Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "It seems that that person is really abnormal, and he actually said something about collective suicide?"

Luffy smiled and said, "The pressure is too great and it is normal to be driven crazy."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Even if the pressure is too great, this kind of advocacy for suicide is too much, right?"

Lu Fei sighed, "He feels hopeless. Rather than starve to death, it is better to solve it earlier. Why bother to endure the moment of starvation? After all, the feeling of starvation is very uncomfortable."

Mo Yue smiled, "But it's not that they have nothing to eat."

Luffy smiled, "Are you talking about wild vegetables?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. Isn't wild vegetables something you can eat?"

Luffy smiled bitterly, "But it’s better not to eat something like wild vegetables.

Mo Yue smiled, "That is better than nothing to eat, right?"

Luffy smiled and said, "Okay, I'll continue to tell the story. The man is nervously depicting the beauty of heaven, what little angels and blond women are flying in the sky, there are countless golden lights shooting out from the temple of heaven, And in the spring pool of heaven, it is not clear spring water, but golden water that is full of the pool. Under the sun, the water in the pool is shining."

The demon Yue fluttered and said with joy, "Mom, what kind of imagination is this person? The pool is not spring water but golden water. Can the golden water be drunk?"

Luffy smiled, "What do you know? He meant that after you arrive in heaven, you don’t need to eat or sleep, and naturally you don’t need to drink water. In this way, is the pool cool spring water or The sparkling golden water doesn’t matter. Anyway, people don’t need to drink water when they enter heaven."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "This person is obviously already in a nervous state. You can imagine this kind of thing? It's just nonsense."

Lu Fei smiled, "Okay, it's just his own imagination. Don't hold it down. The man said on his own, he didn't mean to stop. At the end, he coughed twice, heavenly Good thing, I told you all just now. As for what to do now, I believe you know it in your heart. In fact, going to heaven is very simple. We just need to dig the pit together. After digging the pit, we will lie in the pit together. Here, cut off the carotid artery. In this way, we can go to heaven together. The whole process, from digging the pit to our ascent to heaven, takes only half an hour. Please hurry up and act quickly. If that person, it’s okay. It was really provocative. As soon as the voice fell, two people immediately lowered their heads to pick up dead branches on the ground. After picking up the dead branches, they ran to the side of the pit excitedly. One of them had a sharp move and jumped into the pit. , Began to dig the hole. When that person saw it, laughed, did you see it? Someone already understands what I mean, everyone quickly act, dig the hole, hurry up, time waits for no one. We must prepare for entering heaven , And to enter heaven, you only need to dig a hole and then cut the carotid artery. It’s as simple as that. The strong man and the promoter looked at each other, and then the two ran to the side of the hole together, grabbing the person who was digging the hole to death. Drag, the digger is digging vigorously, where is he willing to put down the dead branches and come out of the pit? The strong man is impatient, grabs the guy who digs the hole, snatches the dead branches, clicks, and breaks on his knees , And then cut the dead branches into two and threw them far away. The guy was like an evil, and wanted to run to pick up the dead branches, and was sternly drunk by the strong man. What did he do? The guy whispered Dao, picking up dead branches. The strong man sneered, what did you do when picking up dead branches? That guy stammered, of course, digging holes. The strong man laughed, digging holes? You said so well, you really believe in that neurosis If you dig a hole and cut the carotid artery, you can go to heaven? The guy said nothing, just turned his face to look at the man, and the man smiled, idiot, why did you come out to make trouble again? As soon as you confuse, it becomes four different images. The strong man snorted coldly, snatched the dead branch in the other person's hand, folded it in two, threw it away, and then glared at the two people, sternly, you Neither of them is allowed to dig pits, you can understand, whoever dares to dig pits, I have to chop his hands. The two of them were originally two cowardly, weak-willed guys, and heard the strong man like thunder. Roar, shivering uncontrollably, nodding together, whispering, if you don’t dig, you don’t dig, why are you so fierce? The strong man sternly said, you two go back, stand with everyone, don’t stand in the pit At the same time, whoever dared to wander around the edge of the pit, I buried him alive. When the two people heard this, they were so scared that they all flashed. The strong man watched the two men run away, and it was cold. He hummed, and walked towards the man. The man still held the stone in his hand and looked at it carefully. He knew that the strong man had already walked over and was unmoved, as if he didn't mean to raise his eyelids at all. Han stopped in front of him, the man coughed twice, and slowly opened his mouth, I said idiot, you can really get things done, what was originally good was tossed by you. You said Well, what do you want to do? The strong man sneered, I didn't want to do anything. You should know that the person planning to do something is you, not someone else, understand? The man still stared at the stone, laughing, joke! What a joke! You actually said that I wanted to do something? Everything I do is good for everyone. You said everyone is going to die when talking, shouldn't I worry about our funeral? And, please remember what I said, someone will die tomorrow, brother, remember, it’s tomorrow, it’s very close, now it’s noon, and it’s less than a day, ten hours before tomorrow morning. That's it, someone will become a corpse. You must not think that I am saying something horrible, deliberately scaring you, I am telling the truth, and someone will die. The strong man sneered, that's enough, stop talking nonsense. No one will die tomorrow. The man was taken aback and laughed, oh? Why do you think so? We haven't eaten for three days, and eating wild vegetables every day has caused us to collapse. Do you think one of us can survive until early tomorrow morning? I tell you, it won't. That person will die tonight, he is doomed to see the sun tomorrow. If you don't believe it, let's just wait and see. Oh, I said, it’s better to dig the pit together now, and then commit suicide together, so as not to find that my partner has died in the morning tomorrow morning, I feel sad. I have always been very soft-hearted, and I don’t see the scenes of life and death. You guys might as well follow my advice. "