Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy frowned, "What is the truth? Is it possible that the woman is dead and the ghost is here?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "How is it possible? No one knows whether the woman is alive or dead, but it is certain that even if the woman becomes a ghost, she will not come to this stupid guard."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Why do you say that?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It's simple, because that woman doesn't love him at all. It's that simple."

Luffy smiled, "Why do you see it? Why are you so sure that the woman doesn't love him?"

Moyue proudly said, "In my long life, I have met countless women and pursued countless women. I know them too well. Women are basically cold outside and hot inside. I didn't chase them. Before I got it, they were very indifferent to me, even dismissive, but once I got them thoroughly, they would fall in love with me desperately, almost inseparable, as long as I leave them a little bit They will be furious. It's as if I am their personal belongings. I am so restrained by them that I can't breathe, and there are so many beautiful and enchanting women in this world. How can I be satisfied with only one woman in love? Besides, their life span is very short, and their youth is only so poor for more than ten years. You say, I spend my happiness on a woman, it is really not worth it. I have to be when they are at their best. Stay with them. Once they show signs of withering, I will leave immediately and look for new goals. I only like to be with beauties. I have no interest in the old lady with white temples and long-winded mouth."

Luffy frowned, "You are so carefree."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You don't understand this. Pursuing a woman is like picking flowers. You must start when the flowers are blooming most beautifully. If you are late, the flowers will be picked by others. Therefore, you must grasp it. good time."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Are you showing off your skills in pursuing women to me again?"

Mo Yue laughed and said, "That's right. Although my life can be summed up in bad words such as ignorance, bohemian, and wasting my life, but I can use my fruitful results in pursuing women. Feng Lai describes it."

Luffy smiled and said, "What's this called? It's a kind of spirit, you can be regarded as specializing in the art industry. At least you have made great achievements in pursuing women."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It's not huge. Although there have been many women, it is a pity that no woman gave birth to a boy or a girl for me. I have no offspring. Unlike my father, he has a large group of women. child."

Luffy smiled and said, "It seems that you have insufficient skill and you still need to practice. When you reach your father's level of skill, you will be able to achieve success in the world."

Mo Yue sighed, "I also want to practice well, but unfortunately, I have no chance."

Luffy smiled and said, "Your frivolity and lechery finally cost you your life."

Mo Yue frowned, "Enough, why did you mention this stubble again?"

Luffy smiled, "I'm really sorry. Did I step on a mine again?"

Mo Yue didn't say a word. Luffy didn't hear his answer. He only heard heavy gasps. Knowing that he must be angry, he had to comfort him, "Okay, don't be angry. I won't mention that again. Can't it?"

The demon Yue remained silent, and after a while, his voice was low and authentic, "Remember, don't mention that again. Otherwise, I will stop telling the story immediately."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Don't, don't, you can punish me in any way, just don't stop telling the story. I have a problem with the story, and I must listen to it completely. The feeling inside is really uncomfortable."

Mo Yue sneered, "Well, you will never mention that again. And I never want to hear the name Mochizuki Gege again, do you understand?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Magic Yue, in fact, you really don't have to be so sensitive. This matter has long since passed, and Mochizuki Gege has long since reincarnated, so why bother thinking about it?"

Mo Yue said angrily, "Enough, I just finished talking, why did you mention it again?"

Luffy coughed and coughed, "Okay, I was wrong. By the way, where did we just talk about it? Didn't we just say that the woman doesn't like dumb guards at all? You go on."

Mo Yue sneered, "Don't change the subject for me."

Lu Fei pretended not to understand, hey hey, "Why did I change the subject? We have already talked about this. By the way, you have been talking for a long time, and you haven't told me why you think that woman doesn't love at all. What about the dumb guard."

Mo Yue smiled, "That woman doesn't like stupid guards at all. This is my judgment based on what the woman did to stupid guards. According to the stupid guard's description, the woman not only didn't answer his phone, but He also moved and resigned, and took the initiative to cut off all contact with him. If a woman really fell in love with a man, she would never do so absolutely."

Lu Fei sneered, "It seems that you, a love expert, have the most say in this kind of problem."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's natural. I have been in love with countless women in my life. Love is a game of high IQ. However, some people make a lot of money through love, and some people get a happy family through love. Old children and grandchildren go around their knees and enjoy the joy of family. There are also people who got out of the normal track of life through love and became a criminal. They ended up in jail. The tragic ending of Qiuhou Wenzhan."

Luffy frowned, "I didn't understand your lengthy comment."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I didn’t understand it. It only shows that your IQ is a bit problematic. I will explain to you one by one. The first sentence, someone makes a lot of money through love. This is not limited to men and women. Those who can use emotional offensives to disrupt each other in love and open up their hearts, and at the same time, those who open their money bags are truly highly intelligent people."

Luffy frowned, "Why do you say that?"

Mo Yue smiled, "Because people who are immersed in love are usually defenseless against their love objects. They usually give all of their thoughts and even their hard-earned savings, just for asking. Lovers’ favor. At this moment, the one who can stay awake at all times is the real winner."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "I still don't understand."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are so stupid. Only by staying awake at all times can you cover your own wallet and fudge the money in other people's wallets."

Mo Yue finished speaking and laughed triumphantly.

Luffy clutched his scalp, tilted his head stupidly and pondered what Mo Yue had just said, repeating the word moneybag in his mouth.