Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old man started playing drums in his heart, is this too much? If you let the dean, the bastard, deduct all your salary, you don’t care, but the family’s money is in the hands of your wife. If you can’t pay your salary this month, your wife specifies that you are drinking outside every day and drank all your salary. Up. When I get home, I can't explain to the old woman.

Seeing that the old man was silent, the dean knew that he must have been scared. The dean snickered in his heart and managed the employees. As expected, economic sanctions were the most effective. Any criticism of education would be useless, and fines would have the best effect.

"How? How are you thinking about it? Come with me. As long as you pry the door open for me, not only will I not deduct your salary, but I will give you a double bonus."

The dean began to seduce the old man. Of course the old man is not stupid, he said, the price of the double bonus is to pry open the door blocked by the police, which is illegal. The old man carefully observed the dean's eyes and found that although his eyes were as bright as usual, their eyes were a little loose. As the saying goes, the eyes are the window to the soul. A person's gaze is dizzy, which shows that there is something wrong with his sane. After summing up the dean's performance just now, the old man suddenly had an unknown premonition-the dean seemed really crazy. If the dean is really crazy, what he said will naturally be innumerable, so the double bonus words can only be heard. Since there is no bonus, there is no need to follow him to do stupid things. The old man was sober again, and flatly refused the dean's temptation, "Dean, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I can't go with you."

"What? You don't want the bonus? But double the bonus."

"Hmph, Dean, can you honor what you said?"

"Of course, I am the dean. Who dares not listen to my orders?"

"Then I ask you now, I am a mortuary worker, why did you give me a double bonus?"

"You work hard, diligent, hardworking, no complaint, and silently in the position with the worst working environment in the hospital, without complaint."

At this time, the old man was completely awake, and dismissed such cookie-cutter employee evaluations.

"Really? Master Dean, am I really as good as you said? I only work in the morgue because I have no education, no skills, and I can't do other jobs. I can only look at a corpse. Do you think I don’t want to be like you, dressed neatly, sitting in a comfortable and spacious office to work? I think too, but now, I have no choice but to look at the dead body."

The dean got stuck, coughed and said, "Well, that, what I just said is the first reason for giving you a double bonus, and the second reason is that you worked in the hospital for two years. , Work earnestly, meticulously, never made any mistakes."

The old man laughed and sighed, "As for this reason, you said yesterday, I have no opinion. As of yesterday, I did not have any problems, but today, the problem appeared. Tonight, in the morgue A total of 13 corpses have been gathered. Now nine of them have run away, and four are left. Do you think my problem is not serious?"

The dean frowned, "Huh? Nine ran away all at once?"

"Yes, five people lying on the morgue outside ran away. The original five in the freezer, and four ran away. Tonight, everything is messed up. So, the double bonus you said, I'm not blessed to accept it. ."

When the old man finished speaking, he burst into laughter, but just smiled, his eyes moistened.

"Oh, think I have worked hard for two years, and everything is ruined tonight."

"Don't worry, tell me, what happened to the morgue tonight?"

Seeing the dean's concerned expression, the old man couldn't laugh or cry.

"President, what I just said was not clear enough? Nine of the 13 corpses ran away. That's it."

"Why does this happen? Who is making trouble?"

The old man glanced back unconsciously, just in time to see the little monster squinting, sucking his fingers, looking at him with a smirk, and shivering.

"That's it, everything is the kid playing tricks."

Although the old man was trembling with fear, he told the truth.

The dean stared at the little monster for a long time, as if he had just discovered it.

The old man looked at the dean with a dazed expression, and couldn't help frowning, "Master, the kid has been standing there. You didn't find it just now, did you?"

But the dean's expression told him that he really just discovered it, not pretending it.

"Dean, what's wrong with you? When you look at things now, aren't you looking at things selectively?"

The dean frowned, "What is selective vision?"

"The so-called selective sighting means that the patient can only see what he wants to see, but ignores other things in the field of vision. Patients with this disease have something they don’t want to see, even if they are standing in front of them. Living people are completely blind. For example, the child, he has been standing under your nose, but you have not found it. And just now, I remembered that it seemed to be talking to you, but you never saw it. See it?"

The dean once again showed a mysterious look, "Oh, then I should go to the ophthalmologist for this kind of disease."

The old man smiled bitterly, "No! This is not a problem with the patient's eyes at all. The patient's eyes can see things. It's just that you can't see what you don't want to see. This kind of illness is because the patient's mental problems should go to the psychiatric department. ."

The dean nodded, "Yes, I should see the psychiatric department."

"Dean, what's wrong with you tonight?"

"What's wrong?"

"As the dean, you have more than 20 years of experience in practicing medicine, and you are an authoritative person in the medical field. You should know more about this common sense than me. Why are you now like a muddlehead? What should you do with this common disease? I don’t even know about the clinic visit?"

"I have some problems with my status tonight."

The dean's answer did not seem to be an excuse. The old man noticed that his eyes seemed to be covered with a gray mist, so that his eyes always seemed to be confused.

"In my opinion, it's not just some questions that are as simple as that?"

The dean didn't care about the dissatisfaction and the smell of gunpowder in the old man's words, but carefully looked at the little monster.

When the old man saw that the dean did not speak, he was even more angry, "Dean, you talk about you, a clean person who is usually very clean, why are you so embarrassed today? Do you see if your hair looks like a chicken coop? And you Shouldn’t you take the white lab coat to the laundry room? In addition to all kinds of stains, there are blood stains on the clothes. You dare to wear this kind of clothes and walk around in the hospital? You are the head of a hospital, yes Don’t you pay attention to your own image?"