Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old man was taken aback, "What does it mean to come out?"

The ugly woman smiled, "Old stuff, you are really old. Don't even know how to come out? What about two men coming out of the closet? It's the abnormal relationship between the same sex."

The old man suddenly realized, "Oh, I see. It's gay."

The girl smiled, "Auntie, now society is progressing, and same-sex relationships are recognized. Some countries now allow same-sex marriages. So you should stop thinking that same-sex relationships are abnormal."

The ugly girl smiled awkwardly, "Look, my thinking is out of date. Actually, if you think about it carefully, as long as the two are happy together, regardless of the same **** and the opposite sex."

The girl nodded, "Yes, be more tolerant to others."

The little monster laughed, "You are so stupid, that guy and my father are not **** at all."

The ugly woman was surprised, "Two men are together 24 hours a day, what else can they be if they are not gay?"

The little monster smiled, "Well, it's not gay, but my father can't do without him, because my father needs his body."

The old man understood, and was taken aback, "Huh? Your father needs his body. Is it because your father doesn't have a body?"

After being robbed by the old man, the little monster was shocked, unable to say a word.

The five corpses present can be bombed, you and I will talk about it.

The girl was shocked, "Ah? No body? How can a **** not have a body?"

The ugly woman said, "Maybe some gods don't have bodies."

The girl shook her head, "How is it possible? It is said that gods are more advanced than human beings, how can they have no body?"

The lawyer whispered, "I now suspect that this kid is telling lies, and his father is not a **** at all."

The ugly girl’s son whispered, “You’re only skeptical now. I’ve found out that it’s lying. I believe it doesn’t even have a single truth about its father.”

The girl was surprised, "Huh? This kid won't lie all the time?"

Ugly's son nodded, "Yes, cousin, it has been lying."

The girl said, "Then what's the matter with its father? What is the relationship between its father and the person it just mentioned? Why is it not a homosexual relationship if we stay together for 24 hours?"

The ugly woman whispered, "Didn't the old man just say it? The old man said that his father has no body and needs to use that person's body. Since his father doesn't even have a body, it must not be a homosexual relationship. The two men are together. One does not have a body and needs to borrow another body, that is, its father shares the same body with that person."

The girl was surprised, "Auntie, I see, its father is a ghost."

Everyone was shocked and immediately asked, "Why can you see it?"

The girl said, "Didn't the aunt just analyze it thoroughly? Its father has no body and has always shared the same body with that person. Then, can we think that its father is dead and has been possessed by that person?"

The ugly woman was surprised, "Huh? If this child's father is a ghost, then this child is a posthumous child."

The old man saw that they were talking very lively, and he immediately walked over and whispered, "Big girl, if this child is really a posthumous child, it would be nice to say, I am afraid it is a ghost."

The ugly woman said, "What is a ghost?"

The old man whispered, "Big girl, you are stupid, you are the child born to a woman and a ghost."

The ugly woman said in surprise, "Old man, you are confused. I know that people and ghosts can do that, but ghosts have no body. How can you make a woman pregnant?"

The old man patted his thigh, "I said the big girl, why are you so confused? Didn't the child make it very clear just now? His father has been using that person's body, so it is not difficult to guess that the ghost is attached That person went to mate with the child's mother. Since the ghost used the corpse of a living person to do that, the woman can naturally become pregnant afterwards."

The ugly girl suddenly realized, "Ah, I understand. Oh, it seems that this child is not only strange, but also scary."

The more they thought about it, the more they were afraid, they couldn't help but look back together, just in time to see the little monster squinting at them, staring at them viciously, scaring them to scream in unison.

The little monster kicked the support of the iron bed hard and made a thud.

The ugly girl was surprised, "My kid, will your feet hurt if you kick the bed so vigorously?"

"You want to control? Do you think my feet are not as hard as this broken bed?"

Seeing the little monster's malicious gaze, the ugly woman became so scared that she became stammered.

"Where, of course your feet are harder than iron beds-much harder."

The little monster barked his fangs again and creaked.

"How's it? You have been talking about me for a long time, so hard."

Everyone's complexion changed drastically, and they quickly played stupid.

"Where, we are talking about today's weather."

"Oh, yes, yes, the moonlight tonight is good, suitable for a walk, but it's a pity that we can't get out."

"Well, I really want to take a slow walk on the moonlit path, even if I just listen to the noise of crickets in the grass, see the butterflies flying in the flowers, or just smell the fragrance of the flowers, I feel satisfied. Up."

"I like singing in the moonlight the most. I always feel that the gloomy moonlight can spread my singing all at once, which is very pleasing to the ears."

The little monster sternly said, "Shut up! You are not allowed to talk any more, why do you interrupt every time I speak. Why are you walking and singing in the moonlight? Shut up all of me! No more nonsense. ."

The ugly girl said pretentiously, "No, kid, if you have something to say directly, we will all listen."

The little monster angrily said, "Shut up! You are the most nonsense. Be careful when I tear off your tongue so that you can never talk."

The ugly girl was so frightened that she covered her mouth, for fear that the little monster would go wild, she stretched her hand over and was pulled her tongue.

The girl tremblingly said, "My kid, are you a ghost?"

The little monster was startled first, and then laughed, "What kind of ghost? I'm a serious fairy."

The girl asked, "But even if it is a god, it should have a body, right?"

The little monster lowered his face and sternly said, "What do you want to say? Just say it, why do you hesitate."

The girl had to shiver, "However, your father has no body."

The little monster laughed, "Who said my father has no body?"

Everyone said in unison, "Just now, didn't you say it yourself?"

The little monster smiled, "Oh, my father just doesn't have a complete body, he still has at least part of his body left."