Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old man took the needle and thread and hurriedly walked back. He suddenly saw the ugly woman approaching. He was scared to hide in an empty office next to him, wanting to wait for the ugly woman to leave.

The ugly girl continued to move forward like sleepwalking, muttering as she walked, "Huh? What happened? I walked here just now, why did you walk again? Grandma, it seems I'm lost again. That's right. It’s this door that I’ve passed through, and if I turn like this, I’m afraid I won’t be able to find that **** at dawn. No, I have to ask for directions."

Listening to the heavy footsteps, the old man walked forward, and suddenly felt that the direction was wrong. When he stretched out his head, she actually stopped at the door of the duty room just now, and cried out that it was bad. In fact, while the old man felt bad, the two people in the duty room were even more surprised. The doctor and nurse had already taken off their clothes. They had just finished their foreplay and were about to have a big fight when they heard someone knock on the door. Immediately jumped up and grabbed his clothes to cover his body.

The doctor said, "Ah? Why is someone knocking on the door again?"

The nurse shook his head, "I don't know. Maybe the old man came back to catch the rape."

"Go, is that old man so boring?"

The doctor hurriedly put on his pants, ran to the door tremblingly, and locked the door from the inside with a click.

"Huh, this dead old man is really boring. He just interrupted him once and came back? Is it endless?"

The reason why the ugly girl knocked on the door of this office was also very simple, because there was a duty room sign hanging on the door of this duty room. The ugly girl knocked for a long time and no one opened the door. Instead, she heard a click, the door was locked, and there seemed to be someone talking in the door, and she immediately understood that there was someone in the room. The anger in my heart rushed up suddenly, hum, don't open the door to me, do you do shameful things in the room? The ugly woman's anger was suddenly full, punched and kicked at the door of the duty room, and hit the door with her sturdy body, pulled her throat and shouted, "Open the door! I know you are inside."

At this moment, the nurse happened to ran to the door to listen to the movement. The violent impact frightened her. The doctor shivered with fright. He hugged the nurse and said in surprise, "Oh, it's not the old man."

The nurse had been frightened and fainted and said, "How do you know?"

The doctor felt angry and funny, "My silly woman, you are so cute, can't you tell the male and female voices? Are you so scared that you can't tell if the voice is male or female?"

The nurse frowned, "But this knock on the door is like a man, Kong Wu is as powerful as a man, is it possible that a female strongman has arrived?"

"What female strongman?"

"My dear, listen to this smashing door, weighing no more than two hundred catties, you must not have this effect."

"Well, I believe that even me can't get this effect."

The ugly girl knocked for a long time, but no one opened the door, but she heard the continuous voice inside the door, she couldn't help but became anxious, "Hey, open the door quickly, otherwise I have to smash the door open."

The nurse didn't know which of the tendons was wrong, and actually replied inside the door, "Hey, don't smash it, there is no one in the room."

The doctor was so frightened that he hurriedly covered the nurse's mouth, "Honey, you are stupid, why are you talking? Let's hold back and keep silent. If she is boring, she will naturally leave."

But now it’s too late to cover your mouth. The ugly girl can hear clearly what the nurse said, and laughed, "Huh, there is no one in the room? Are you not a human? Tell you, I had planned to leave, now, I changed my mind. I think I must smash the door and talk to both of you. See what you two are doing in the house and why don’t you open the door.” After speaking, he smashed the door more vigorously.

The doctor and nurse heard goosebumps all over the place, and the doctor complained, "It's all to blame, it's terrible, she won't go."

The sound of smashing the door continued, frightening the two people in the room.

The doctor had no choice but to talk to the people outside, intending to relax the atmosphere through small talk.

"Hello, which department are you from?"

The ugly girl smiled, "I am not in any department."

This answer is fine, because the ugly girl is not an employee of this hospital at all.

But when the doctor and nurse heard this answer, they were shocked, "Ah? Are you not an employee of the hospital?"

"Of course I am not an employee anymore. I can't go to work a long time ago, eh? In fact, I seem to have never been to work."

After the ugly girl finished speaking, she laughed again. When she said she couldn't go to work, she naturally said that she was dead, so how could she go to work? Of course, the ugly woman has lived with her husband in her niece’s house since she got married, and spent the rent of her niece’s house. She has never done any work.

The doctor said, "Then who are you? Is it possible that you are a patient?"

The ugly girl frowned, pondered for a while, and sneered, "Even though I am wounded all over, I am definitely not a patient. Because of my injury, no one can heal it."

The doctor listened and immediately said cleverly, "Oh, I understand, you must be a terminally ill patient, AIDS, don't worry, I know you are in a gloomy mood now, I hope you cheer up, you must believe it. With the continuous advancement of science and technology in the future, it is not a myth that AIDS is cured. As long as you persist, you will be cured sooner or later."

The ugly girl couldn't laugh or cry. "What a stupid guy. Talking full of gibberish, if you want to heal me, you don't have to go to Lu Pan's hands to steal your life and death."

The nurse was surprised, "What are you doing?"

The ugly girl laughed, "Stealing the life and death records, of course, is to tamper with, don't you understand? What a pair of idiots."

Upon hearing this, the nurse and doctor were completely dumbfounded.

"My dear, who is standing outside?"

"I don't know, I don't understand what she said. Why is she getting involved in life and death?"

"Don't ask me, I don't understand it at all. You are a high-achieving student who graduated from college, and I am just a nurse who graduated from technical secondary school. How can I understand you better."

The ugly girl smiled and said, "You don't need to understand, because you will see me soon." After speaking, she grabbed the chair in the corridor, raised it, and slammed it down against the door, once, twice, three times. At last, the door couldn't help but opened with a bang. However, the door only opened a slit, and the doctor and nurse hugged each other in fright, shaking like chaff, no one dared to look out through the slit.

The old man took a look, secretly said, oh, but now, how can he dare to bite the bullet and rush through, after all, he is not the opponent of this ugly woman either. At present, what the old man can do is just continue to wait and see.

The ugly woman put her hands on her waist, raised a thick leg like a fire stick, and kicked hard against the door of the duty room. With a snap, the door was kicked open vigorously.