Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled, "What is this? It seems that this brawny man is a very lustful guy. He always finds excuses to go out and pick up girls, and he says that he wants to go out when he gets tired. Stealing fishy. What do you say about the ancient teachings of human beings? Where does the family flower smell of wild flowers? This guy is a good bite, and he especially likes a punctual girl. Obviously, she is a erotic."

Luffy smiled, "Have you finally found a human with the same hobby as you?"

Moyue smiled and said, "Little classmate, I have already said that there is nothing wrong with this hobby. As the saying goes, dying under a peony flower is also romantic. Lechery is the nature of a man. You are still young. When you grow up, You will understand it all. Now you, there is nothing more to do, a blank sheet of paper, you don't understand what I'm telling you."

Luffy smiled, "Well, you don't need to teach me about the complicated relationship between men and women. When I grow up, I will understand. You don't have to always pretend to be a teacher in front of me. .Now, you should continue to listen to my story. The man smiled and said, I understand, it turns out that when you look for a woman, you choose a good figure and don’t have high demands on your face. I’m different from you, I like it. She has a beautiful face and a stature. Just don’t be too fat. The brawny smiled, my wife’s face is very pretty, but unfortunately, she has a thin body and a skinny beauty. You say, a man sleeps with a bamboo pole in his arms. It’s been a long time, I want to change a bamboo shoot that is fat, white and white. It’s nothing too much, right? The promoter laughed, it’s just your personal thoughts, I believe my wife must not think so. The strong man sighed, of course she is not Thinking like this, that’s why she was so impulsive. She ran into the kitchen and rushed out with a kitchen knife. The man smiled, how did your wife know about your ugly things? The strong man sighed, don’t mention it. , That day, I was so fascinated by the footwashing girl, and somehow, I was taken to the private room by her. After I woke up, she found that all my clothes were stripped off by her. She was also naked. We were lying on the same bed. I wondered, it's over, we are going to do bad things. I was not a very determined person. Now I lie on the same bed with me, or the one I like. Type of plump women, you also know that I have never resisted the kind of women who are protruding and curving. I almost accept everything as it is. I said in my heart, no, I have to hurry up and continue like this. I would really do something sorry for my wife. And none of these footwashing girls are good stubborns. When the woman saw that I wanted to slip, she immediately grabbed my hand and sneered, huh, want to run? We are both already So, you have to have a saying? That woman was originally the kind of man with high cheekbones and thick eyebrows. She suddenly sank her face and scared my calf muscles. So I accompanied the smiling face, laughing and joking authentically, girl , You see, the two of us are actually just lying in a bed, I didn’t do anything, so let’s go here today, you go back to work, and I go home. When the woman heard it, she immediately became angry. He pulled his throat and shouted, what? You are also an agency cadre anyway, you have **** with me, do you want to admit it? I was so scared, sister, I didn’t mean to repay the account, but we really didn’t do anything. The woman saw that I really wanted to go, grunted, and started crying. I am a softhearted person, especially when I don’t see women crying, so I have to persuade me, sister, it’s not that big brother doesn’t like you, but there is a tigress at home. I was found out by the tigress, and when I came home, she had to castrate me. I had married her for ten years, and I was afraid of her for ten years, so I didn’t recruit. I hope you can understand your brother’s difficulties. To be honest, for this reason, I just left, it is indeed inappropriate, so I took out one hundred yuan from my wallet and handed it to the woman, yes, or else, this one hundred, you keep buying something to eat The eldest brother is just an office worker, so he can’t help you too much, so he can only get a small amount of money. Or, I’ll do it here. , She was already down the steps, but she shook her head vigorously and refused to accept my money. It was impossible. One hundred yuan was too little. When I heard this, my nose was almost flat and crooked. I had to talk to her with a sullen face. I said girl, so far, I haven't touched you. Your only loss now is to take off your clothes and show me. For a moment, to be honest, you are not a movie star, that is, you are just a girl with ordinary appearance. Take a look, one hundred yuan, which is quite a lot, I think it is reasonable, you still accept it when you see it, and you are done with one hundred yuan. . The promoter laughed, ah, it’s said that it’s a hundred yuan, just take a look, and don’t do it. It should be said that it’s a big deal. Why doesn’t she agree? The man smiled, don't you understand this? Women who are feet-washing girls all belong to the side of the house. The way women make money is usually by selling and cheating, catching an honest person, and not slaughtering you to lose your pants, so you are lucky. The strong man sighed, yes, it seems that this man has a deep understanding of that kind of woman. The man smiled and said, there is no way, my wife won't go home, my needs in that area can't be solved, and I will go to the footwashing room every other time, and I still know their routines very well. I admit that I am lustful, but my helpless wife is very close. I didn't have a chance to go out and mess around, so I don't know much about the routines of footwashing rooms. Seeing that woman was crying, I thought about giving her a hundred dollars and hurriedly left. But the woman caught me firmly and didn't let go, saying that one hundred yuan was too little. I had no choice but to explain with a smile, my sister, one hundred yuan is a lot. Every time you receive a guest, you only earn three hundred yuan. You have nothing to do now, and you have taken one hundred for nothing. Why do you think it is inappropriate? The woman cried, eldest brother, you don’t understand, this footwashing room is actually controlled by people from the underworld. They are all a group of people, and there are special thugs. They want to take most of the money I earn. Said it is a protection fee. They know that I took you to the private room. After you leave, they will ask me for money. If I can't get three hundred yuan, they will think that the money has been embezzled by me and they will beat me. When the woman finished speaking, she whispered and started crying again. Damn, I said in my heart, no, I didn't touch her today, but I was stunned by her to be corrupted three hundred oceans, really a little distressed. After all, I'm just an office worker, and I'm not a big money, so I don't think it's a big deal to throw her a thousand and eight hundred. So I coughed twice, whispered, sister, brother knows you also have your problems, how about that? My brother will give you another fifty dollars. That's it. Let's go our own way. What do you think? "