Maoshan Ghostbusters

In the morgue, the old man was busy cleaning up the mess after the little monsters were mixed up, and after spending a long time, he finally reinstalled the door. The old man grasped the doorknob and tried hard to push and pull the door. The door kept creaking, sounding awkward.

The old man sighed, "Hey, with my craftsmanship, I can only pretend to be like this. This door must not be installed properly, otherwise the door won't creak. Forget it, just make do with it. As for this door to be called, just let it go."

The old man wiped the floor again, covered the three corpses on the morgue bed with white cloth, and sighed, "God, I was on the night shift. In one night, there were 13 corpses and nine ran away. Oh, no. In addition to the half-headed corpse lying on the ground, ten people ran together. I really can't explain it tomorrow morning."

After all, the old man is an optimist, and after cleaning the morgue, he feels better again.

"Fuck it, it's a big deal, I'll quit, even if I change someone else, I will still have problems with things tonight. If the hospital expels me, I will go home and take my grandson. Anyway, I have a pension and I am not worried about it. Money spent."

The old man happily happily, humming and outsmarting Tiger Mountain, wandering back to the duty room, only then discovered that after a long time toss, the wine hasn't woken up yet. When I walked to the door of the duty room, I used to grab a small notebook and looked at it. The column on the number of corpses on the small notebook was messed up by him a long time ago. The old man couldn't help laughing as he looked at the black bumps.

"It seems that it is not only me who suffered tonight, but also this little book. It is the first time to be changed to this. Currently, there are only three corpses left in this morgue. "

The old man habitually picked up the pen, painted the numbers on the number of corpses into black bumps, and then wrote the Arabic numeral 3. After careful consideration, it felt something was wrong, and then painted 3 into a black bump. How to write it? The old man frowned and thought for a long time, but had no idea.

"Hey, it's really troublesome. Three should be three. Anyway, there are only three left."

The old man sighed, and still wrote a 3 word behind a bunch of black bumps. After finishing writing, he nodded in relief, "Forget it, let's be honest. I'll just write three, and see what the leaders can say. The ten corpses ran away by themselves, and it has nothing to do with me."

The old man wandered back to the table, grabbed Erguotou, and took a big gulp, only to feel much more comfortable.

"It's better to continue to drink, wine is the best thing. You must be full of joy in life. Wouldn't it be happy to bring wine to the wind and laugh to see the joys and sorrows of the world?"

The old man laughed, sat at the table, drank and ate peanuts again, putting aside what happened before. People who love to drink have this problem, as long as they drink alcohol, they don't think about any troubles.

Over there, Lu Fei and He Chuyao also found the morgue following the route pointed by the nurse sister.

Luffy stood at the door of the morgue, feeling a little confused. He Chuyao gave him a hand, "Come on, what are you afraid of? Everyone lay in the morgue that day, don't be afraid, I am here."

Luffy grabbed his scalp and said, "By the way, I suddenly remembered something. The burly man's body was placed in the morgue before. Maybe the quick-acting Jiuxin pills on his body were taken away by the morgue staff. That's it."

He Chuyao nodded, "Well, so we need to find out with the staff on duty in the morgue. Come on, come with me." After finishing speaking, he took Luffy's hand and stood at the door of the morgue.

Luffy moved his nose vigorously and frowned, "I seem to smell it."

"What is the taste?"

"Of course it's the smell of the corpse."

"I said, Classmate Lu Fei, don't do so much. The morgue doesn't smell like corpses, but can it still smell like crab noodle dumplings?"

"But this smell is really pungent."

After Luffy finished speaking, he immediately sneezed.

"I said Luffy, you are really troublesome. The smell of the body is like this. How can it smell good? After a person dies, it is a piece of rotten meat. Can that rotten meat be fragrant?"

Luffy was indifferent to He Chuyao's persuasion.

"No, I'm very sensitive to the smell, or I'll wait for you at the door, you can go in by yourself."

"Are you so timid?"

"He forensic doctor, it's not that I'm timid, it's such a place, I really haven't been here."

After Lu Fei finished speaking, he felt dumbfounded. Did I go to a place like a morgue to kill me?

"No, you have to go in with me."

He Chuyao's attitude is very firm, and it sounds like there is no room for negotiation.

"What forensic doctor, why do you have to catch the duck on the shelf?"

"Are you really going to wait for me at the door?"

Luffy nodded, "Yes. As long as you are quicker. You can go in by yourself in a while. What should you ask? Come out as soon as you ask. Let's not follow the ink in this place. The yin is too heavy."

He Chuyao coughed and coughed, "This is a hospital, and you are standing at the door of the morgue. It is said that there are always some dirty things at the door of the hospital morgue. These dirty things are actually the souls of the deceased. They stayed there. Wandering at the door of the corpse is to find a substitute. Once they find a substitute, they can reincarnate smoothly. Generally, when they choose a substitute, they will choose someone who looks weak, just like you. If you are seen by them If you are selected, you will have to take the class. In the future, you will be here to find a substitute. So there is no end to finding a substitute, and it will loop forever. One finds another. The other will look for the next one, so, keep looking for it."

Of the above, He Chuyao said this deliberately, with only one purpose, which is to scare Luffy.

When Luffy heard it, she screamed in fright, "Mom, look for a substitute? Isn't it too awkward?"

He Chuyao nodded pretentiously, "I didn't scare you, what I said is true. And when they look for a substitute, they will choose a person with a light character. Fortunately, my character is heavy, otherwise I will not be a forensic doctor. Dare to do it. Oh, by the way, Luffy, are you horoscope light or horoscope heavy?"

Luffy whispered, "The character is light."

He Chuyao pretended to be taken aback, "Oh, if you are a light character, you happen to be the guy looking for a substitute, you, don't stand at the door as soon as possible."

Luffy said, "Enough, don't talk about it anymore, I was scared into a cold sweat by you. I just go in with you."

He Chuyao laughed, "That's right." Then, he grabbed Luffy and knocked on the door.

Luffy said in surprise, "What forensic doctor, you are really a **** and man, do you still have to knock on the door when entering a place like a morgue?"

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Of course I used it. There is an old man on duty in the morgue. It's not that there is no living person. I knocked on the door, of course, to show respect for the old man on duty."