Maoshan Ghostbusters

The corpse smiled bitterly, "Actually, people live a lifetime, who has no privacy and shortcomings? To be a man, we still have to manage our own mouths. There is an old saying, shut up and hide your tongue, stay in prison. Privacy or other things, or hide. In the belly, I would rather rot than you can say, otherwise, once you are known, you will be immediately used as a weapon against you."

The old man sighed, "Yes, the old saying is good, and the misfortune comes from the mouth. So my wife always teaches me, think about everything, don’t talk about it, but I know this, I know that, many times, knowing too much will Cause trouble to myself."

Luffy smiled and said, "I understand this. In movies, people who know that too many people are usually the first to be killed."

The old man smiled and said, "I said, boy, you have to change your temper. If you talk about it, it will cause you trouble sooner or later."

Luffy grabbed his scalp, hehe, "Anyway, so far, it's okay, no major problems."

The dead body sighed, "That's because you are still young and you are still in the ivory tower of the school. The world is pure and transparent for you children. When you enter the society, you will understand that there are all kinds of people in the society. The people in the school are much more complicated, young man, sooner or later you will experience the bitterness of the world."

Luffy smiled, "Master, what you said reminds me of the story of the pony crossing the river. I know that life is not easy, but sooner or later I will try it myself."

He Chuyao coughed and coughed, "Master, I have listened for a long time and I understand a little bit."

Seeing He Chuyao looking at him, the dead body immediately said in a daze, "What do you understand?"

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Old man, from you, I understand the importance of marriage choice. When you choose the right partner, you have succeeded more than half of your life, such as the old man." After speaking, he pointed his finger at the old man, and then Sighed, "However, once you choose the wrong one, you will suffer painfully for a lifetime like you, old man."

The corpse shook his head, "No! You are wrong, I didn't choose the wrong marriage partner."

He Chuyao frowned, "Old man, are you still awake? Suppose you chose not your current wife, but a diligent and healthy woman, then your life should be different. At least not every day Are living in pain."

The corpse shook his head again, "No! What forensic doctor, what you said is wrong, I have already told you just now, my wife and I are true love. So I must marry her as a wife."

He Chuyao smiled bitterly, "But this true love hurt you. As I said just now, if you marry a healthy woman, you might be living happily now, instead of approaching seventy. When I was old, I still worked hard to support my family. In the end, I died miserably under the old locust tree. I mean, if you marry another woman, your life may be another ending."

The crowd fell silent, all bowed their heads in thought, pondering what He Chuyao said.

After a long time, the corpse raised his head and whispered, "He forensic, maybe you are right. If I didn't marry her, all tragedies might not happen. And before I decided to marry her, there was a girl who pursued her. I, that girl is also very nice and a person who lives down to life. I hesitated and didn’t know who to choose. At this moment, it happened to be my birthday. The two of them knew that I was celebrating my birthday. Celebrate me, and said that he prepared a birthday present for me, to give me a surprise."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Master, you are so happy. For your birthday, two girls will accompany you to celebrate."

Luffy frowned, "And these two girls are still rivals, did they fight at your birthday party?"

The corpse shook his head, "No, they are both girls of the kind with gentle personality. They don't know how to fight and quarrel at all. It's like the girls nowadays, even if they are in the street, they don't take it seriously."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Old man, you just said that they both prepared birthday gifts for your birthday. What gifts did they prepare?"

The corpse smiled, "The girl gave me a box of birthday cake, and she gave me a sweater that she knitted by herself."

The old man tutted, "The sweater made by hand? Your wife really has a plan."

Luffy frowned. "It's just a sweater. What's so rare? I can't wear a sweater all winter. Just a cold-proof suit or a down jacket is enough to survive the winter."

The old man smiled and said, "You don’t understand this. When we were young, we just caught up with the era of material scarcity. Not to mention wearing clothes, it was a problem to eat. At that time, the weather was very cold, especially in winter. Snow and icy roads. Now you can really survive the winter without a sweater, because the weather is warm now, but it wasn't at that time. At that time, I wore two sweaters in winter and a cotton coat outside."

The dead body smiled, "At that time, they were all wearing military coats."

The old man smiled and said, "Yes, you wear military coats in winter. They are warm and wind-resistant, and other cotton coats, cold-proof clothing, down jackets, and the cold wind blows through them. Just like nothing, a military coat is better."

The dead body nodded, "Well, I also wear a military coat. It was really cold at that time, and I couldn't take it out in winter."

The old man smiled, "Plus material scarcity, so you should understand how important a hand-knit sweater is?"

He Chuyao frowned, "But at that time, the material was scarce, and that girl could spend money on a birthday cake."

The corpse smiled bitterly, "Yes, the birthday cake was not delicious at that time, but the price was not cheap, because the income was very low at that time, but a hand-woven towel gave people a warm feeling, and my wife ignored the girl. I was there and asked me to try it immediately. When I put on the sweater, I found that it was just right, just like she had measured my body size before. I remember that the weather turned cold and I just needed a sweater to keep out the cold This sweater can be said to be a gift in the snow. I put on the sweater and looked in the mirror for a long time, feeling very satisfied. This sweater is just tailor-made for me."

The old man smiled, "You two are busy wearing sweaters, what is the girl doing?"

The dead body sighed, "I was only intoxicated with the joy of putting on a new sweater. When I recovered, I realized that the girl had gone. This table of wine and food was originally intended for the three of us to eat together. In the end, it became My wife and I ate together, and after that, the girl never contacted me again. It is said that she was married later and had a good time."