Maoshan Ghostbusters

Moyue yawned lazily and smiled, "Then it depends on my mood. Anyway, for a while, I won't leave your body. You know, a suitable living human body It's hard to find."

Lu Fei said angrily, "You are really hateful. In the big world, the number of human beings is more than trillions. With so many people, you don't depend on Zhang San or Li Si, but you depend on me. It's really hateful. Is it possible that you are deliberately leaning on my body because you see me being bullied?"

Moyue laughed loudly, "Luffy, do you think that I am attached to a living person, just like looking for Chinese cabbage in a vegetable field? Just find one and get into someone's body? I tell you, find People are no better than finding cabbage. Finding people is a hassle."

Luffy frowned, "Otherwise? Don't you just find someone to rely on your soul? As long as it is a living person, are you still picky?"

Moyue smiled, "Why don't you know anything? Well, I will tell you the reason for choosing you now. Because I only have a ray of soul, which is a very yin thing, femininity. Cold, if you wander around for a long time, the cold will get heavier and heavier, so I need to adhere to the body of a living person, absorb a certain amount of yang, and neutralize my own cold. And this person’s yang cannot If it is too heavy, your body will not be heavy, so I choose you."

Luffy sighed, "Oh, I understand. It turns out that you chose me because the yang qi on my body is not heavy enough. It seems that I really complied with the old saying, yin qi is heavy, and I was crushed by ghosts.

The demon Yue laughed loudly, "The truth is such a truth, but there is no need to say it so ugly, why is it being crushed by a ghost? It's ugly. People usually say that being crushed by a ghost refers to a woman being crushed by a male ghost. It's something, by the way, I didn't press you down to get involved,"

Luffy said impatiently, "Go and go, stop talking nonsense. Saying this properly, I started talking nonsense again."

Mo Yue smiled, "I just heard you say that being suppressed by a ghost is funny, so I will explain to you what it is like to be suppressed by a ghost. Not only did you not thank me, but instead scolded me, it was really wrong."

Luffy frowned, "Okay, don't mess around. I'll ask you now, why can't you choose someone with strong yang? What happens if you cling to someone with strong yang?"

Mo Yue smiled, "To be honest, any soul that meets a heavy Yang Qi will avoid it, because too heavy Yang Qi will counteract the coldness of the soul itself. As for things like coldness, it is not too heavy. Good. However, if the coldness of the soul itself is completely offset by the Yang Qi, then this soul can only be scattered and disappear forever."

Luffy frowned, "Oh my god, it's so terrible, disappear forever?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. Once the soul disappears forever, it will completely disappear. This is of course a great disaster for every soul."

Luffy heard that Mo Yue's words suddenly became heavy, and even his voice became a little low, so he smiled, "Well, you should continue to tell me stories and forget these unpleasant things."

Mo Yue smiled, "Well, let's continue with the story we just told. As to whether that woman loves the dumb guard or not, after listening to my analysis of love, I believe you know it in your heart. You should know who the woman in love is What kind of things, they will be like vines entwining big trees, clinging to their lover, instead of just leaving and not answering the phone. If she can do this absolutely, it means she doesn’t love you anymore. Up."

Luffy frowned, "I'm thinking about a question now, would that woman never love a dumb guard?"

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid to say that I've never loved, but in the end, I definitely don't love it anymore. Otherwise, she wouldn't go so resolutely."

Luffy sighed, "This kind of woman is terrible, and she left as soon as she said she left. She walked cleanly and thoroughly so that the stupid guard would never forget her."

Mo Yue laughed, "I actually feel that this kind of woman is a good person. The most annoying is the kind of repeated breakups, and then keep coming back to entanglement and discovering that you have a new girlfriend, she I'm not reconciled, and keep doing things in the middle, looking for trouble. Compared with that kind of particularly difficult woman, this kind of woman is simply an angel."

Luffy sighed, "I can't imagine how terrible it would be to be entangled in a woman, who has never been in love."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, have you ever been entangled in snakes?"

Lu Fei shook his head, had an epiphany, and said in surprise, "Damn, don't you mean to say that the feeling of being entangled in a woman is the same as the feeling of being entangled in a snake?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "There is nothing less than too much."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Are you dragging ancient Chinese with me? Do you think I don't understand?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "If you say you can understand, then you can just explain it to me. What does this mean?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Just kidding, I've copied countless ancient poems, how can I not understand this sentence? You mean, the feeling of being entangled in a woman is more terrifying than being entangled in a snake. , There is only excess. The word excess here refers to the meaning of surpassing transcendence, and inferior, that is, it is impossible to live better than being entangled by a snake. So, what you mean is that a woman is better than a snake Must be great."

Moyue smiled, "Of course women are better than snakes. Snakes just kill people, and women not only kill men, but also firmly control their thoughts and guide their behavior. Be with women. After a long time, men will suddenly find that they have long lost their ego, they have been tightly bound by women."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Isn't there a song that sings that women are tigers? Now you tell me that women are more scary than snakes. Then I really don't understand, since women are so scary, why do men still get married?"

Moyue smiled and said, "It's very simple. In order to reproduce offspring, only the union of men and women can reproduce offspring, and then pass it down to descendants, so that human society can prosper on the earth forever."

Luffy frowned, "Fortunately, my old lady didn't hear these words of yours. If she heard them, it would be strange if you didn't scold you. She is a typical controlling character."

Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, it is the most obvious from your mother. I believe your mother must be a very tough woman. She has always been in a leading position in your family and controlled your father to death."

Luffy sighed, "This is true, anyway, my father never dared to disobey her idea, my mother told him to go east, he would never dare to go west."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It can be seen that your father made a huge concession for the harmony and happiness of the family. Oh, it is not only a simple concession, but a sacrifice."