Maoshan Ghostbusters

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Same question, since no one has gone to the flower bed, where did the urine on the bag come from?"

Mo Yue smiled, "Didn't the handsome guard made it clear just now? The urine on the bag is not human urine at all."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "It's not human urine. What kind of creature's urine is that? Is it possible that animals peeed on the bag?"

Demon Yue smiled, "As long as you listen to me, you will understand what animal urine it is. However, before I tell you what animal it is, you can use your brain to make a good guess. guess."

Luffy frowned, "Huh? Since this animal can sneak into the flowerbed and pee without being spotted by the three people present, does that mean it is a small animal?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, a good guess. This animal is indeed very small."

Lu Fei patted his forehead, and suddenly realized, "Oh, I see, this pee is designated to be sprinkled on the bag."

Demon Yue laughed loudly, "I said Luffy, you can really be funny, what does your mind think? Actually think that the pee was scattered on it."

Lu Fei smiled, "Otherwise? Meow was the only small animal that appeared there that night, and Meow was small in size, quick to move, and walked silently, all of which fit the characteristics of a suspect."

Mo Yue smiled, "I said Luffy, you really made me laugh. It's just a pee on the bag. You actually attributed this peeing behavior to a crime and peeed that one. Is this little animal called a suspect? And I can tell you clearly that the pee was not meowing."

Luffy frowned. "Huh? Meow did not do it? Who did it?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It's not Meow Meow anyway. As for who it is, I will tell you in the next storyline."

Luffy coughed and coughed, "Regardless of whether this matter was done by Meow or Meow, even if it was not done by Meow Meow, sneaking to pee in the flowerbed at the door of the building is not a crime? In my opinion, At least it should be accused of insulting the government."

Moyue couldn't smile, "God, Luffy, are you really going to pin someone a big hat?"

Luffy smiled and said, "It’s not that I want to put the hat on. The Pentagon belongs to the office building in the United States. This is the government site. This little animal dared to urinate in front of the government building. It is a serious disrespect for the government. Once caught , Should be severely punished."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Stop! Don't get excited. Look at you, the saliva spurts out with excitement, I guess that little animal peeing is scared to sneeze in the United States."

Luffy smiled, "As for such an exaggeration? Sneezing in fright?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's not it, you are severely punished, it must be scared."

Luffy smiled and said, "Well, let’s stop talking, just tell me what kind of little animal it is, why is it so naughty, in such a big place in the flower bed, where it’s not good to be scattered, It happened to be scattered on the captain’s plastic bag."

Mo Yue smiled, "If you want to know what kind of little animal it is, you can continue to listen to my story. At that time, the captain looked at the plastic bag in his hand and felt very puzzled. He really couldn't think of what kind of animal it was. He came out and **** on this bag. The handsome guard smiled, Captain, you must have never been in the countryside when you were a kid? The Captain shook his head, no, I was really an authentic city kid. When I was a kid, I could only be It’s okay to play in the alleys, or it’s boring to play football together with a few friends. Seriously, I really envy the children who grow up in the village, especially those who live in the mountains, who can climb mountains when they have nothing to do. Catch bugs, fish, and swim in the river with my friends. I always think that childhood life is called childhood. A childhood like me feels like entering an adult society all at once. There are no warm memories. The handsome guard smiled, yes, because I spent a year or two in the countryside when I was a child, although the time is short, but the simple folk customs and beautiful picturesque scenery there left a deep impression on me Now I recall that the happiest part of my entire childhood was the one or two years in the countryside. Every day I followed a few friends and ran wild on the country roads, breathing the fresh air, the countryside The air in the country usually has a fragrance, because there are always undefeated wild flowers in the country, so the fragrance in the country air usually has a sweet and greasy taste. But time can't go back after all, when I get old , I went back to the countryside to take care of the elderly. I breathe fresh air every day, and the days of fishing and shrimp fishing are also happy. The captain frowned, hey, didn’t you just plan to tell me what kind of animal it was? What about the beautiful and quiet pastoral life? The handsome guard smiled, Captain, you can’t rely on me for this matter, this is your beginning. What you said just now immediately evoked many of my previous memories. I just The good feelings in the memories have been expressed. The captain sighed, that’s enough, now please don’t talk about your memories anymore. Could you please tell me, what kind of animal it is, dare to urinate in the flowerbed in full view The handsome guard smiled. If my nose is ok, I think it smells like a weasel. The captain was surprised, what? Is it a weasel? The handsome guard laughed, Captain, you won’t even even a weasel. Don’t know, right? It’s the kind of little animal with a yellow coat. It looks like a little fox at first glance. Its eyes are like two black beans, and its face is rounder than a fox. Unlike a fox, they are all pointed. Face. The rural people call them Huang Daxian, scientific name skunk. The captain frowned, OK, stop it, you don’t need to introduce what a weasel is, I’ve seen that stuff. The handsome guard frowned, how could it be possible? Ordinarily there is no such thing in the city. That animal. The captain smiled bitterly. In the early years, the city was not well planned, and weasel could still be seen in some old houses. I remember that when I was a child, I was idle, and after class, I took a few classmates to catch the weasel. After catching it, he immediately killed him, peeled the skin, put it on the fire, and roasted it squeaky and oily, the taste was not bad."

Lu Fei said in surprise, "Mom, it really is because of the big cultural differences. The people of the U.S. dare to roast Huang Daxian and eat them, aren't they afraid of Huang Daxian's revenge?"

Mo Yue smiled, "So, the national conditions are different, it can only be a different matter. In the eyes of you Chinese, Huang Daxian is an inauspicious animal that cannot be provoked, while in the eyes of Americans, Huang Daxian Like the hare, Daxian is also an edible delicacy."