Maoshan Ghostbusters

The corpse smiled, "It's rare to have such a virtuous woman, old man, you are so lucky."

The old man smiled and said, "Yes. I have a good life, and I have a good wife. This is my blessing. Many people are unhappy because they have not married a good woman, but I am different. I marry the right person. Do you know what the nurse said when my wife blasted the nurse out that day?"

The corpse frowned, "Well, what did the nurse say?"

The old man smiled, "The nurse pointed to my nose and yelled. I tell you the truth, you are the one who caused your wife’s body. I was dumbfounded right away, turned my face to look at my wife, and found that her eyes were unnatural. I began to suspect that my wife was lying."

The dead body smiled, "I said, old man, you are really a talent. It's been a long time since you just suspected that your wife was lying. You shouldn't see anything wrong, right?"

The old man smiled bitterly, "Seriously, I was given a tranquilizer at the time. I just woke up, my whole body collapsed and my consciousness was not very clear, so the nurse repeatedly bluffed me, and I was indifferent. Because of the tranquilizer medicine. There are still some remnants of the effect, and my brain can’t keep up. Brother, don’t laugh, I’m telling the truth. At that time, I felt my head was dizzy, my body was soft, and my eyes were blurred."

The corpse laughed, "As for such an exaggeration? It's just a tranquilizer. I slept, and I was so dizzy, it's really incomprehensible."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "The tranquilizer has a stimulating effect on the brain, and the reactions the old man said are normal."

Luffy smiled and said, "So, what happened next?"

The old man smiled, "Next, my wife was worried that the nurse would continue to talk, and immediately grabbed the nurse and pushed it out. The nurse immediately got anxious and pulled him in the ward with his wife. When my wife was young, his body was thinner, not as good as that of the nurse. The head nurse is tall and mighty, and his wife wanted to drag her out. It was a bit difficult. So the two of them dragged her for a long time, but the nurse was still in the ward and didn't move at all. Seeing that she couldn't move her, the wife had to bomb her again and you left. Ah, my husband and I wanted to stay alone for a while. The nurse was originally a stubborn lady, she didn't show weakness, besides, the hospital is her place, and my wife dared to push her. How could she swallow this breath? So she Point to me and shout, your husband and wife are both insane. My husband beats my wife, but my wife dare not admit it? And my wife blasts me out. In my opinion, both of you should go to the neurology department for a good check."

The corpse laughed loudly, "Old man, your wife is so sturdy, she actually pushed people directly."

The old man smiled and said, "What can be done? She stayed on and kept arguing. My wife couldn’t quarrel her, so I had to grab her. I didn’t even think about it. I couldn’t pull her at all. Because this nurse is not only physically strong, but also usually I take care of the patients often, and I am very strong. My wife is really not her opponent. Then they quarreled more fiercely in the ward. The other patients who lived in the ward complained, and they all began to complain together, saying that they both got it. People can't rest."

The dead body smiled, "After a long time of trouble, there are other patients in the ward."

The old man sighed, "Yes, you thought I was living in a single room. At that time, how could the hospital have a single ward? Even if it did, it wasn't for ordinary people like me. I remember living in the same ward as me, yes. Seven or eight people."

Luffy smiled, "Old man, those patients who live in the same ward with you are considered to be **** mildew. It's too noisy to rest."

The old man smiled and said, "Then they specified that there is no way to rest. My wife and the nurse have both started, and they still want to rest? My wife is stubborn. Seeing that the nurse is reluctant, he starts to pull her again. I am worried that my wife will suffer. After all, the nurse is as strong as a cow, and I am afraid that my wife will not be able to beat her, so I quickly get out of bed to help her."

The corpse laughed, "What are you guys? Are you planning to fight the nurse together with your husband and wife?"

The old man smiled, "Well, I have this idea. Everyone who knows me knows me very well. I love my wife very much. If anyone dares to say that my wife is not a word, I will ask him to talk about it. Not to mention the nurse. , I have been dragging with my wife for a long time. If it weren’t for the tranquilizer’s effect, and my body became weak, I would have gone up to beat her. I don’t see my wife being wronged at all."

Lu Fei smiled, "Now, the nurse should be unlucky."

The old man smiled, "The nurse is not afraid of me. She works in the hospital. What kind of patient hasn't been seen? I stood up and walked towards her staggeringly. She was not nervous at all, but pointed at me. The nose roared that guys with brain problems like my husband and I should live in the psychiatric ward. And we should both be hospitalized because we both have problems. The patients in the ward laughed loudly. Now, I can’t hold on to my face anymore, pointing to her nose, and sternly, you bastard, shut me up, you don’t talk nonsense. My wife is worried that I will really hit someone, so I quickly pulled me away. Let me ignore her. The nurse didn’t show weakness, and opened his throat and shouted, that’s enough, your husband and wife don’t act anymore. I tell you the truth, you beat your wife like this just now. If you don’t believe me, hello I looked at my hands, and I understood everything. After hearing this, I immediately looked down at my hands, and I realized that there were a lot of scratches on my fists and a small amount of blood on the back of my hands. Of course, the blood had already dried up. I rubbed it with my hand and the blood immediately fell off. I was surprised to find that under the dried blood was smooth skin with no wounds at all, and there were very few abrasions on my knuckles. It was impossible for so much blood to flow out at all. Obviously, those dried bloodstains are not my blood. After discovering this, I was shocked."

Luffy could hear the sound and interrupted, "Ah? Whose blood is that?"

Gao Peng laughed loudly, "Luffy, sometimes you are deadly clever, sometimes deadly stupid. This is obvious. Of course the blood on the hands of the old man is the blood of the old man's wife."

Luffy was still puzzled, "Why is it the blood of the old man's wife?"

Gao Peng smiled, "Luffy, I really can't stand you anymore. Have you forgotten all about the old man's beating of his wife? What kind of memory do you have?"

Luffy scratched his scalp embarrassedly and smiled, "Well, really, I forgot this stubble? Before the old man beat his wife, the blood on the old man's hand was naturally his wife’s. , I'm so stupid, why didn't I even turn this turn?"