Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old man looked at the shiny fangs of the little monster, and then at the hideous ugly husband. He was shaking with fear, "But I really don't have that stuff in this morgue."

"Asshole! Why not?"

The old man was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, he said, I am a morgue, why do I need pliers? But I didn't dare to speak, so I stammered and said, "I don't need that here. I'm just talking about a hotel here. For example, you guys, all of you stay overnight. You will have to make room tomorrow morning. It’s been delayed, and I’ll stay at most for another night. You have to make room when you finish."

You understand, can you not make room? These smelly corpses were supposed to be sent for cremation as soon as the day broke.

"Asshole! What are you talking about?"

"Oh, I didn’t say anything, I mean, I’m like a free hotel here, oh, no, it’s actually not free. The hospital must charge a certain stop—oh? Accommodation fees. Yes, no Wrong, it is the cost of accommodation."

The old man originally wanted to say that it was a mortuary fee, but when the words came to his lips, he shook his soul and changed it to a hotel fee. Fortunately, the ugly woman's husband didn't know why.

"That means you don't have pliers or screwdrivers here?"

"Yes, really no, because I don't need that here."

"Huh! Useless waste."

The ugly woman's husband grabbed the old man by the collar and lifted him up. The old man was strangled and panted and couldn't help shouting for help. He appealed to the ugly girl standing aside for help.

"Hey, big sister, tell your husband to let me go. Oh, it hurts me so much. Are you two really not going into the same house? You bully people are the same."

But isn't it? Before, the old man was grabbed by the collar by the ugly girl and picked it up.

The ugly woman persuaded, "Husband, do you put the old things away? We have no grudges against him. He has never done anything bad in his life. At least he has stolen two mirrors, which is nothing wrong. Sin. Not to die, let him go quickly."

"You are a woman, you know what a fart! I am teaching this old thing now, where is your turn to interrupt? You shut up."

The old man was strangled so he could only beg for mercy, "I said, brother, don't you just want pliers? You put me down first, and I'll find them."

"Huh? You old thing, just said no, now you tell me to find it, do you have any pliers?"

"Oh, that, I don't have one here, but the hospital is so big, there are designated pliers or screwdrivers in the hospital."

"Huh, you old thing, do you want to run? No way."

With a wave of the ugly husband's hand, the old man fell heavily to the ground, groaning constantly. He stepped forward again and stepped on the old man's chest. The old man raised his head hard, and saw a big foot like a fan, and immediately wept in despair.

"Let me go, please."

"You can let it go, but you have to get me the pliers first."

"But there is no such thing as pliers in the morgue. I have to find it for you."

"No, you can find pliers for me, but only if you can't leave the morgue."

"Then how do you tell me to find it?"

The old man cursed in his heart, isn't this **** crazy? They all told him that there were no pliers in the morgue, but there were none outside, and they had to force me to look for them in the morgue. But now, how dare the old man slap his hair? I had to sigh and said helplessly, "Well, you wait." Then he walked towards the duty room.

The duty room is the old man's work room and the place where the old man usually drinks. As soon as the old man enters the door, he smells the familiar smell of alcohol, and his spirits are also lifted a lot. The heart said, what kind of evil did this have done tonight, being so tossed by the two couples who are like blind bears? The point is, I can't resist at all, because compared to this couple, my strength is so different that he is not at the same level. As long as the two of them lifted their hands, the old man felt that he had changed immediately, only to crane his neck to call for help.

There were no pliers in the duty room at all, but in order to perfuse the ugly husband, the old man had to pretend to be okay, humming and outsmarting Tiger Mountain, while looking for it. After flipping for a long time, naturally there is no, no way, flip it again, acting, who can't? The old man pretended to find it very hard. In order to embolden himself, he grabbed the wine bottle on the table and took a sip.

The ugly woman's husband was worried, and watched the old man fool him, and followed in.

"Oh, the old man is so elegant, and he still sings to outwit Tiger Mountain."

"Hey, am I okay to cheat?"

After Ugly's husband walked into the duty room, Ugly and Maiden also followed. Originally there was only a few square meters of duty room cabin, because the two behemoths squeezed in, they suddenly became crowded, and they couldn't turn around.

"You two go out. Regardless of men's affairs, women, stand outside. Can't you stand without seeing it?"

The ugly husband grabbed his wife and niece and pushed them outside without any explanation. The two women were also sensible, and they all quit. The old man felt a lot more relaxed now, because these three corpses all smelled. Just now, the three of them were crowded together in the small duty room. The smell made the old man unable to open his eyes, not much lower than the concentration of the dung pit. . If the ugly husband doesn't bomb people, he wants to speak up.

The ugly husband looked around in the duty room, his eyes suddenly locked on the ground.

What's on the ground that actually attracted his attention?

The old man followed his line of sight, and he felt a little stunned. The old man saw a hammer, which was thrown on the ground when he used up a nail to the wall. Of course, he nailed the nails to hang a mirror on the wall. The old man looked at the hammer on the ground and sighed. What is this tonight? Been tossed by three corpses for most of the night.

When the ugly husband saw the hammer, he immediately walked over and picked it up ecstatically.

"God, a hammer."

The old man stretched out his hand in embarrassment, "Give it to me."

The ugly woman's husband glared, "What are you doing?"

The old man had to put a smile on his face, "Hey, I have a bad problem. After I ran out of things, I never returned. I just used a hammer and forgot to put it away. Now I put it away."

The ugly woman's husband sneered and stretched out his hand and patted the old man's hand, "Why do you put it away?"

"Isn't not accepting it to add chaos to the house?"

The old man accompanied the smiling face and stretched out his hand again.

"Don't take it, this hammer is useful for me now."

The ugly woman's husband stared at the hammer, as if looking at some expensive stuff. The old man glanced at him with something wrong, and asked, "I said, big brother, isn't it just a hammer, what use do you want it for?"