Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled and said, "What is this person's courage? He is simply as timid as a mouse. When the initiator was so casually scared, he was immediately scared like this?"

Lu Fei laughed and said, "Letting locusts are the most common creatures in the pond. When normal people talk about locusts, they talk about discoloration. I believe that most of the children living in rural areas have been bitten by locusts. It feels good."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "What do you mean? It sounds like you have been stung by a locust."

Lu Fei smiled, "I lived at my grandma’s house for a while when I was young, and my grandma lived in the countryside. When the farming was busy, I also went to the fields to help. Although I had not been bitten by locusts, I saw that others were bitten by locusts. That thing is really difficult to get around. Once it is stung, it can't be pulled off. When the locust is pulled off, it is already full of blood."

Mo Yue smiled, "It's so terrible. As for?"

Luffy smiled, "Of course, have you never been bitten by a locust?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Of course not. I am a child of the Demon Race, the son of the Demon King. Those evil things that are a little bit dare to approach me, let alone a small locust."

Luffy sighed, "Okay, I'm also preaching the benefits of being a citizen of the Demon Race. Enough, similar words have already filled my ears, and I don't want to listen anymore."

Demon Yue smiled and said, "To some extent, the demons are indeed much stronger than your humans. Compared with our great demons, your humans are just weak existences."

Luffy smiled and said, "We humans invented cars, airplanes and ships, oh, and submarines. We humans go to the sky and into the underground sea, everything is nothing."

Moyue smiled and said, "What are your stupid inventions of human beings? Our demons are proficient in spells. As long as we chant a few spells, we can still go to the sky and into the underground ocean. Our method is much more convenient than yours. You humans, manufacturing cars, airplanes, ships, and submarines. Which of these things does not require huge manpower, material and financial resources, but also a lot of time. And our demons, as long as we say a spell, we can solve them all easily. , And it can be solved in the blink of an eye. Our method is environmentally friendly and simple, but also saves a lot of time. Therefore, our demons are much more advanced than your humans."

How can Luffy accept this kind of statement? He said a series of poohs, coughing and coughing, "Since you are so powerful, why are you the son of the leader of the demons still dead in human hands? ?"

At this moment, the demon Yue got angry and yelled, "Hey, let's say it, you are not allowed to mention that matter again."

Lu Fei sneered, "Magic Yue, what I promised you is not to say that woman's name, but I didn't say that woman's name just now."

Mo Yue coldly snorted, "Luffy, you can do it. Have you actually learned to play word games with me?"

Luffy smiled, "Okay, don't be angry. Let's not fight for those useless. You should continue to listen to my story."

In order to draw the devil’s attention away, Luffy coughed again and began to tell the story, “After that man escaped from the pond, he was caught by the strong man. Now, your stones are gone, are you? Can you be quiet for a while and stop doing things? That person snorted unconvincedly, and you would bully me together, have the ability to fight one by one. The strong guy laughed, just like your little chicken, Do you still dare to challenge me? I punched it, and you immediately changed into panda eyes, and you dare to challenge me? The man looked at the strong man with a fierce look and didn't dare to speak. The strong man started the man Push him in his arms, eldest brother, now he is handed over to you. The initiator was taken aback, what do you mean? The brawny sneered, I have business to do now, in order to prevent him from making trouble, please take good care of him The promoter nodded, I understand. After speaking, he immediately grabbed the man’s hands and twisted it backwards. The man suffered a lot of pain and immediately stiffened and screamed. What are you going to do? The promoter laughed. , Don’t ask me, and you have a problem with your wording, should you ask him what he wants to do? Not us. I don’t know what he is going to do, you might as well ask him. The man turned his face and glared at the strong man immediately, Roar, you bastard, what are you doing again? The brawny smiled, now, I am going to explore your privacy. That man frowned, eh? My privacy? The brawny laughed smugly, why? You got it Amnesia? Come, let's see, what is this? After speaking, he lifted something up. When the man saw something like that, he immediately screamed and stomped his feet and shouted, God, my backpack , After a long time, why did I forget my backpack? Asshole, when did you **** my backpack? Talking about my backpack, didn't I just carry it on my shoulder? How could it be with you? What's your hand? The strong man laughed, I said that you are crazy, your brain is really bad. I snatched your backpack a long time ago, have you forgotten all of it? The man saw his own The backpack suddenly became very emotional. In an instant, many pictures overlapped and appeared before his eyes. He remembered everything that happened before. He remembered that his backpack was indeed taken by a strong man. He also remembered Zhuang. When Han grabbed his backpack, he pulled the straps of the backpack. Then Peng Peng made two noises. The sound of the strap being pulled seemed to be circling in his ears. The moment the backpack straps broke, it was in his mind. It also became a slow-motion playback of a frame. When he calmed down again, he suddenly broke out, pulled his throat and shouted, and gave me the backpack. The strong man shook his head, no, I believe you must be in your backpack. There are a lot of delicious things hidden. Now, let me take out all the dry food and confiscate it. You know, the big guy has been hungry for three days and needs a good meal too. The strong man finished. Grabbing the zipper of the backpack and preparing to open the backpack. The man was immediately anxious when he saw it, and planned to rush to grab the backpack back, but his body was hugged tightly by the promoter and couldn't move at all. So he had to tore open. The throat yelled, "Don't open it, there is nothing to eat in my backpack. The strong man sneered, I said that I was crazy, since there is nothing to eat, why don't you allow me to open it? ? The man angered, because there was something else, and that thing involved my privacy. The brawny smiled, privacy? We are the people who have bathed in the river naked together, what privacy do you have that I haven't seen? How big is the thing below you, I'm so clean. After the strong man finished speaking, everyone laughed. "