Maoshan Ghostbusters

Faced with such a terrible corpse, the old man was naturally a little scared, but he still forced himself to calm down, walked over, patted the corpse on the shoulder and smiled, "Huh? How is it? Brother, can you hear me?"

The dead body was still trembling and moaning, but he still raised his head and nodded hard, "Well, you can hear it."

The voice of the dead body was harsh and hoarse, and it sounded like it took a lot of effort to speak.

The old man coughed twice and continued to chat with the dead body, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

The corpse stroked his chest and smiled bitterly, "It's still an old problem, and the heart is not good. When a person reaches a certain age, the body will not work. It is like an old machine that clangs when touched. None of the parts inside are good. All of them have problems. In fact, in addition to a bad heart, I also have kidney failure, emphysema, and gallstones. As for minor problems such as skin allergies, oral ulcers and onychomycosis, I don’t need to mention them."

The old man smiled and said, "Hey, who hasn't got any minor problems yet. To be honest, when you look at my body, I just look tough. I still have cerebral arteriosclerosis, but it's not serious. The doctor said, just my body, temporarily No big problem. But it won’t be easy to say in another ten years. In other words, ten years later, I might become sick like you."

The corpse laughed, "Oh, when people are old, they are all the same. Sooner or later they will come to the door. There is an old saying that when you are young, people look for illness, but when you are old, you find someone who is sick. My health is not good. It's also because I didn't pay attention when I was young, and now I am old, and I am sick and uncomfortable."

The old man laughed, "Brother, that’s not what I said. I always pay attention to maintenance, but what's the use? Now that I’m old, don’t I still get cerebral arteriosclerosis? If it’s another ten years, come again. If you have cerebral palsy, your brain will shrink, and you will live to the end in this life."

The corpse laughed, "Old man, you think too much. The current technology is changing with each passing day. In another ten years, there will be some breakthroughs in medicine. Maybe ten years later, your disease will not be called a serious problem. It."

The old man smiled relievedly, "That would be great. I would like to have a way to cure this problem. However, according to my estimation, if this problem is to be completely cured, the only way to change my head is to change my head."

The corpse shook his head, "No, you don't understand this, right? That's called changing the brain, changing the whole thing."

The old man smiled and said, "That's great. If you put someone else's brain in my head, am I still me?"

The dead body said, "That's not it, at least the body belongs to you."

When the dead body finished speaking, the two old men laughed together.

Luffy frowned, "Tsk tsk, it's weird, the dead body was touching his chest just now, and it looked like a terrible pain. The old man chatted with the dead body, and the dead body immediately became okay. I can say that I can laugh. . What kind of weird thing is this called?"

Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "I didn't tell you just now. The corpse won't feel pain. The painful feeling he showed just now is completely caused by memory."

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "However, watching the two old people chat about their physical condition, I was thinking, when I get old, will I sigh and talk about my problems like them."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Leader Ye, you really think so much, just how old you are, you think so far?"

Ye Tian smiled and said, "I just watched the two old people sigh and feel a little sentimental. However, what forensic doctors, we should also take good care of our bodies and save old age. Like them, I don't want to get older and fall into one. The problem."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Maintenance? How to maintain? For jobs like the two of us, one is a policeman and the other is a forensic doctor. If there is a big case, you have to work day and night."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Well, for the safety of people's lives and property, we have to work hard, don't we? Things like maintenance, wait until we retire, and then do it."

He Chuyao laughed and patted Ye Tian on the shoulder, "Yes, maintenance matters, we will talk about it after retiring. When we retire, we can go hiking and fishing together, or go to the suburbs to contract a fish pond to raise fish. Or contract an orchard to plant fruit trees."

Luffy coughed and coughed, "Let's listen to the two elderly people continue to talk about it. You two will discuss your body maintenance plan when you have a chance."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Yes, let's listen to the two old men continue to talk."

The old man watched the dead body relax completely, and he felt as if he had lost a big baggage.

"Brother, what happened to you just now? Why did you touch your chest and look so painful?"

Who knows, it's okay if you don't ask, this question, the corpse once again clutched his chest, showing a painful expression on his face, howling. Weeping and crying, her body wobbly couldn't stand, and she was about to fall to the ground again.

Upon seeing this, the old man hurried forward to support the dead body, caring about it, "Brother, are you all right?"

The dead body cried, "Old man, you know me. You are different from them. We are the same age. You can understand my difficulties. They are both too young. The young people have empty heads and don’t want anything, unlike us. , I have gone through too much. Especially me, a lifetime of hardship. In fact, death is a kind of relief for me."

The old man sighed, "Brother, life is unsatisfactory, nine out of ten. Now that you have all gone, why do you want to do so much? It's better to put aside all the trouble."

The corpse cried, "Let it go? How do you tell me to let it go? Without me at home, they can't even eat food. Can you say I can let it go?"

The old man frowned, "Brother, the government now subsidizes families in need. Don't worry, don't worry, they will definitely be rescued. At least life is not a problem."

The corpse cried, "As long as I think of them, I feel boring in my chest and I can't get up. I have worked hard all my life, just wanting them to live a good life, but now, after all, I am still powerless and can only let go. "

The old man persuaded, "I said, brother, in a lifetime, you have to learn what songs to sing on the hills. You are dead, and you are still thinking so much about what you are doing. Let go of what should be let go, and what should not be let go. Let go. Life is such a thing, everyone has the day to end."

The corpse cried, "Old man, I understand all of these principles, persuade others, and I will too. But now, it's my turn, how do you tell me to calm down. My wife is always sick in bed, my stupid son They don’t even know how to cook. If I don’t go home, they can starve to death at home."

The old man smiled bitterly, "Brother, maybe you think too much. Your son's eldest son is not young, he hasn't eaten pork and hasn't seen a pig run? He doesn't know how to cook, he always sees you cook? He doesn't usually cook You are used to food. If you are not there, he is hungry and he will naturally cook and eat."