished speaking, he turned to leave, and suddenly saw a small pink figure flashing in the shadow of the corridor, and immediately realized who it was, so he shouted, "Little monster, stop!"

The little fleshy figure was indeed a little monster. Hearing Gao Peng calling it, he immediately turned around and looked at them with a smile.

"Yo, two boys, why did you two get here?"

Luffy said in surprise, "Little monster, why are you here?"

The little monster coughed and coughed, "I am here because I want to stay here to watch, a good show directed by myself."

Gao Peng was surprised, "Little monster, what are you talking about? I can't understand a word?"

The little monster smiled, "It’s just you two who are still students, and your brains are not as good as my little baby who has never studied. Okay, let me just tell the truth. I used my hair to tease the nurse. That’s why the nurse thought he was being assaulted by the doctor."

Gao Peng said angrily, "Little monster, you are so boring, I said that these two people are fighting so fiercely, so you are in the middle?"

"Yes, otherwise tonight will be too peaceful. What I hate most is calm, because calm is boring. If I feel bored, I will find something to do. When I was passing by the duty room, I found the nurse. I fell asleep on the table with the doctor, and I was thinking, they are too boring to sleep like this, maybe I should find something for them to do, so I just—

Gao Peng said sharply, "Enough, you don't want to go on. I don't want to listen."

The little monster stretched his waist and sighed, "Originally, there was a good scene to watch you. I was expecting a plot where the doctor chopped the nurse into meat pieces. As a result, the plot changed midway and the axe changed hands. , I became a nurse chasing the doctor. At the time, I thought, the story of the nurse cutting the doctor into meat is also good, but at a critical moment, you two came out and interrupted a good scene. Yes. You are so damned."

At the end of this passage, the little monster turned into gritted teeth.

Gao Peng smiled and said, "Little monster, I'm so sorry, I disturbed your mood for watching."

"It's not an interruption, it's an interruption, do you understand? A good scene was completely disturbed by you."

"Little monster, I know that you are young and do things only for your own pleasure. Regardless of other people's life or death, your attitude is very unpleasant. I hope you will not make trouble again in the future. Games that you find fun may cost two lives. The price. Do you think it’s not too much to do this?"

"Huh, you humans who hate selfishness, does your life and death have anything to do with me? I just want to be happy. Understand? You humans do not die, it has nothing to do with me. Also, you two interrupted me to watch a good show, I You must pay the price."

After the little monster finished speaking, he was about to stand up and rush to retaliate, but it found that there were signs on both of them, so he sighed, took the little hand back, and said viciously, "Goodbye, two silly boys. "After speaking, he immediately recited the invisibility spell.

Gao Peng and Luffy wanted to catch the little monster and criticize them. They felt that there was a flower in front of them, where is the shadow of the little monster?

Luffy frowned, "It was the same just now, I followed it, and then it suddenly disappeared."

Gao Peng sighed, "It should be an invisibility curse. It may not go at all. It's just invisible. Forget it, leave it alone. Let's go to the duty room to find the doctor and nurse just now and tell them that they were little monsters. "

Luffy frowned, "They have quarreled like that. Even if we tell them the truth, I believe they will not reconcile."

Gao Peng smiled bitterly, "Anyway, let them know what's going on."

The two came to the duty room together. Sure enough, they found that the doctor and the nurse were sitting far away. The doctor was talking on the phone with his wife, and the nurse was playing on the phone. When they saw them coming in, neither of them stopped what they were doing. As if not seeing them.

Gao Peng had to walk over and pat the nurse's arm, "Sister Nurse, it was a little monster that touched your face just now."

Hearing this, the nurse dropped the phone to the ground in shock, and the doctor hung up the phone in shock. Both of them turned to look at Gao Peng, their faces full of panic.

"Ah? How did you know that the little monster did it?"

"The little monster told me personally just now. It deliberately touched the nurse's face in order to make you two fight."

The nurse was surprised, "What good is it for us to fight?"

Luffy smiled and said, "It's good to watch the excitement by the side."

The doctors and nurses were all dumbfounded.

"Ah? It turns out that it deliberately provoke us just now, just to hide away and watch the fun?"

Gao Peng nodded, "Yes."

The doctor frowned. "This little monster is so boring."

Gao Peng sighed, "Yes, the little monster is a very boring guy. As the saying goes, boredom will cause trouble. So you two should stop being fooled by it."

The doctors and nurses nodded together, "Don't worry, no more."

"Okay, we should go back, you two better be careful and don't sleep anymore."

"understood."

Gao Peng and Lu Fei turned around and left the duty room, and the doctor immediately waved to the nurse.

"Come on, sister, I will show you the beautiful photos of my wife, and show you how beautiful my wife is."

The nurse walked over with disdain, took a look at the doctor's mobile phone, and was immediately dumbfounded.

"Ah? Is this really a picture of your wife?"

"Yes, tell you, you still don't believe it."

"This photo is from PS, right?"

"Well, since you think the photo is P, then I will show you the video."

After the doctor finished speaking, he immediately opened a video, the nurse watched it, and immediately opened his eyes with an expression of disbelief.

"Your wife is so beautiful, like a star."

"I told you everything, my wife is a beauty, you don't believe it, do you believe it now?"

The little monster stood in the shadow of the hallway, watching the doctor and nurses watch the video together, gritted his fangs with anger.

"No! This is not the plot I want at all. These two idiots have tampered with all the plots I designed. Damn! Damn!"